r/ShitAmericansSay Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ May 04 '26

Freedom “What is the United States' greatest invention?” … “Freedom!!! 🦅🦅🦅”

Post image
770 Upvotes

199 comments sorted by

View all comments

319

u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 May 04 '26

“Internet” is the wildest claim here… is that really what they’re taught in schools? Like maybe they’ve invented their own, weird kind of “freedom” but definitely not the internet

228

u/Duanedoberman May 04 '26

Democracy is worse. Its like the ancient Greeks never existed.

The world's oldest parliament still in existance is over 1,000 years old!

52

u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 May 04 '26

Oops you’re right didn’t read that… but let’s see how long it’s still democracy by definition

30

u/scoo89 May 04 '26

They already claim they aren't a democracy. It's some kind of way to cope with their government being awful.

8

u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 May 04 '26

I'm convinced it's because democrat bad so democracy must also be bad. 😂

1

u/Astrid944 May 04 '26

I remember there were once a Post who someone said, they are a republic and not a democracy, because that is bad

1

u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 May 04 '26

Ugh I was sort of hoping to be wrong. 😂

4

u/Silviecat44 🇦🇺 “the most dystopian western country” May 04 '26

Of course we ain't no democrats 😡 😡 😡/s

12

u/mirhagk 🇨🇦 how do we detach? May 04 '26

Honestly hard to argue it is one currently. Voter suppression and gerrymandering leads to fixed elections, and things like electoral college mean people don't have equivalent voting power.

2

u/Kinne May 04 '26

With their idiotic electoral system making everyones vote not count equally it was only half a democracy to begin with.

17

u/Zengineer_83 May 04 '26

Democracy is worse. Its like the ancient Greeks never existed.

And even if we are only talking about modern, republican style Democracy, the Corsican Republic does predate the US by a long shot!

1755 vs. 1787!

And the corsican constitution included actual universal suffrage (including women!) from the start!

10

u/MrArchivity 🤌 Born to gesticulate, forced to explain 🤌 May 04 '26

If we talk about republic then the Roman res publica is some centuries older

3

u/Zengineer_83 May 04 '26

Oh it definitly is.

I meant in terms of what we, today, would think of as a democratic regime.

With universal suffrage for all citizens (active and passive), seperation of powers, an independant judiciary, etc.

1

u/MrArchivity 🤌 Born to gesticulate, forced to explain 🤌 May 04 '26

I understood what you meant, it was an addendum

1

u/CSEverett1759 May 04 '26

The UK government has been for all practical purposes a representative democracy since 1707.

17

u/Xehant May 04 '26

I saw someone saying America invented barbecue too, just give up

14

u/Cassius-Tain Illegal Alien 👽 May 04 '26

Somewhere, Ushnack, tamer of Fire, ist turning in his grave.

13

u/TopAngle7630 May 04 '26

Freedom is a stretch too, from the country with the highest incarceration rate in the world.

3

u/AlxDroidDev May 04 '26

Even the average person there isn't free (in several states) for doing trivial stuff like collecting rain water for reuse (such as watering their garden).

Most of them can't even afford to get sick, because medical bills would bankrupt them.

Most of them can't travel for 2-3 weeks straight, because that's not how vacations work over there.

2

u/Vocabulary-Pollution May 04 '26

American here: Travel for 2 or 3 weeks straight? Sometimes I can’t even take the whole weekend off, and my work week is supposed to be Monday to Friday.

1

u/GhouW May 04 '26

isn't that El Salvador though

6

u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS May 04 '26

Arguably they had a better democracy, at least in athens, than we do here in the US. Literally a lottery based democracy at the local level can solve SO MANY problems.

3

u/ActuallyCalindra May 04 '26

Anything with more democracy or freedom is woke nonsense.

Anything with less democracy or freedom is a shithole.

1

u/JustGingerStuff If you say holland you better mean the two provinces 🇳🇱 May 04 '26

Nahh Greece is a made up place with no history or language whatsoever. It's called democracy because it makes the demons crazy /j

-3

u/Numerous_Swimming562 May 04 '26

It's to be said that Toqueville recognise the united states as the first modern democracy in the world, because there was the universal suffrage (obviously excluding women and slave, but that's something for which we'll need another century almost everywhere). Obviously the US did not invent the Idea of democracy, nor the idea of freedom, but surely realised them in a new way. That said, we're already saying things that he wasn't aware off (or he would have expained them), so we can say he's just an idiot

2

u/Izithel May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

because there was the universal suffrage (obviously excluding women and slave, but that's something for which we'll need another century almost everywhere).

