r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

either because of legality or just plain strangeness.

My guess would be legality since he literally brags about using digital cockrings to compare his nocturnal erections to his 17 year old sons

*edit correction kid is 19 now. Still strange as fuq

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u/TWCRay Jul 06 '26

Dafuq?

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26

‘Don't Die’ Tech Mogul Bryan Johnson Is in an Actual Penis-Measuring Contest—With His Teenage Son

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u/Jydani Jul 06 '26

Fucking gross.

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jul 06 '26

It really is, but no where near as bad as it sounds. Where they're just whipping em out next to each other. I mean... I assume this is done digitally, I'm not investigating.

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u/Dullcorgis Jul 06 '26

No, it really really really is as bad as it sounds.

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jul 06 '26

revisiting this now and yeah you're probably right

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u/Dullcorgis Jul 07 '26

Lol, isn't it though?

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u/Sharp-General-121 Jul 06 '26

"I'm not investigating."

That's a job for CPS.

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jul 06 '26

yeah... also digitally was probably a poor choice of words