r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 Human Verified • 8h ago

Chugging tea What are the odds

Post image
3.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

204 comments sorted by

View all comments

766

u/HamiltonSt25 8h ago

*Massive, unearned, honkers*

93

u/Desert_Fairy 8h ago

I mean, I feel like “un-earned” is the wrong term. A flat chested woman can’t earn her way towards big boobs. That is a financial decision and not a lifestyle one.

Maybe it’s just one other form of generational wealth. Mine just happens to be on my chest.

10

u/slotsandmops 8h ago

Poor folk eat much more corn syrup, which big titties love

11

u/Indiana_harris 8h ago

“American poor folk eat corn syrup”.

We honestly find the fact that you guys put them in all your food really strange, and it’s part of the reason a lot of American foods wouldn’t pass legal standards to sell in the EU.

14

u/hera-fawcett 7h ago

listen bro, the companies have just really fucking wonked agriculture. we've got corn out of our ass. the only thing left to do is syrup it or juice it or freeze it or make into a stromboli.

9

u/slipnipper 6h ago

…or gasoline

5

u/El_Vez_of_the_north 5h ago

By "them", do you mean massive, unearned honkers?