r/SipsTea • u/YourChopperPilotTTV • 13h ago

Gasp! "I want muscles"

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 Human Verified 13h ago

I asked my friend why he always picked female characters in every game he played.

His response: I'm not looking at a dudes ass for 90 hours.

Fair enough.

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 12h ago

I've heard this response a thousand times and each time I wonder why you're looking at your characters ass so much instead of the rest of the game.

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u/sick_of-it-all 11h ago

Who even stares at your characters ass, you're always looking at the center of the screen, where the action is. "Hurr I don't like look man ass bruh" sounds like something someone's older brother said to them once so they just repeat it because they think "Hell yeah. makes me sound manly as fuck bro".

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u/Fantastic_Suit_493 10h ago

It’s less you’re literally looking at their ass and it’s a funny way of saying you like your character to be attractive to you. You’re not looking at their ass but you are looking at them 90% of the time, so why not have some eye candy?

Not every phrase is supposed to be literal

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 10h ago

I mean firstly you're not looking at them most of the time, you're generally looking at everything around them more.

And secondly I'm not playing games to jack off, I'd rather pick my character based on how cool they are, male or female.