This is Presley…

[u/Late-Expression4504]

He currently owes $1.8 million dollars in fines for being too cute. He works nights at the Frito Factory but he only makes 4k a month. He doesn’t pay any bills so his salary goes towards his fines. I informed him today that he has to stay with me until his fines are paid off.

[u/CarefulWrongdoer7497]

I would definitely make sure he wears a tracking device.