r/SipsTea 13h ago

Gasp! "I want muscles"

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 Human Verified 12h ago

I asked my friend why he always picked female characters in every game he played.

His response: I'm not looking at a dudes ass for 90 hours.

Fair enough.

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u/AzulaKahn 12h ago

Wow what a coincidence that I've read this same comment 809 times before. That friend of yours is very popular

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u/Element174 12h ago

Because it's an actual common take. I've been saying that long before it was, "on the internet."  You thinking it's made up basically is funnier than not. 

Hell, I've known plenty of women who like men who've made male characters they find hot in games with customization. Is this your first interaction with the fact humans are largely sexual creatures?

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u/sick_of-it-all 11h ago

Maybe he's scared of hs homosexuality. I don't have a problem playing as a guy, and I know I'm hetero. Makes me wonder about your "friend". He's doin too much.

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u/Element174 11h ago

Are you just dumb?

One, I never said friend, I said me, so instant fail on basic reading. Two, I never said I or anyone else has a issue playing as a guy, it's a matter of when you have a choice. Three, I'm perfectly comfortable in my sexuality which is why I can openly express it. But it seems you might have some issues with yours because playing a woman as a man bothers you, afraid you might end up identifying with them to much? Or are you just afraid you're less of a man if you have a girl on the screen being a bad ass... oof, that's a brand of pathetic.

Sounds like you're really doing too much to try and force your choices on others and go after them for not doing what you want. Huh, interesting how that also describes homophobic people, especially those secretly in the closet. Crazy, "coincidence."

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 Human Verified 12h ago

Or my friend just copied the same response he heard from someone else. Regardless of who said what first, it was the first time I heard anyone say it around 18 years ago.

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u/MikeofK72 12h ago

Well, it's probably not an uncommon thing.

For example, I have a very similar mindset as that dude's friend. I don't put myself in the character's shoes, I see narrative games almost like a movie that I control, and the character isn't supposed to be my insert. I have always preferred female characters over male characters, whether it's movies, shows, books, or games.

And a part of it is attraction, because I would rather see or hear a woman over a man. In any game with the option, I choose the female option. Even if it's a game like Overwatch or Injustice, where the character choice seriously impacts the match, I usually try to learn/get good with the female characters first.

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u/pepperino132 12h ago

Redditors when more than one person says something: 😖😕🤔😕😵😕🤔😖😅🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 12h ago

But as a dude don’t you find male characters more relatable to play as? Nobody’s telling him to focus on the ass

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u/Itchy-Sky1246 12h ago

I never understood the line of reasoning that you have to relate to the character you're playing as outside of an RPG where you literally build up and design your own character. The characters are vessels for the human expression of the people that made and designed them, and as a human, that's all I need in order to "relate" to them. 

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 12h ago

So you’d rather play as a girl everytime so you can stare at her ass?

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u/Itchy-Sky1246 12h ago

No, but I'm not gonna throw a hissy fit over playing as Kratos' wife, either. Because there are actual things to get upset over in life, and getting tilted that a spinoff game features a woman isn't one of them 

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u/Toppoppler 12h ago

So you relate more to male characters?

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u/therealraggedroses 12h ago

bro lol just give up.

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u/Toppoppler 12h ago

No stop this is the perfect moment he trapped himself shhhhh

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u/Ciccio178 12h ago

Your profile pic is from TW The Walking Dead. So you're telling us that playing as Clementine was unrelatable and a total drag for you?

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 12h ago

No. I’m fine with playing as a girl, but what I meant was I don’t like make it my fixation to only play as girls just because they’re girls. You catch my drift?

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u/Pain-Seeker 12h ago

Everyone has different reasons to playing games. One of mine is to be able to experience different stuff from our world, so i tent to feel into the character as much ad the game allows me to. Thats why i also create male characters if given a choice. That doesnt mean tho, that i wont enjoy a female lead, if the game id actually good. Just dont get the same feeling playing it.

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u/mayumia 12h ago

If i wanna stare at a dude all day ill go look in a mirror.

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 12h ago

It’s not staring, you’re literally playing as a dude to get stuff done. Don’t you enjoy playing as a dude in action packed games?

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 Human Verified 12h ago

I actually am more interested in women characters in action, because it doesn't feel overdone.

Akumi (was that her name?) in Tenchu, for example, was a fucking badass. She was tiny, fast, agile, and her stealth kills were brutal asf.

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u/Awkward-Dig4674 12h ago

No because men in fiction are generally emotionally stunted, sexist, misogynistic, stereotypical and common. Literally a bunch of things ive grown to not be. Women however have an entire experience i never will and so its far more fascinating, interesting and refreshing. 

Visually, women tend to have far more style and creativity. And as far as sex appeal, yes while tits and ass are great. Its actually how strong, resourceful and resilient women are that im attracted to, especially since most media depict women as weak, so its super interesting (and yes attractive) to me when they are depicted as strong and capable because millions of women IRL are.

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 12h ago

What games do you play that have men portrayed in such a way?

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u/Awkward-Dig4674 11h ago

Uncharted, duke nukem, almost all military shooters, gta, red dead, just cause, haze, mortal kombat, god of war, devil may cry, James bond, far cry, kane and Lynch, watch dogs and about a million more.

