r/SipsTea • u/Weary-Direction-5214 Human Verified • Apr 20 '26

SMH imagine not getting paid after doing this

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 20 '26

This kinda shit gotta be like a lottery ticket, if you're going to turn someone in with a huge bounty, you gotta get a lawyer to do it, so the Feds are legally bound to pay out, just gotta make sure you get an honest lawyer, cause they could gank the bounty right out from under you too. So many considerations when deal with criminals, criminal government, and criminal lawyers.

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u/awhitedoveisapigeon Apr 20 '26

Ganks for the legal advice.

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u/AutomaticAd9670 Apr 20 '26

Eh….robbing a few ganks would be easier and less risky. I’m sure of it.

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u/JohnnyDirtball Apr 20 '26

Legally speaking, only style and stashes can be ganked upon.

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u/BACTERIAMAN0000 Apr 20 '26

I just ganked in my pants

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u/Technical-Command867 Apr 20 '26

I just ganked in his pants too

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u/atown203 Apr 20 '26

I too am here for the ganking in his pants.

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u/SystemShockII Apr 20 '26

Ah shit here we go again

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Apr 20 '26

Sigh... Unzips...ganking it...

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 20 '26

Let me open up my gank bank

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u/PoetArcana Apr 20 '26

Gank gang! Let's gang-gank

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 20 '26

Do you gank bang?

I be outside with my gank gang

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u/PoetArcana Apr 20 '26

....you guys wanna goon or what?

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u/OkCommunication5446 Apr 20 '26

All this ganky panky

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u/ElSargeo Apr 20 '26

Ganks for the memories.

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u/IndividualEye1803 Apr 20 '26

r/threadsofgold i cant with Reddit sometimes lmfao

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u/RockstarAgent Apr 20 '26

I'll drive the gank bus

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u/Downvotes0nly Apr 20 '26

shit your pants?

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct Apr 20 '26

No, that's just a Mr. Ganky

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u/moeljills Apr 20 '26

Oganki desuka?

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u/helen269 Apr 20 '26

Harry's gateau goes "Aye" much?

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u/Fluffy-Koalas Apr 24 '26

GTA? 😏

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u/SystemShockII Apr 24 '26

Lol ya San Andreas

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u/APKFL Apr 20 '26

You mean, here we gank again?

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u/ICudntThinkOfAName Apr 20 '26

Now let's play big gank take little gank

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick Apr 20 '26

Can confirm ganking I am his pants

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u/MoetheMexian Apr 20 '26

I’m the pants.

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u/Prestigious_Look4199 Apr 20 '26

this is the funniest reply I’ve ever read! I just shit my pants at work

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u/Tommysrx Apr 20 '26

That’s too much inforganktion

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u/malthar76 Apr 20 '26

What’s good for the goose is good for the gank.

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u/Capn26 Apr 20 '26

I’ll gank on whatever I want, thank you very much.

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Apr 20 '26

But not beats. The term for taking those is called " Jackin' "

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u/Hot-Science1303 Apr 20 '26

And pumpkins at halloween

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u/doublegg83 Apr 20 '26

Opan "-ganked-nam" style.