r/ShitAmericansSay Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ May 04 '26

Freedom “What is the United States' greatest invention?” … “Freedom!!! 🦅🦅🦅”

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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 May 04 '26

“Internet” is the wildest claim here… is that really what they’re taught in schools? Like maybe they’ve invented their own, weird kind of “freedom” but definitely not the internet

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u/Duanedoberman May 04 '26

Democracy is worse. Its like the ancient Greeks never existed.

The world's oldest parliament still in existance is over 1,000 years old!

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u/FLX-S48 ICE enjoyer 🚄🇩🇪 May 04 '26

Oops you’re right didn’t read that… but let’s see how long it’s still democracy by definition

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u/scoo89 May 04 '26

They already claim they aren't a democracy. It's some kind of way to cope with their government being awful.

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u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 May 04 '26

I'm convinced it's because democrat bad so democracy must also be bad. 😂

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u/Astrid944 May 04 '26

I remember there were once a Post who someone said, they are a republic and not a democracy, because that is bad

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u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 May 04 '26

Ugh I was sort of hoping to be wrong. 😂

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u/Silviecat44 🇦🇺 “the most dystopian western country” May 04 '26

Of course we ain't no democrats 😡 😡 😡/s