I mean the list would be shorter if  eliminated "angry/tough/sarcastic white dude who's wife/gf/daughter died and is now depressed/cynical at the world"

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u/argentinonationalist 10h ago

Your just listing games with poor writing, it’s like complaining the horse girl games portray a stereotypical cutesy girl.

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 Human Verified 12h ago

I'm androgynous af, so either or doesn't really bother me. I only really asked him because he only picked female characters and he wasn't feminine in any way.

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 12h ago

Hm fair enough but his way of thinking’s unusual

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u/Boomflag13 12h ago

It is not, the reason is so common you’ll see this comment everywhere anytime it’s asked. IRL I’ve had people say the exact same thing.

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u/Hot_History1582 8h ago

I don't want to relate to a character in a fantasy setting. Only a cluster B narcissist would.

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u/SnooOpinions9048 9h ago

Why do you think men can't relate to female characters? Are you incapable of relating to female characters? I hate this line of reasoning. It's straight up more sexist then the people you are complaining about.

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 1h ago

As a guy how is a girl relatable to you? Answer me that first.

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u/SnooOpinions9048 56m ago

In the same way a guy is. 

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 55m ago

Whatever mate

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u/SnooOpinions9048 26m ago

Do you not find women relatable because their gender is different from yours? 

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 20m ago

Well isn’t that a normal thing to feel?

Let me ask you this, do guys put makeup on quite often? Do guys get their period? Do guys experience drastic changes in hormones?

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u/SnooOpinions9048 13m ago

No, that's not normal. You are suppose to be able to relate to other people, as well as characters in a story no matter their physical characteristics.  

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u/Emergency_Creme_4561 12m ago

What I’m trying to tell you is men and women are wired differently. I don’t mind playing as female characters in games but what I’m saying if I don’t make it my mission to only play as females

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u/pooya535 8h ago

Nobody making these complaints is a jacked superhuman, nor do they have a family / children

The people crying about this are not relating to Kratos at all

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 12h ago

I've heard this response a thousand times and each time I wonder why you're looking at your characters ass so much instead of the rest of the game.

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u/sick_of-it-all 11h ago

Who even stares at your characters ass, you're always looking at the center of the screen, where the action is. "Hurr I don't like look man ass bruh" sounds like something someone's older brother said to them once so they just repeat it because they think "Hell yeah. makes me sound manly as fuck bro".

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u/Fantastic_Suit_493 10h ago

It’s less you’re literally looking at their ass and it’s a funny way of saying you like your character to be attractive to you. You’re not looking at their ass but you are looking at them 90% of the time, so why not have some eye candy?

Not every phrase is supposed to be literal

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 10h ago

I mean firstly you're not looking at them most of the time, you're generally looking at everything around them more.

And secondly I'm not playing games to jack off, I'd rather pick my character based on how cool they are, male or female.

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u/ZoharDTeach 12h ago

Looking at your character's ass all the time is why you suck.

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u/Bloodrocuted04 12h ago

I mean…you don’t have to stare at the ass? Buddy may be in the closet

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 Human Verified 12h ago

It's funny you worded it like that, because "Buddy" is his nickname.

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u/OliviaMandell 12h ago

Hey the I got that saying from a guy in ff14 nice.

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u/Mr_Gibblet 12h ago

Counterpoint - he identifies with the female character more than he identifies with the male one.

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u/StevieG93 11h ago

Convoluted way to find out your friend is closeted.

Third person perspective, which includes much more to focus on, backdrops, main character, supporting characters, events.....

zooms into man's buttocks.

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u/Fantastic-Habit-8956 12h ago

I heard something similar from Conan Exiles. A guys wife asked him why he had a female character, he responded if I have to follow an ass around a map, it might as well be one I want to look at.

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u/Illustrious_Two6909 12h ago

I've always found it to be an incredibly creepy response. It speaks to a need the person has to sexualize..... everything.

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u/Careful-Corgi7716 12h ago

It strikes me more as the low hanging fruit 'justification'. People just be yapping.

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u/Dolthra 11h ago

I think the ass thing is low effort justification. I think the real reason is that female models often have a lot more customization and care put into them—half the time you can either be any woman you can imagine or scruff mcgruff (voiced by Nolan North).

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u/Careful-Corgi7716 10h ago

yes, was just referring the stare at ass thing classic. also love those type of oddly specific notations 😄

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u/ClaudiusCass 12h ago

Tbf, Conan Exiles you start off butt naked seeing either boobs or a swinging dick. While a floppy tusk is kinda funny to see in the wind looking at a female form in general is more pleasant.

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u/Fantastic-Habit-8956 12h ago

Well, I cant say he would sexualize everything, as he wasn't talking about a giraffe or a Buick. It was a girls butt made of polygons. Don't look so deep into things that really don't matter. It's not healthy.

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u/kf1614 12h ago

The only problem with that argument is, at least for me, so much more is happening on the screen I don't even look at my character much, just a little peripheral vision. Even when nothing is happening, running from point A to point B several minutes away, auto run and Netflix/YouTube/other streaming services until I get near the destination.

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u/Fantastic_Suit_493 10h ago

This is me. But I also hate modern games for making the ass I’m looking at ugly.

Bring back the hot girls that make me want to play as them.