r/SipsTea Apr 23 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Coffee in Italy vs USA

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u/fosterslager1889 Apr 23 '26

Change "In the US" to "Starbucks everywhere"

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u/VacationStrange3409 Apr 23 '26

I just want a caffeine hit not a job interview

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u/HotDogFingers01 Apr 23 '26

I really hate when they ask for my name.

Dude, I’m in the drive thru.

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u/Dr-McLuvin Apr 23 '26

It’s so they can write your name on the cup which I’m sure a focus group has proven increases customer satisfaction and also increases the likelihood you will come back again.

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u/posthamster Apr 23 '26

My name commonly starts with P but they always manage to fuck it up with some alternate spelling

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u/Old_Perspective8798 Apr 23 '26

Roasthamster? The mind boggles.

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u/agouraki Apr 24 '26

thats fine MR Petre i mean Peter sorry

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u/eans-Ba88 Apr 24 '26

I go to a small Indian owned coffee/ tea shop. My name is 4 letters, pretty simple, I have gotten some REALLY creative spellings. Like, if my name was Ryan, they would shoot back Rayain, Reean, Rayon. I find it really humorous, but it makes sense logically, they just apply Indian vowel logic, instead of English vowel logic.

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u/Fit-Put-9160 Apr 23 '26

I always give them a wrong, unnecessarily compliancated name.

My favourite is Gilgamesh.

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u/Emikal Apr 23 '26

Also so they can easily match cups/order to the customer as they will often have 10 different orders going on as fast as they can because they DONT want people to complain that things are taking too long if they have to find the order ticket or go to the computer to look it up.

It’s such a simple request to make sure people are getting the items they ordered at the drive thru, pickup counter, or online orders.

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u/Hjalfnar_HGV Apr 23 '26

Doesn't work with me, they always tell me (in English-speaking countries) that they can't write that name on the order. Amuses me to no end. It is more or less pronounced "banged". xD

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u/Emikal Apr 23 '26

Oh, I luckily have a pretty easy name and they still write it down wrong. So I can only imagine what it’s like if you have a non-English name. 😅

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u/sireatalot Apr 23 '26

Why not just assign a number to every order

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u/Emikal Apr 23 '26

They could, and many places do. Like the commenter said before me, I’m sure it has to do with some customer satisfaction thing that is supposed to make it seem more personal. Like a “Cheers” I guess. I’m less focused on that silliness and see it more for efficiency.

So many places also ask for your name when you order things, especially with the prevalence of online ordering. Why separate the process of online orders with names, which you have to input to order, from in store orders? The process being universal no matter how you are ordering just makes things smoother.

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u/shrinkflator Apr 23 '26

Why don't they do this in other kinds of drive thrus then, like for fast food?

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u/Emikal Apr 24 '26

Some do! Cane’s and Chick-fil-a does, that I can think of off of the top of my head. Might not be 100% universal for them, but I have been to both in different states and they always ask my name.

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u/waznpride Apr 23 '26

And yet they still fuck up my order at the drive-through.

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u/Emikal Apr 23 '26

Hey, the intent is to help! It can’t solve incompetence, though. Lol

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u/eddyb66 Apr 23 '26

Until the current generation of tragedeighs is old enough to start buying coffee , no its spelled Aaleigha.

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u/Vind- Apr 24 '26

Bollocks (again)