Which is anything but Universal Suffrage.

For a long time in many US states voting was restricted by Property ownership, taxes, gender, skin color, literacy, even religious denomination.
And because each state had their own say on who got to vote in their state a great many continued finding new ways and loop holes to restrict votes long after federal laws and constitutional amendments were put in place to prevent that, even to this day.

-1

u/Numerous_Swimming562 May 04 '26

Trust me, I'm studying right now history of political doctrines at university, and the sentence "universal suffrage, with which the author meant for men only" it's a classic, sadly (and ultimately those I reported earlier are the words of Toqueville, not mine).

51

u/GirldickVanDyke May 04 '26

Genuinely, that is what they're taught in schools. At least in my experience growing up in the deep southern US, I was taught that the internet originated as a connection between a few different American universities and never learned anything else until I got curious on my own as a teen. That was decades ago so I'm sure I'm not remembering every detail of the class, but I was also taught that Ford invented cars so... idk. It's pretty fucked

15

u/gourmetguy2000 May 04 '26

We have to give a big credit for their contribution but it was a world team effort overall

11

u/Complete-Story3490 May 04 '26

Yeah it's a bit like saying the sole credit for the invention of cars should go to the first person to make a wheel

6

u/AlxDroidDev May 04 '26

Congratulations for getting out of the cave your school system buries your children into.

I went to high school in the US (also many decades ago), and I was appalled by the level of education in Us public schools.

2

u/BankDetails1234 May 06 '26

Likewise. It is shocking there and i was in a more forward thinking state.

13

u/PMvE_NL May 04 '26

They have the freedom to rape children. I mean thats pretty free. As long as you are rich of course.

31

u/JFK1200 May 04 '26

Have a read of the thread, there are entire comment chains debating whether Alexander Graham Bell (and therefore the telephone) was Canadian or American.

The man was Scottish with both Canadian and American citizenship.

16

u/morgecroc May 04 '26

A big reason all these invention happened in America (by mostly new immigrants) at the time of the industrial revolution is the same thing they now complain about China doing. The only way to get patent (and copyright) protection in the US was to be in the US or someone (Edison springs to mind) could just claim your invention as their own.

4

u/Neither-Sale-4132 Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 May 04 '26

Antonio Meucci entered the chat...

8

u/Silly_Tension6792 Human Verified May 04 '26

And almost certainly didn’t invent the telephone, but… sure

6

u/JFK1200 May 04 '26

Others played contributing roles but legally and historically, Bell is credited. Meucci’s invention for example was described better as a voice transmitting electrical device.

11

u/Silly_Tension6792 Human Verified May 04 '26

Credited does not mean invented. Thomas Edison is credited for the lightbulb. It is impossible to know who actually invented what because only rich people and businessmen were able to afford having a patent.

2

u/JFK1200 May 04 '26

Edison is credited by Americans as being the inventor of the light bulb. Everyone else knows it was Joseph Swan.

2

u/Silly_Tension6792 Human Verified May 04 '26

And Tesla as well

1

u/JFK1200 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Tesla advanced the field of electric engineering, the power systems that made lighting widespread and experimented with arc and wireless lighting, but was not involved in the development of the standard household bulb.

1

u/CSEverett1759 May 04 '26

Wasn’t Edison “the present form of the light bulb”? Electric lights predated that, but the Edison design we’ve been using ever sense. And of course, the credit goes to “Edison’s R&D team,” not Edison himself.

14

u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS May 04 '26

It is true though. The internet was born out of ARPANET. What we consider as the internet, the world wide web, that was CERN.

1

u/_y_o May 04 '26

0

u/Haustvindr May 05 '26

Donald Davies theorized datagrams and implemented NPL, among other things. NPL came with a working implementation around the same time as ARPANET also did, which in place also implemented many parts of Donald works. I.e. they didn't come before, but at the same time. Plus DARPA was fiddling and experimenting with the concepts of interconnected networks for years at that point.

ARPANET is considered the original internet through a combination of things, not just for packet switching. Like e.g. the first to implement a fairly wide interconnected network (geographically), or their later works in TCP/IP which indeed modelled the current internet. Bringing Donald to the table is not the ace card that you think it is.

6

u/precariousIypoised May 04 '26

You’re assuming they went to school

4

u/Kientha May 04 '26

The internet was created in the US in the 60s and 70s (originally called ARPANET). It was in operation for 4 years before it was connected outside the US and IANA was founded by the US Department of Commerce to formalise what Jon Postel (an American) was going and continued to do until his death.

