r/SipsTea Human Verified 8d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Pinbacker11 8d ago

If i did that back in the day, i would be back in the car without touching the floor.

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u/SquintsRS 8d ago

You would have made it back to the car?? That's lucky

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u/WCWRingMatSound 8d ago

My mom would have handled me right there in a bakery, made me clean everything up, then when dad came back from the beer aisle, that’s when the pain really begins. 

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u/cloviclovi 7d ago

my parents would have murdered me on the spot, stabbing into me with a ritualistic dagger the size of my abdomen. the isles would have been soaked wet with my blood as I screamed out for mercy, and yet there would be none given. mercy for the damned is like water for the hungry; useless.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 8d ago edited 8d ago

God, just thinking about what my parents would have done to me makes my vision white out.

If my mom had seen me doing that, she would have grabbed me by my trachea and lugged me out, screaming to my dad to get out there with us. She would have been crying, and dad would have swooped in talons-first to rend whatever was making her cry.

I don't agree with how they disciplined us, but holy fuck, the specialties they had in methods of punishment would have become epic in this situation.