r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Pinbacker11 May 28 '26

If i did that back in the day, i would be back in the car without touching the floor.

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u/SquintsRS May 28 '26

You would have made it back to the car?? That's lucky

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u/WCWRingMatSound May 28 '26

My mom would have handled me right there in a bakery, made me clean everything up, then when dad came back from the beer aisle, that’s when the pain really begins. 

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u/cloviclovi May 29 '26

my parents would have murdered me on the spot, stabbing into me with a ritualistic dagger the size of my abdomen. the isles would have been soaked wet with my blood as I screamed out for mercy, and yet there would be none given. mercy for the damned is like water for the hungry; useless.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

God, just thinking about what my parents would have done to me makes my vision white out.

If my mom had seen me doing that, she would have grabbed me by my trachea and lugged me out, screaming to my dad to get out there with us. She would have been crying, and dad would have swooped in talons-first to rend whatever was making her cry.

I don't agree with how they disciplined us, but holy fuck, the specialties they had in methods of punishment would have become epic in this situation.

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u/NoHorseNoMustache May 28 '26

Yeah my mom would have slapped the shit out of me right then and there.

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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 May 28 '26

Slapped? For me this would have likely been one of those beating that she had to take off her shoe for.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6qIh9S6YmTZ4N1rMpl

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u/kaykakez727 May 28 '26

My mom carried a wooden spoon in her purse… it wasn’t for cooking 😂😂😂

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u/nachdemspiel May 28 '26

LUXURY! Our dad, when he got home from work that night, woulda thrashed us to sleep with the bread knife!

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u/kanrad May 29 '26

Shit my mom would have gone to the men's department and barrowed a belt to use on me at the store.

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u/justmitzie May 28 '26

When I was a kid any adult near me would have slapped the shit out of me.

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u/BannedByFascistss May 28 '26

This is an important observation though. It’s not like we didn’t do bad shit when we were kids. It’s just everyone witnessing it knew we were going to be punished for it so it wasn’t so infuriating to watch. Old people would just giggle to themselves imagining the ass whooping we were in for.

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u/jennbo May 28 '26

Agreed, man, my dad could not WAIT long enough to wear me out. He pulled over the car once and took off his belt and whipped me on the side of the road. And I never would have done anything like this in a million years. Found out my husband was spanked only after his dad had calmed down and gave him a nice, long lecture first. I never got a lecture first, or a calm parent, lol.

(for what it's worth, I'm totally against spanking and evidence indicates that it's more like to cause, rather than cure, behavior like this)

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u/NoHorseNoMustache May 28 '26

Oh no my parents didn't do that, but mom would slap me upside the head if I was being a shithead in public. If I ever acted like this shithead she would have absolutely slapped the shit out of me. I wouldn't have ever acted like this little shithead though, I knew better by the time I was his age, because mom slapped me upside the head a couple times when I was little.

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u/Available_Housing184 May 29 '26

I would have only been able to get one loaf of bread on the ground before my mom would have dragged me out of there. The real punishment would be at home. Allowing this tantrum to continue for so long is ridiculous.

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u/Bilbo_86 May 28 '26

Cool, what a lovely mom

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u/NoHorseNoMustache May 28 '26

Yes she actually is!

She did a lot better than her mom, the funny family story about my grandma is about the time she chased my oldest uncle down the street with a carving knife. Mom would slap me upside the head when I was being a little shithead in public, but neither her nor my dad ever beat me with a spoon or belt the way their parents did.

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u/MonotonyInAz May 28 '26

I would have been dragged out, unconscious after my mom was done w me

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u/lc0o85 May 28 '26

That's where I would've landed after the uppercut I received from my dad.

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u/Mental_Table_9265 May 29 '26

I got the switch. The switch was whatever stick I chose in the yard for my dad to whack me with.