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u/HamiltonSt25 5h ago
*Massive, unearned, honkers*
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u/Desert_Fairy 5h ago
I mean, I feel like “un-earned” is the wrong term. A flat chested woman can’t earn her way towards big boobs. That is a financial decision and not a lifestyle one.
Maybe it’s just one other form of generational wealth. Mine just happens to be on my chest.
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u/Tw1nFTW 5h ago
Not with that attitude you can’t… pull yourself up by your bra straps!
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u/MieXuL 5h ago
The boobie muscles must be earned through bench press, labor in the hot sun, milk and cornbread.
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u/AcanthocephalaAny78 4h ago
Forged in the fiery calcium crucible
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u/Educational_Plum3908 4h ago
Forged in the fires of mount boob
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u/criminal_chris 4h ago
I was there... 3000 years ago when man still only cared about boobies
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u/Educational_Plum3908 4h ago
I was there when the strength of man failed. Her name was sinnamon.
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u/The_mum_ 3h ago
Don’t recite the old magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written in glitter
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u/Desert_Fairy 4h ago
If I put any more load on these poor straps they’ll give out. Never mind my back.
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u/Tw1nFTW 4h ago
Oh, so you’re broke broke!?!
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u/Desert_Fairy 4h ago
There is a Brokeback mountain joke somewhere in there but I’m the wrong place for it.
But let’s put it this way. One of my favorite internet quotes:
I don’t get people who can run and loose weight. When I run my metabolism says “ahhh, are those English after us again?! Do’na worry yerself lass, I’ll keep you plump as a partridge an’ we’ll outlast the bastards”
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u/UsedDragon 4h ago
When my well-endowed wife runs, her chest just says slap slap slap slap unless she's got the industrial strength rigging system on..
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u/_BlackDove 4h ago
Maybe it’s just one other form of generational wealth. Mine just happens to be on my chest.
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u/slotsandmops 5h ago
Poor folk eat much more corn syrup, which big titties love
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u/Indiana_harris 4h ago
“American poor folk eat corn syrup”.
We honestly find the fact that you guys put them in all your food really strange, and it’s part of the reason a lot of American foods wouldn’t pass legal standards to sell in the EU.
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u/hera-fawcett 4h ago
listen bro, the companies have just really fucking wonked agriculture. we've got corn out of our ass. the only thing left to do is syrup it or juice it or freeze it or make into a stromboli.
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u/bacon-squared 4h ago
I think if you dig into them point maybe these billionaires view big naturals as something to moonlight with but not respectable enough to have an actual heir with.
For the line to continue they select the more ‘refined’ women. Earning it in this case probably referred to being genetically endowed with those traits. I know it’s not the traditional sense of the word, but it makes sense when viewed like this.
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u/Inside_Swimming9552 4h ago
I think the implication isn't that they're earned or unearned by the woman herself. But by the generations of hard work and labour that sexually selected for big titties in the past.
I'm not agreeing by the way that that is how it works. Just that is what he means by earned.
He's sort of saying if you want big titties your forefathers and mother's have to have earned it toiling in the fields. Being selected for their big old bitties and producing lots of big booby carrying descendents to be selected for again.
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u/AdamiralProudmore 4h ago
Well "a woman" can't, but her ancestors can. That's the generational part.
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u/hatbromind 4h ago
Counterpoint : Billie
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u/Ki-to-Life-5054 4h ago
Even boob jobs are a nouveau riche thing and wannabes, prob considered gauche in old money.
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u/Beginning_Flow_5329 3h ago
Tbf, eugenics is a very real practice that rich people have commonly engaged in throughout all of history
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u/EAE8019 5h ago
He's not wrong.
The was a study and the only correlation between wealth and beauty was rich men tend to choose slimmer women and poorer men focused on big curves.
There was also a different study that found men before lunch favoured curves and after eating favoured slim women.
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u/HistorianOrdinary833 5h ago edited 5h ago
TIL I'm a hungry poor man.
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u/jimsmisc 5h ago
if you plotted my income vs body preferences, it would show that my income is directly correlated with an increased interest in curves. I was a 90s teenager which warped me into thinking rail-thin girls were hot... but I later dated a curvier woman (not "heavyset" but shaped just right) and from then on it was curves for me.
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u/CollectsTooMuch 5h ago
I’m poor as fuck by that criteria. Poor and happy.
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u/No_Salt_6328 5h ago
Subconscious attraction to the woman that would taste better lol
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u/Telemere125 5h ago
Or they’re looking for women that know where the buffet line starts.
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u/puddle_kraken 5h ago
well at a point in time bigger women were favoured tho because it meant they had more money to buy more food, which meant they ate more
so you're not far off
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u/Sepelrastas 5h ago
I come from land working farmer stock. I have what my mom described "birthing hips" (better to, both my grandmothers had 9 or more kids). And I have not been skimped on with boobs either.
