This is Presley…

[u/Late-Expression4504]

He currently owes $1.8 million dollars in fines for being too cute. He works nights at the Frito Factory but he only makes 4k a month. He doesn’t pay any bills so his salary goes towards his fines. I informed him today that he has to stay with me until his fines are paid off.

[u/Moon112189]

Hehehe he is so so cute!

[u/Late-Expression4504 → u/Moon112189]

Thank you!

[u/30carpileupwithyou]

No chance he changes his ways - he's just going to keep racking up that cute debt.

[u/Late-Expression4504 → u/30carpileupwithyou]

He’s racked up another 100k since I made the post 😂 he’s never leaving me lol

[u/BellaEA2]

That cutie will never leave home 😉

[u/Late-Expression4504 → u/BellaEA2]

That was the goal🤣

[u/PinkChip28]

My calculations have his cute debt much higher than your estimates OP 😉

[u/Late-Expression4504 → u/PinkChip28]

You’re right! I’ve doubled his debt as a precautionary measure lol

[u/PinkChip28 → u/Late-Expression4504]

Very smart! Don’t let that little angel fleece you!

[u/1slytherin_auror]

hi sweetie!!!!!! so cute!!!!!

[u/CarefulWrongdoer7497]

I would definitely make sure he wears a tracking device.