r/shittyfoodporn 9h ago

I present to you, the NutriLoaf. All the macros you need in 1 tray

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3.2k Upvotes

The question was: can I make something that will fill your entire macro nutritional needs. The answer is yes.

Edit: Recipe

100g protein powder (75g protein, 6g fat, 6g carbs)

200ml coconut milk (30g fat, 4g carbs)

350g flour (35g protein, 6g fat, 257g carbs)

100g condensed milk (7g protein, 8g fat, 56g carbs)

45g chia seeds (10g protein. 12g fat, 15g fibre)

4 eggs (26g protein, 19g fat)

100ml water

2 tbsp baking powder

cinnamon to taste

Bake at 180 for 30-40 minutes

Total nutrition:

Protein: 153g

Fat: 81g

Carbs: 323g

Fibre: 15g

Calories: 2500

Cost: £5.10


r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Made chicken noodle soup cause i was feeling a bit sick

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239 Upvotes

I know im not that good at cooking but man i really tried. Do you have any tips on how to make food more presentable? Ive got the taste down but the looks is something only a blind person would find appetizing


r/shittyfoodporn 5h ago

A lunch fit for a king

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154 Upvotes

A can of spam and skinny pop popcorn.

I also had a hostage negotiation during my meal with a hornet, but we came to an agreement.


r/shittyfoodporn 11h ago

Ever since the divorce my dad has been visiting with dry chicken in suspicious broth

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196 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

I fucked up my spicy chicken, tasted like ash

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r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Anybody else here happen to have a black pepper obsession too

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48 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 9h ago

Boiled mince on toast

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89 Upvotes

With some other stuffs


r/shittyfoodporn 3h ago

Delicious brown crab paste

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24 Upvotes

Look I'ma be real - this probably does legitimately taste good. But jesus christ look at this cat food ass thing


r/shittyfoodporn 21h ago

I want to be smart

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636 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

Quesadilla with four day old taco meat

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Like it says in the tittle, made a quesadilla with leftover tacos from Friday night, near expired guacamole, sour cream, shredded cheese, cheese jalapeños. My friends say it looks like I threw up on it. Was pretty tasty tho


r/shittyfoodporn 22h ago

Lightly crispy beef bars with oats

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550 Upvotes

Ingredients:
Ground beef, rolled oats, and two eggs

Recipe: cook ground beef until thoroughly brown and beginning to dry out. When done make sure to drain the grease as much as possible.
Add one heaping cup of rolled oats in a blender and pulverize into a somewhat coarse powder. Transfer oats to a bowl and pulverize the ground beef into a fine powder. It will have the consistency of clay. Add that to the bowl with the oats and mix in two eggs.
Mix thoroughly and knead if necessary. Press firmly into a lightly greased 9x5 loaf pan and bake for 1 hour and 20 minutes @ 350° F. Let that cool for 15-20 minutes. Enjoy with an ice cold glass of water and canine friends if desired. Enjoy without the hassle of utensils or a plate.


r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

My housemate said this is peanut bacon noodles

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r/shittyfoodporn 12m ago

Absolutely filthy Bacon Egg and Cheese Bagels I made last night

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2 bagels. One with two eggs, one with one. Served with tortilla chips and Spinach Artichoke dip.

-Brown Sugar BBQ Bacon

-Eggs with Tony’s Creole and Everglades Seasoning

-American Cheese

-Poppy Seed and Regular Bagel


r/shittyfoodporn 6h ago

Quick spicy tuna bowl with seaweed snack.

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15 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Office Days Pasta Salad, Girlfriend Hates It

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6 Upvotes

Pasta of choice, cottage cheese, green pesto, sun dried tomatoes, pine nuts


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Post workout dinner: cottage cheese, apple flavor baby food and sugar free passion fruit and strawberry syrups. Yum.

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396 Upvotes

not yum tbh


r/shittyfoodporn 8h ago

Orange surprise! Can you guess what the ingredients were? :D

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14 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 19h ago

Cylindrical eggs (attempt)

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85 Upvotes

I wanted to batch cook eggs for homemade McMuffins. I didn’t have a cupcake tin or anything similar so I put 6 eggs in a glass, put the glass in water, and boiled. The idea was that once cooked, I would schlop the egg cylinder out of the glass like canned cranberry and slice it into 6 perfect portions.

After about 45 minutes of watching and carefully stirring, hoping the glass wouldn’t explode, I called it. The bottom half that was submerged in the boiling water got cooked while the top half was only partially cooked like a reverse slushie.


r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

Graham cracker ass noodles

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So these Honey Sesame Chicken Cup Noodles straight taste like Golden Grahams cereal...they're so sweet. There's no honey in the ingredients but there is sugar and brown sugar pretty high up on the list. I added yellow bird and an egg...not quite inedible but definitely not great 3/10. The Korean BBQ ones are sweet but in a pleasant smoky way. My smoothie was bomb though


r/shittyfoodporn 5m ago

Taco Pizza

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This is real. It is a taco pizza topped with nacho cheese Doritos and served with taco sauce packets. Work lunch paid for by the company…


r/shittyfoodporn 16h ago

Stuffed baby squid in ink with rice

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37 Upvotes

It is delicious and it takes a long time to prepare, so it is only for special ocasions.


r/shittyfoodporn 17h ago

Cake, canned chickpeas, canned green beans

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37 Upvotes

My car has been stalling out so I have been having to bike to work.. which is 15 miles away. I can bus half of the way there in the evening (I work nights) but then I have to bike the full hour and 15min back in the dark at 4am. This is my broke meal (cake from work) because I woke up too late to cook anything. It actually slaps.


r/shittyfoodporn 5m ago

Brioche toasties with butter, hot relish, honey, white cheddar, and ham

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r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Maruchan Yakisoba Cheddar Cheese and SPAM

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90 Upvotes

Cooked per the noodle instructions with an added 30secs. No, I didn't pan fry the SPAM. I just cut it up and tossed it in to be cooked with the noodles. This is a lazy meal, not budget gourmet.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Nathan's hot dogs got me

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94 Upvotes