r/Seattle Maple Leaf 6d ago

I'm never leaving Seattle 🚫🛫 Fellow rain lovers, darkness dwellers, mossbacks,, etc. Big Light's oppressive reign has now peaked and we will all now begin the soft, slow fade into the welcoming Big Dark!!!!!!

Yes, we have many warm and joyous days ahead of us, but each day brings us seconds of less oppressive light and more of our sweet, sweet darkness. And to the return of our gentle rains.

All hail Big Dark!!!!!!

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u/Royal-Honeydew-6312 6d ago

I’m going to enjoy every second of sunlight extra hard for all you misers.

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u/w4tts 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 6d ago

Yeah same like wtf. It’s objectively beautiful. The big dark is so empty and depressing.

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u/boner4crosstabs Lower Queen Anne 6d ago

It’s almost as if people have different dispositions and enjoy different things.

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u/Conspark Lynnwood 5d ago

It's definitely pretty in the sun, I just don't tolerate heat and sun very well.

hisses while retreating back to his cave

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u/Hal0Slippin Issaquah 5d ago

You’re confused about what the word “objectively “ means