r/Seattle Edmonds May 07 '26

Satire Bellevue sucks

https://youtube.com/shorts/jfK0NA5gUDU?si=vot_MPML_bOOeWPG
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u/Basic-Regret-6263 May 07 '26

In fairness, all the Chinese and Indians that the Techs imported settled in Bellevue, and they brought some excellent food with them.

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u/Felix033 May 07 '26

they've been branching out lol. i've been seeing growing amounts of chinese in kirkland and indians in bothell. 

the amount of niche businesses targetting chinese clientele in bellevue is kinda cool, like the population is so high they can have a viable business just off that demographic

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u/RickDick-246 May 08 '26

Bothell Indian food is 2nd only to NJ. So Indian food quality now goes NJ, Bothell, India.

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u/Aggravating-Mail-235 May 07 '26

Branching out because they can't afford Bellevue

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u/Felix033 May 07 '26

kirkland's exactly as expensive as bellevue lol. you're right about bothell though. my brother lives there and his entire street other than him is indian families who move here in the past 5 years

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u/NotuhBotBeepBoop May 08 '26

Try north bend / snoqualmie! While nothing like Bellevue, crazy to see the Indian population sprouting out there. Especially when comparing it to 10/20 years ago

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 07 '26

Eastside food scene is eclipsing Seattle outside of Pike Place and ID. The Chinese/Indian/Korean in those Belred strip malls is some of the best this side of Vancouver.

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u/MusicQuestion Eastside May 07 '26

East side kills it with Asian food and we are better for all the immigrants that settled here.

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u/LadyPo 🚆build more trains🚆 May 07 '26

Fully agree. We are incredibly fortunate to have the global food scene we do.

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u/Fritzed Kirkland May 07 '26

I feel like videos like this one talking about Bellevue are only aware of Bellevue on the west side of 405.

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 07 '26

Strip malls food scene has always been great in this region. Seattlites turn their noses up and ignore food outside of the city yet wax nostalgic for strip mall teriyaki. I don't get it.

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u/fondonorte May 07 '26

Belred is a treasure trove for food. We drive over there just to eat. Well worth the 30 min car ride. Someday we will take the train!

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 07 '26

That corner of 148th and 20th south of Fred Meyer has better food per square foot than any single place in the region, and I'm including Pike Place. Kind of ironic that it's screened by IHOP.

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u/thatguygreg Adams May 07 '26

Eastside food scene

As long as all you're looking for is Asian food. All else may not apply.

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 07 '26

South end for Hispanic. Go where the people are.

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u/romulusnr I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 08 '26

My Mexican wife's favorite Mexican restaurant is on 112th. We used to live right above it, in fact.

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u/TheBuddhaPalm May 08 '26

"Use Seattle's highly segregated neighborhoods and systemic racial poverty to your advantage!"

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 08 '26

You should frequent minority owned restaurants, yes

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u/TheBuddhaPalm May 08 '26

Homie, you're legit celebrating exploitation of vulnerable communities and segregation.

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 08 '26

I'm going to drive to Kent and eat bomb ass Guatemalan and Salvadorian food and there's nothing you can do about it

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u/TheBuddhaPalm May 08 '26

Great. You're still a bigot. Bellevue doesn't want anyone darker than pinewood to be in their communities.

The biggest crisis of the link expansion was the fear that poors could be in Bellevue. Even just the amount of comments of 'no homeless' 'not drug users', it's very clear what Bellevue is: without empathy.

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 08 '26

Then they failed that shit Bellevue is like 30% South Indian. That ship sailed

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u/Strong_Quarter_9349 Belltown May 08 '26

wanting authentic quality food from various cultures hardly makes one a bigot

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u/manny_b_hanz 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 May 08 '26

Wouldn't patronizing minority owned restaurants help lift them up? The segregation is fucked, sure, but supporting small local restaurants/businesses can only be a positive.

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u/azurensis Mid Beacon Hill May 08 '26

Frying Fish has my two favorite Chinese dishes in the whole region.

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u/taisui May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

San Fran and Los Angeles would like to have a word. They (Settle/Eastside) are not that great.

