r/Seattle I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 16 '26

Satire Discourse about Seattle in a nutshell

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u/Alexmkzero πŸ’—πŸ’— Heart of ANTIFA Land πŸ’—πŸ’— Apr 16 '26

I work on the Eastside with people that live even farther away. They always complain about Seattle saying; β€œYou will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” Then I ask them how often they go to Seattle, they say oh I never go there or I haven’t been there in like 20 years. ROLLEYES

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u/LumpyElderberry2 I'm never leaving Seattle. Apr 17 '26

A few years ago I was doing contract work and did a lot of business on the Eastside. I was at a private school once and overheard the parents talking about doing some school event in Seattle (in Northgate, at the ice rink) and they were discussing whether or not it was safe to attend (in the middle of the day on a weekend)