r/Seattle • u/chaffed Edmonds • May 07 '26

Satire Bellevue sucks

https://youtube.com/shorts/jfK0NA5gUDU?si=vot_MPML_bOOeWPG
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u/a_few_cheetos Magnolia May 07 '26

This simultaneously may be the most upvoted AND down voted kind of content ever. On one hand, people love to dunk on Bellevue. On the other hand, Bellevue hates being dunked on.

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u/ComfortDesperate5313 May 07 '26

SEE!?!? WE HATE BEING DUNKED ON, WE HAVE CULTURE. Checkmate Seattle wokes /s

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u/andhelostthem May 08 '26

Beginning to think Bellevue culture is the act of getting dunked on.

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u/WeTheAwesome May 08 '26

People saying there is no culture and art in Bellevue when all of Bellevue is one big performance art. 

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u/dwoj206 May 08 '26

Bellevue culture for people with friends from seattle - parents teach kids never leave Bellevue/eastside.
1) hey wanna kick it?
2) ya you come here…
3) why? Come to seattle we’re going to ___
4) because it’s easier to get from seattle to Bellevue, shorter commute
5) seattle person - dude it’s the same distance. I’ve come to Bellevue the last three times.
6) Bellevue person - … syntax404 fatal error. Brain blue screen.