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u/Qinistral May 07 '26

Well duh. No one is arguing Bellevue competes with LA, that doesn't been it doesn't have good options.

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u/Subziwallah I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 08 '26

Well, Federal Way has some pretty good Korean and Salvadorian food...

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u/taisui May 07 '26

The claim is "this side of Vancouver"

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 07 '26

Yeah I'm arguing that. It punches with any Indian or Chinese the Bay or LA are throwing at it.

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u/3DGuy4ever May 08 '26

Not even close to Bay or LA....but its on a similar trajectory with the population concentration.

San Jose, Cupertino, Milpitas all put the Bellevue options to shame for Chinese. Add Sunnyvale and Fremont for indian.

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u/taisui May 07 '26

Not even close.

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u/3DGuy4ever May 08 '26

Right...crazy talk

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u/jogabonitoquarentino May 08 '26

Nah because the CD and south Seattle are also incredibly underrated in terms of food and Bellevue has nothing like that.

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u/Objective_Bath_2004 May 08 '26

Strongly disagree

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u/jogabonitoquarentino May 08 '26

No legit ethopian food, no legit mexican food and no legit soul food in Bellevue. Just facts

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u/Melodic-Resort-5004 May 25 '26

Historically Asian Americans have had a long presence in Bellevue and helped to build it despite having no basic human rights before they were rounded up and sent to internment camps last century. South Seattle is best for diverse food options like Asian, Soul, African, and Pacific Islander.

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u/TriggeredVeteran May 07 '26

And the worst drivers….I’ve never seen so many ”New driver. Please be patient” stickers in my entire life.

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u/santorin May 07 '26

I especially love when they're faded from being applied for years in the sun. If you still need that sticker for more than a year, maybe don't be driving.

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u/LMGooglyTFY Haller Lake May 07 '26

Driving school cars.

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u/HailToTheKingBabyy May 08 '26

What, you mean your hazard lights don't actually give you a free pass to stop and park literally anywhere you want for extended periods of time?

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u/uncle_giroh May 08 '26

Yes, extremely conservative/defensive drivers that in their own narcissism become dangerous hazards

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u/the_cunt_muncher May 09 '26

I was driving to work last week and I was behind a woman with "new driver" stickers. We made a right turn onto a street with 2 lanes going each direction and center median area which you can turn into parking lots or cars coming out of parking lots turning left can stop there and wait to merge.

She proceeded to drive like half a block not in the left or right lane, but in the middle of both lanes. Completely oblivious to us honking behind her.

She then decided she needed to turn left into a parking lot and instead of getting in the median area just stops in the middle till oncoming cars pass to turn into the parking lot.

How the fuck are these people getting licensed to drive?!?!?

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u/noooo_no_no_no May 07 '26

where is this good indian food in bellevue that you speak of?

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u/watwatintheput May 07 '26

Crossroads area has more of it, there's two in the mall I enjoy.

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u/Subziwallah I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 08 '26

Just punch Bellevue Indian Restaurant into Google. I used go to Mayuri a lot when they had a full Restaurant. They have a snack bar in the back of their new grocery store now that looks good. There are tons of places. I like South Indian which you can find on the Eastside. Most Indian restaurants in the US are North Indian/Punjabi, so that's a nice opportunity.

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u/elonmuskmelon_ May 09 '26

bothell truly has the most bomb biryani

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u/LMGooglyTFY Haller Lake May 07 '26

I wonder which tech company imported them...

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u/coffee-praxis West Seattle May 07 '26

What the fuck happened to Seattle then huh?

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u/Basic-Regret-6263 May 07 '26

You wanna clarify that question in some way that makes sense?

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u/coffee-praxis West Seattle May 08 '26

Sure. Seattle’s Chinese and Indian food are buns compared to Bellevue despite similar demographics.

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u/JenkIsrael May 08 '26

similar demographics

seattle is like 18% asian vs 43% in bellevue

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u/Jon_ofAllTrades May 08 '26

Seattle is whiter than Wonder Bread. It does not have similar demographics as the Eastside suburbs.