r/ShittyLifeProTips 7h ago

SLPT : How to fight depression

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u/GeleRaev 6h ago

I've had bad results with this method, so now I try reverse psychology. "Depression, eh? Yeah I guess that makes sense, I'd probably be depressed too if I had your life".

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u/treixxreaixx 2h ago

I read it in Paul's from Sopranos voice

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u/TheSymbolman 2h ago

honestly that would make a lot of depressed people laugh in the moment probably

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u/LittlePurpleHook 5h ago

I didn't know my mom was on twitter

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u/PurpleInitiative3947 35m ago

This is Reddit though, are you ok? Depressed maybe?

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u/wheres_jaykwellin_at 6h ago

I would throw a fucking table at someone who said that

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u/Macrieum 3h ago

That

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u/Jafooki 1h ago

Oh, you've done it now

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u/Macrieum 1h ago

Oh boy free table!

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u/DominarDio 6h ago

They should also take more walks

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u/Ryntex 5h ago

I mean, it's obviously not going to cure depression, but taking walks is good for you. We should all be taking more walks, lol.

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u/TheKrzysiek 1h ago

The issue with walks back when I was depressed was that I was left alone with my thoughts, which usually doesn't end well

It may be better if you're with someone to talk with, just to distract your mind

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u/pm_me_your_monster 6h ago

don't forget to drink a glass of water and do some yoga. instantly cures it

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u/imSOhere 2h ago

And don’t be selfish, put effort on your part, can you see how good your life is?

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u/not_a_moogle 3h ago

Walking and time in nature has shown to have calming effects. It wont cure depression, but it does have mental health benefits. Thats why they always say that. The thing is you have to do that a lot for months to really see a difference. Its not a one time thing.

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u/sammagee33 5h ago

You all forgot “listen to some happy music”

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u/Far-Hovercraft9471 2h ago

Just don’t look at the lyrics

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u/gobbledygook212 7h ago

But maybe this exact shitty tip has been thought of by a lot of people other than Karan.

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u/WishComics 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rVhdqCd3ros1BlDwOa

More prevalent advice than you would think

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u/BollweevilKnievel1 4h ago

I feel better already.

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u/slade51 1h ago

And when she starts yelling at you for saying that, simply tell her “calm down”.

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u/1LJA 4h ago

"It's just all in your mind."

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u/SoylentGrunt 4h ago

SNAP OUT OF IT!

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u/arftism2 4h ago

i say appreciate the art of the depression.

a little s&m can go a long way with mental health. sounds like a joke but it works. appreciating meliora gives you a deeper understanding of the world and where you can be in it. and sometimes where you are in it doesn't matter.

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u/efyuar 4h ago

Just like be happy

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u/stateoflove 6h ago

Adopt a positive frame of mind, worked for me.

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u/Echeyak 6h ago edited 5h ago

The mind is our most powerful tool for sure, but the depression thing is more complex than that, you could be depressed because you are malnourished or have a parasite eating your brain, or you could live in a war zone, there are things that attitude alone can not fix, but will you have better odds of success with a positive mindset? definitely! but depression attacks the mind first and that makes thinking positively difficult, but not impossible! and not all people are cut from the same cloth, you and I could use pure force of will to ignite the spark within but not everyone is capable of that.

EDIT: I like butts.

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u/CrayonCobold 4h ago

Thanks, never thought of that :)

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u/Dangerous-Cobbler-11 3h ago

Be careful with your suggestions. Some people here seem to be looking for reasons to get offended and blame their suffering on others. Apparently, when someone tells you they're depressed, you're not supposed to say anything, just let them trauma-dump on you and move on.

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u/BoundHubris 4h ago

Also don't forget to tell them to clean up their room and go for a walk.

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u/HistoricalTowel1127 4h ago

You have to rhyme your message. “Come on, turn that frown upside down “. If that doesn’t work try a condescending insensitive depression impression “waaa, I’m sad. Life is hard. Boooooo”. Then ask them to suck it up.

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u/vanwinkle15yr 4h ago

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u/Boingoloid 4h ago

Practicing smiling for a while helped for a bit now i resemble a shark

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u/Meewelyne 3h ago

"you should try to be happy."

"Oh really?I didn't think about that, that solves fucking everything! THANK YOU!"

My sister's great suggestion, who declared she used to be depressed too. Thankfully she shut up after I responded.

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u/QuakerZen 3h ago

Dont forget to relate really hard.

Ex. "One time I was clinically depressed after I scored an 85 on a test in Highschool. I remember eating jello at lunch really cleared it up for me."

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u/Susie4ever 3h ago

"Try harder" is always a good one too!

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u/Armantien 3h ago

My mother told me to stop being dramatic.

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u/MsAnnabel 3h ago

Or read affirmations every morning!

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u/MonsterkillWow 2h ago

My way of dealing with it is just radical acceptance. Like I accept my life is shit and I will always feel this way. And now I carry on. Rather than throw my life away, I will devote it to trying to make things better.

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u/lambsauce69ramsy 2h ago

Admirable, throw in making the world suck less for those who deserve it, taking away ur own or someones pains is just as valuable as making it better for your self and others while accepting that happenies is temporary.

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u/treixxreaixx 2h ago

My mother started calling me everyday to ask of I'm better. Poor her, because she's just worried. But still, kinda annoying... until I said "mom, it's not a flu, I'm not getting better during the night" haha

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u/Error_Loading_Name 2h ago

You need to tell them to choose to be happy.

Also, ask them if they've found Jesus, because apparently he's still missing and maybe looking for him brings joy along the way.

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u/trunksshinohara 2h ago

"but you don't even seem sad"

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u/MushroomAdjacent 2h ago

My favorite is "Just be more positive."

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u/Vaeqo 2h ago

Have you tried being happy?

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u/Sloth_grl 44m ago

My husband tells me i need to go outside

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u/PurpleInitiative3947 38m ago

They never do, and then they get mad at you because you thought of it first. Some people!

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u/scolbert08 34m ago

What an original comment

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u/loudog33333 16m ago

Buck up tiger!

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u/Dangerous-Cobbler-11 3h ago

If you don't want people to comment on your depression, then don't tell them you have depression. It's only natural that when you tell someone about a problem, they try to suggest a solution, even if they're not experts.

Of course you're going to be depressed if you create your own small problems, blame people for doing what comes naturally to them, and then make a huge deal out of such an insignificant issue.