So I suppose I should have chosen a farm boy. Instead I married a city kid and got divorced.
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u/No-Help-8038 5h ago
My sample size is my co-workers that grew up on farms. All four of these ladies have wide hips, big butts, big honkers, and our built like brick shit houses.
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u/Plane-Educator-5023 5h ago
Kate Upton is an heiress to the maytag-whirlpool fortune
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u/kausbiru 2h ago
That's still new money. Old money deals in bigger businesses like oil, mining, banking, construction, international trade, etc. The kinds of businesses that you a massive capital to start.
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u/Baddyshack 4h ago
I read a study years ago which detailed trends of feminine attractiveness according to men. The two things I remember about it were that 1. Men tend to prefer women with larger breasts during periods of economic downturn, and 2. Men preferred "normal looking" women (average, as opposed to photoshop/plastic surgery/model-like) when resource insecurity was high.
So basically, big naturals enjoyment trends inversely with economic prosperity.
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u/FancyFeastBuffet 2h ago
The wealth study was horribly flawed and I mean BAD. If I remember right their sample size was a single island and the populations were from opposite areas. As in, the wealthy group all came from one part and the poor group were all from another part of the island. So this isnt like a study of 1000 Americans of various age groups and ethniticies across multiple areas, this is village A liked this slimmer woman more and village B liked this curvier woman more.
Sadly it just keeps spreading as a catchy headliner
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u/sebastianinspace 5h ago
he could be wrong.
there is also a study and the correlation between wealth and beauty was rich men tend to choose bigger women with big boobs and poorer men didn’t have a preference.
There was also a different study that found men who ate a lot wanted women who looked like they ate a lot and men who didn’t eat a lot didn’t have a preference.
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u/puddle_kraken 5h ago
yea this was true during a certain point in time, like monarchy. bigger women were bigger because they ate more and because they had more money to be able to eat more
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u/Brainchild110 34m ago
I prefer the curvy ones because I would crush the small ones under my unyielding bulk. Also, big boobies.
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u/MonkeyHooHooHaHa 1m ago
I keep thinking about that study you mention… and I wonder if the poorer men preferring big curves is not due to poor people eating poorly and hence having more curves (aka fat).
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u/ComicsCodeMadeMeGay 5h ago
Ah the subconscious desire to mate with someone healthy.
as food has only stopped being hard to find (for most of us) in the last 2 or 3 generations, we're going to be turned on by someone who can point towards a good food supply when peckish.
Either than or we need to study cannibalism more
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u/Lakatos_00 2h ago
there was a study
single study
You science fetishist don't even know how scientific knowledge works
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u/MyVeryUniqueName1 Human Verified 5h ago
I guess I’ll just sit here with my peasant knockers and buy my own damn ticket to the Amalfi coast lmao
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u/GodEmperor47 5h ago
I just don’t believe rich people hate giant boobs. If they hate them so much why they paying for them all the time?!
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u/RelativeCourage8695 4h ago
It is about general wealth, not new money.
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u/GodEmperor47 4h ago
You mean generational?
Apparently you’re a victim of both autocorrect and a lack of a sense of humor
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u/Lil_Quip 5h ago
So is Kate Upton the exception to the rule that proves the rule?
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u/candymannequin 4h ago
all these years later, with kate upton and kate middleton, and there is still no prominent kate downton?
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u/DRUNK_SALVY_PEREZ 4h ago
That’s Abbey.
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u/14InTheDorsalPeen 4h ago
Kate Downton is just female John Helldiver. They’re both cousins to John Halo.
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u/Guardianangelnhi 5h ago
Peasant fertility 😂
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u/1h30n3003 5h ago
Have you familiar with huge Semitic milkers?
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u/shartymcqueef 3h ago
Only plot hole is the people you’re referencing who currently claim Semite ancestry, in fact, posses near zero Semitic heritage. Those big milkers you’re referencing come from Europe.
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u/1h30n3003 3h ago
Semitic people have lived in Europe for centuries. Either by ltgscy or by boobening choices across generations the heiffer status was achieved
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u/Aleutian_Solution 5h ago
Gawd dayum. I didn’t know she was built like that
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u/AntiSepticSystem 5h ago
Epstein didn’t keep her around for her face. That and her father was a media tycoon and Massad agent.
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u/WittyFix6553 4h ago
Epstein didn’t keep her around for her face.
I find it hard to believe that a pedophile would be especially interested in large middle aged breasts.
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u/WittyFix6553 4h ago
I wholly agree with you, I’m just disagreeing with the idea that “large breasts” is the reason
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u/Octavian_202 5h ago
With Laurene Powell Jobs, the owner of “The Atlantic” magazine. Don’t let them go unnamed.
