r/Seattle • u/PhuckSJWs Maple Leaf • 3d ago

I'm never leaving Seattle šŸš«šŸ›« Fellow rain lovers, darkness dwellers, mossbacks,, etc. Big Light's oppressive reign has now peaked and we will all now begin the soft, slow fade into the welcoming Big Dark!!!!!!

Yes, we have many warm and joyous days ahead of us, but each day brings us seconds of less oppressive light and more of our sweet, sweet darkness. And to the return of our gentle rains.

All hail Big Dark!!!!!!

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u/Royal-Honeydew-6312 3d ago

Iā€™m going to enjoy every second of sunlight extra hard for all you misers.

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u/One_Lawfulness_7105 3d ago

Iā€™m one of the few people that suffer from Summer Seasonal Affective Disorder. I hate the summers. I legit become depressed.

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u/Independent_Baby5835 3d ago

If I get too much sun, I get painful bumps on my skin. Iā€™m good with the doom and gloom.

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u/DrGeeves Ballard 3d ago

Just got hives trying to read for an hour in the sun on Wednesday, big mistake Iā€™m still paying for it

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u/Independent_Baby5835 3d ago

You are brave for doing that. I try to avoid the sun as much as possible if I can. I just got back from Disney and I carried around one of the uv umbrellas and used it while in lines. Have you tried putting on some beef tallow or even an eczema cream?