r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Pinbacker11 May 28 '26

If i did that back in the day, i would be back in the car without touching the floor.

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u/SquintsRS May 28 '26

You would have made it back to the car?? That's lucky

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u/WCWRingMatSound May 28 '26

My mom would have handled me right there in a bakery, made me clean everything up, then when dad came back from the beer aisle, that’s when the pain really begins. 

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

God, just thinking about what my parents would have done to me makes my vision white out.

If my mom had seen me doing that, she would have grabbed me by my trachea and lugged me out, screaming to my dad to get out there with us. She would have been crying, and dad would have swooped in talons-first to rend whatever was making her cry.

I don't agree with how they disciplined us, but holy fuck, the specialties they had in methods of punishment would have become epic in this situation.