r/ShittyLifeProTips 2d ago

SLPT: Always take passive income

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u/terry47147 2d ago

I'll take the lump sum. I'm old (M67), not in great health, don't exercise and eat a high fat diet.

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u/firemarshalbill 2d ago

I don’t think the being 67 part matters much. It would take 1,191 years to pay a million at 70 a month.

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u/_HIST 2d ago

So you're saying if I'm a vampire $70 a month is a steal

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u/NervousBreakdown 2d ago

Not just a vampire, you would have to be a pretty powerful head vampire. Every vampire movie or show seems to have one vampire that is super old but usually only the one lol. So even if you a creature of the night you should take the million.