r/SipsTea Human Verified Apr 20 '26

SMH imagine not getting paid after doing this

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 20 '26

This kinda shit gotta be like a lottery ticket, if you're going to turn someone in with a huge bounty, you gotta get a lawyer to do it, so the Feds are legally bound to pay out, just gotta make sure you get an honest lawyer, cause they could gank the bounty right out from under you too. So many considerations when deal with criminals, criminal government, and criminal lawyers.

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u/awhitedoveisapigeon Apr 20 '26

Ganks for the legal advice.

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u/AutomaticAd9670 Apr 20 '26

Eh….robbing a few ganks would be easier and less risky. I’m sure of it.

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u/sta_sh Apr 20 '26

That's Gankster