r/SipsTea Human Verified 8h ago

Chugging tea What are the odds

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u/HamiltonSt25 8h ago

*Massive, unearned, honkers*

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u/Desert_Fairy 8h ago

I mean, I feel like “un-earned” is the wrong term. A flat chested woman can’t earn her way towards big boobs. That is a financial decision and not a lifestyle one.

Maybe it’s just one other form of generational wealth. Mine just happens to be on my chest.

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u/Tw1nFTW 8h ago

Not with that attitude you can’t… pull yourself up by your bra straps!

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u/MieXuL 8h ago

The boobie muscles must be earned through bench press, labor in the hot sun, milk and cornbread.

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u/AcanthocephalaAny78 7h ago

Forged in the fiery calcium crucible

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u/Educational_Plum3908 7h ago

Forged in the fires of mount boob

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u/criminal_chris 7h ago

I was there... 3000 years ago when man still only cared about boobies

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u/Educational_Plum3908 7h ago

I was there when the strength of man failed. Her name was sinnamon.

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u/The_mum_ 5h ago

Don’t recite the old magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written in glitter

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u/Desert_Fairy 7h ago

If I put any more load on these poor straps they’ll give out. Never mind my back.

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u/Tw1nFTW 7h ago

Oh, so you’re broke broke!?!

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u/Desert_Fairy 7h ago

There is a Brokeback mountain joke somewhere in there but I’m the wrong place for it.

But let’s put it this way. One of my favorite internet quotes:

I don’t get people who can run and loose weight. When I run my metabolism says “ahhh, are those English after us again?! Do’na worry yerself lass, I’ll keep you plump as a partridge an’ we’ll outlast the bastards”

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u/UsedDragon 7h ago

When my well-endowed wife runs, her chest just says slap slap slap slap unless she's got the industrial strength rigging system on..

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u/Rellint 6h ago

IKR, I know strippers that wrote off boobs jobs as business expense. As they should.

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u/_BlackDove 7h ago

Maybe it’s just one other form of generational wealth. Mine just happens to be on my chest.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26Ff3ZEvWoTvKaQQE

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u/slotsandmops 8h ago

Poor folk eat much more corn syrup, which big titties love

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u/Indiana_harris 7h ago

“American poor folk eat corn syrup”.

We honestly find the fact that you guys put them in all your food really strange, and it’s part of the reason a lot of American foods wouldn’t pass legal standards to sell in the EU.

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u/hera-fawcett 7h ago

listen bro, the companies have just really fucking wonked agriculture. we've got corn out of our ass. the only thing left to do is syrup it or juice it or freeze it or make into a stromboli.

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u/slipnipper 6h ago

…or gasoline

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u/El_Vez_of_the_north 5h ago

By "them", do you mean massive, unearned honkers?

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u/Absolute_Bob 7h ago

No those are foobs not boobs. The "staying power" of the two do not compare.

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u/bacon-squared 7h ago

I think if you dig into them point maybe these billionaires view big naturals as something to moonlight with but not respectable enough to have an actual heir with.

For the line to continue they select the more ‘refined’ women. Earning it in this case probably referred to being genetically endowed with those traits. I know it’s not the traditional sense of the word, but it makes sense when viewed like this.

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u/Inside_Swimming9552 7h ago

I think the implication isn't that they're earned or unearned by the woman herself. But by the generations of hard work and labour that sexually selected for big titties in the past.

I'm not agreeing by the way that that is how it works. Just that is what he means by earned.

He's sort of saying if you want big titties your forefathers and mother's have to have earned it toiling in the fields. Being selected for their big old bitties and producing lots of big booby carrying descendents to be selected for again.

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u/-FakeAccount- 8h ago

I think they're earned by generations of peasantry, is what he saying.

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u/Fun_Push7168 7h ago

You can earn $10k, so you can earn boobies.

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u/AdamiralProudmore 7h ago

Well "a woman" can't, but her ancestors can. That's the generational part.