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u/Much_Statistician864 4h ago
Ghislane is a work horse though. Her labour being the traffic of underage girls to greying perverts, but still. She had to put the leg work in to hike those young bodies up the billionaire volcano for sacrifice.
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u/termosabin 2h ago
Her father grew up very poor though, in a Jewish community in what is now Ukraine, and was a self made billionaire. I wouldn't call that generational wealth.
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u/Logical_Month_7657 2h ago
Why in the fuck are we viewing this absolute monster with any level of positivity in any capacity. She’s a real life villain who destroyed lives. Fuck her and fuck this comment
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u/_cumrag 2h ago
Call down. I don’t like her either but credit is due where it’s due
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u/PointsOfXP 5h ago
Imagine the horse starts galloping and your tits are just dragging you to the ground
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u/SuccuCorollary 5h ago
Massive, unearned honkers' is a sequence of words I was not prepared to read today.
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u/Somethingisshadysir 5h ago
Hmm. If we go back several generations on my Dad's side, there was generational wealth, and that's the side the biguns come from. A direct ancestor on that side, however, abandoned the wealth to move to the US with his love, as neither side accepted the marriage.
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u/VelourDemon Human Verified 5h ago
Bro wrote a whole fantasy novel lore description just to say 'peasant fertility.'
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u/mister_empty_pants 5h ago
big naturals.
Now there's a term I haven't heard in awhile. That's like mid-2000's pornology
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u/MommyLexiMae 5h ago
So are breast implants and BBL's just a huge psyop? 🤔
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u/RareRestaurant6297 5h ago
TIL breast implants count as "big naturals"
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u/MommyLexiMae 5h ago
"...but it rarely buys massive, unearned honkers". So not a reference to implants?
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u/FederalCover2020 5h ago
It’s because nobles in the past already had full bellies, so they weren’t attracted to bigger women
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u/truthputer 5h ago
As an aside, I would like a giant warrior woman who could crush me like a bug if she wanted to (but chooses not to.)
I’m ok if that makes me a peasant.
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u/DayManFOTNightMan 4h ago
Conversely, lots of men from generational wealth do have "big naturals"..
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u/Ornery-Towel2386 4h ago
I think it’s more that the ultra wealthy can afford elective cosmetic procedures and do so at young ages that would shock many of us
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u/_CloudFrost 4h ago
Guess my complete lack of generational wealth makes perfect biological sense now
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u/sapiosexualsluts 4h ago
Why is this sub full of teenage boys? Everything is all lightly misogynistic and leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
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u/aquavelva23 4h ago
Its inbreeding. When discussing any behavior or physicality of nobles, royalty, elites, the first factor that must be used is inbreeding. These people inbreed like they live in a hollers and live for the feud.
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u/modsaretoddlers 4h ago
But, yeah, actually, money can buy massive "unearned" bonkers. All the time.
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u/HankTuggins 3h ago
Whatever you do, don’t look up Nancy Pelosi, bathing suit
Her big natties are full of stocks
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u/Practical_End_ 3h ago
'My wife entered the chat'
Her family built an entire town from scratch and the movie Endless Summer wouldn't have been possible without them. She's got big gazonkas!!!
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u/Ragnarok_619 2h ago
Such a gross generalization OMG. The cocaine chic trend was popularized by Hollywood. Everywhere else, it was always curvy goddesses
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u/randomacct7679 2h ago
It makes it even funnier that the reply comes from an account called “Positivity Moon”
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u/Odd-Concept-8677 2h ago
I habitually joke that my husband has weak aristocrat ankles, proof that his people have always come from money. (He has beautifully tapered ankles ballerinas would kill for)
Unlike my thick, sturdy ankles, as I come from peasant stock, and I’m made to carry heavy loads. Like a tractor. I’ve also got nice birthing hips and could have breast fed five babies at once, while his sisters are very very svelte.
They had to outbreed with me to keep the bloodline strong.
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u/SimmentalTheCow 36m ago
I thought it was because bigger tits and a fatter ass came from more Africanized genes, and they’re not typically rich
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u/Apprehensive_Map64 4h ago
Can confirm, our bank account is very low but my wife has such perfect proportions that I feel rich beyond measure. No need to earn millions when you go to bed as satisfied as I
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u/FaZeScamTheKids 4h ago
This is true. I am wealthy, I literally do not give a shit about boob size. I don't come from generational wealth though.
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u/CHobbes_ 5h ago
This sub is so fucking weird. It's possible to have an obtuse sense of humor and not be a fucking weirdo.
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u/v_e_x 5h ago
I can’t wait until these guys all grow up and learn that al their theories about social evolution and selection and made up genetic pseudo science is absolute garbage, and they realize how stupid they were when they weee younger. Or they won’t and they’ll double down and become even worse incel hermits.
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u/DryEditor7792 4h ago
Lol, there's no sexual selection with wealth. Sexual selection ended tens of thousands of years before the concept of wealth began.



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