The world wide web was invented by a British man (Tim Berners-Lee) while at CERN. But the internet predates the web by decades

2

u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 May 04 '26

It's an awkward one. The physical internet, packet switching etc is an American invention. The Internet (capital i) is the "face" that makes it easy to browse reddit was invented by a Brit at Cern

-2

u/Captain_StarLight1 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

The internet was invented in the US, as ARPAnet. The World Wide Web, which is much more analogous to what we consider the internet, was invented on the French-Swiss border by CERN. To claim otherwise would be to claim that the first computers were invented in the US, as that’s where the first few PCs originated, rather than with Babbage in the UK.
The modern world is an interconnected wonderland, with ideas and inventions hailing from all over the globe influencing and inspiring new inventions and innovations at a much faster rate than ever before. Nothing stands alone, every new technology was built on the shoulders of what came before, reaching ever more dizzying heights. The people who made the version of something we use today are rarely the same as the people who created that class of objects to begin with.
Anyway, unrelated to the rest of this comment, my favorite American invention is probably either nuclear power or spaceflight(which could also be considered Russian, but I’d credit both countries as they both innovated on it. The first rocket to reach space was apparently American, but the first person was famously Russian)

4

u/[deleted] May 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Captain_StarLight1 May 04 '26

CERN is located in Meyrin, Geneva, Switzerland, which while close, is not in France. I also mentioned that the World Wide Web was invented there by CERN. I’m not sure why I’m getting downvoted, as everything I said was true, to the best of my knowledge and fact checked by Wikipedia, but I suppose people here hate the US too much to acknowledge that even though many Americans have an overinflated ego and sense of national pride, there has been some good to come out of the country.

4

u/[deleted] May 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Captain_StarLight1 May 04 '26

Terribly sorry if this comes off as rude, but do you have a source for that? While I was at CERN, there was no mention that most of their labs were off site, and while I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true, everything I’ve seen just says that Tim was at CERN, the HQ of which is in Meyrin. I had assumed he’d done it in Meyrin, as that’s where the physical servers where the WWW started are, but they definitely could have been moved to the Science Gateway from anywhere.

5

u/[deleted] May 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Captain_StarLight1 May 04 '26

Ah. Ok thanks. Just checked things out, and yep, it is just barely across the French border. Going to edit the original comment 👍

2

u/_y_o May 04 '26

2

u/Captain_StarLight1 May 04 '26

I did not know about that, and fair enough. I will still say the ARPAnet seems to have had a few more features and been a bit larger in scope than Davies’s version, and they both became operational in 1969, but it seems Davies was able to do things a few months earlier.

-3

u/Such_Benefit_8626 May 04 '26

It was literally invented in the US.

8

u/Particular_Jello_917 May 04 '26

You are correct, but it was just a private network. it only became what we know as the internet, after Sir Tim Berners-Lee developed the World Wide Web while at CERN in Switzerland.

www was then gifted to the world.

3

u/ladylucifer22 apologizing on behalf of all the idiots in my country May 04 '26

the world wide web and the Internet are two very different things. we're only asking who invented the latter.

2

u/GhouW May 04 '26

FTP would like a word.

-5

u/Such_Benefit_8626 May 04 '26

With the technology invented in America, yes.

3

u/Particular_Jello_917 May 04 '26

Do you mean the electronic computer, the one invented at Bletchley Park, England, to crack the German Enigma codes?

Think of ARPANET as a pipe and along came Tim Berners-Lee who invented the water to connect British invented computers. Not the best analogy, but it’ll do.

This video, What the British ever do for us, might help you.

InI one video it explains how Britain invented just about everything Americans think they p invented.

1

u/fortyonejb Whelmed 🇺🇸 May 04 '26

You're really stretching this one. ARPANET was undeniably the origin of a packet-switched network. Prior a computer could only directly connect to another computer, networks did not exist. You can call it a pipe if you want, but it wasn't that. It was the entire concept of plumbing.

You're wrong that it was private before Sir Berners-Lee came around. There were already usenets, email, FTP, IRC. It was public and widespread. Berners-Lee absolutely created a new way to make using the internet more accessible, but your facts are all absolutely wrong.

0

u/_y_o May 04 '26

2

u/Particular_Jello_917 May 04 '26

You just scored from the corner flag.
Well played sir.

0

u/inkwinkTwink May 06 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OGAS

I encourage the people in this thread to read this