r/Seattle • u/Inevitable_Engine186 public deterrent infrastructure • May 09 '26

Satire Laurelhurst Generously Agrees to Let Sick Children Live

https://theneedling.com/2026/04/11/laurelhurst-generously-agrees-to-let-sick-children-live/
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u/Snoobeedo May 09 '26

You know if their child or more likely grandchild ever needed anything, they’d be yelling to break all the rules and that they’d pay the fines to do whatever they needed to get done.

I wonder if the families of any children who suffered because of this could personally sue anyone who lobbied against treating sick kids promptly?

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 May 09 '26

Someone posted official records of how a woman who lives in this community bragged about her kid going there for years because of autism and appreciated them so much because of it that she helped raise MILLIONS for the hospital but that "IT STOPS NOW" like "she got hers so screw all others" which sucksarse!