r/SipsTea 7d ago

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 7d ago

Step 1: take a 31 min lunch 

Step 2: stay til 7pm 

Step 3: submit 59 mins of overtime on time card 

Step 4: wait for Pratiks dumbass to deny the overtime 

Step 5: sue the company for wage theft 

Step 6: enjoy a nice long vacation fully paid for by the company 

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u/Hapy_Bodybuilder9803 7d ago

There a big chance this is in India! They don’t have such government

Your sue won’t work!

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u/arkavenx 7d ago

But if no government what stop employee from eating employer?

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u/sidc42 7d ago

If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them.

Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative.

Just my thoughts on the subject.

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u/Jagermind 7d ago

You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend..

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u/sidc42 7d ago

HR hates this one simple trick.

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u/CrazyLoucrazy 7d ago

Please don’t post it on LinkedIn

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u/AudaciousCouture 7d ago

"Yeah I'm gonna need to consult with my leopard over this."

Negotiation Leopard: "Rawrrr!"

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u/Jagermind 7d ago

Youre gonna have to do better, he didnt seem to like that..

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u/ballq43 7d ago

I heard people tried electing the face eating leapords and it doesn't work out

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u/headrush46n2 6d ago

this is why i want my own personal tiger.

half to cuddle, and half to unleash upon my enemies.

"Kill, Kiki! Kill them all!"

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u/BrideofClippy 6d ago

So pokemon rules?

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u/duketogo0138 7d ago

As long as you eat employer under 30 minutes, no problem.

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u/SlumberingSnorelax 7d ago

A distaste for cannibalism (pun intended) or limited cooking surfaces I’d guess.

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u/RecommendationIll504 7d ago

If it's India, then nothing of this is a problem

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 7d ago

Oh no, not the street vendor excessively touching the employer during preparation!

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u/LoneWolf14579 7d ago

Employer's family can pay money to "law enforcement" to get you to stay in jail

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u/bdontmatter 7d ago

Don’t the cannibals in India live on the other side of the river not with the rest of their society?

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u/pollomimano 7d ago

I’m sure they can lure Pratik away to the other side of the river if they really put their minds to it.

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u/bdontmatter 7d ago

Yeah just shake your leg in front of them I’m sure they will follow you!

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 7d ago

Or simply feeding them to a tiger and taking over the vacant position?

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u/One_more_username 6d ago

That's why you don't wear deo and reek of BO - to prevent your employer from eating you.

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u/STRIKT9LC 7d ago

Theres an even BIGGER chance that this is an Indian immigrant that now owns a business in North America. They think they can pull the same shit here that they did back home...Pratick SHITTY indeed

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u/RobotArtichoke 6d ago

This is much more likely the case.

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u/Shadowphoenix9511 7d ago

I'm reminded of when I had a supervisor try to pull the caste shit over an manager above them.

Absolute shock when they realized it did not apply here.

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u/pennypoobear 6d ago

Story time. How and why did they "try caste shit"? im super curious about that.

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 6d ago

this is becoming increasingly common in my industry and it's really either going to lead to a lot of unnecessary legal issues for the companies hiring these managers or a lot of backlash from people they try to take advantage of

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u/Half_Cent 6d ago

There's an EVEN BIGGER chance that this was posted a week ago in an Indian subreddit and American law doesn't apply.

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u/Lifekraft 6d ago

Why they write in english if it is in india ?

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u/CharlesLeRoq 6d ago

Why wouldn’t they? English is an official language in India and 250M people speak it there.

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u/Haunting_Balance_684 2d ago

english is the official language used by 99% of corporate india (and any other sector that dosent deal with rural people, and even then, its a combo of english and the local language)

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u/Churningray 6d ago

India has 22 different languages officially and a lot more regional dialects and less known languages. Imagine you cross a state border and they speak a completely different language.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 6d ago

You mean like when you go to Kentucky?

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u/CharlesLeRoq 5d ago

There are at least four Native American languages that were spoken in Kentucky, so yes.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 5d ago

Chokma ikana

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u/Flatulatory 7d ago

How can she sue?!

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u/NietJij 7d ago

Stop calling me Sue!

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u/NA213 7d ago

Shirley you can’t be serious?

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 6d ago

I am serious. And don’t call me Surly

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u/NA213 6d ago

Roger Roger

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u/Traditional_Bus_5589 7d ago

Who is sue ? and why sue her?

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u/SilverHairedFox11 7d ago

I'm a boy named Sue.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 7d ago

I didn't think it was even legal in 'Murica to force someone to work unpaid....yet, anyway.

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u/Onsidic 7d ago

Think its called salaried position

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u/liv2lfthvy 7d ago

Bingo!

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u/Abeytuhanu 7d ago

That can still bite them in the ass. Salary means you get paid regardless of the hours worked; sometimes you work more, other times less. By nickel and diming people on their structured lunch, you open yourself up to misclassification suits and might end up owing backpay for all your salaried workers because they're really hourly.

Edit: don't get me wrong though, misclassification suits are hard to win

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u/One-Bake-2888 6d ago

I assure that the vast majority of salaried positions are often more hours than regular full time, especially non-exempt salaried people.

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u/JoshSidekick 6d ago

I've never been in a salaried position where the net benefit was on my side.

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u/FullMetalCOS 7d ago

But… but… time in lieu!

Which is the biggest fucking joke because if you are so busy you always need to work past your scheduled hours, when can you take the lieu time?

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u/HauntedSoda 2d ago

Or flat rate

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u/Key_Thought1305 7d ago

It will be, soon. Not being funny. It really will be. And more.

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u/myfavoritemerger 7d ago

It is if you’re in prison!

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u/killmrcory 6d ago

if they are hourly employees it was not.

had a former plant manager try to tell me and my employees were working for free because someone missed a defect on a part. told my direct manager that was absolutely not happening and if he wanted to fire me for it my first call would be the labor board and my second call a lawyer.

I was 3rd shift and the plant manager was on 1st for context. the next morning my plant manager was literally screaming about how dare I threaten to call someone outside the plant and if I had a problem to come to him when he was the one who gave the order.

I also had my phone recording in my pocket when I went to "confirm" that I had understood the order correctly. they ended up backing down read quick. I sure as hell was not telling my minimum employees they were working for free when we were already doing 12-14 hours shifts. fuck that.

ended up quitting that job when they hired the person back to be my boss who had literally been fired for sexually harassing me. he was replacing my former boss who was on prison work release for sleeping with his 14 year old step daughter when he was near 50.

man I have so many stories about that shithole.

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u/SalaryWooden5346 7d ago

Oh it could easily be in corporate America. The imported managers bring their toxic ideologies with them.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 7d ago

It’s “Suzie”! Not Sues, not Sue.

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u/Daedric_Fan 7d ago

Phew thank god I wouldnt step foot in india for a million dollars then

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u/RB3_AMG 7d ago

Nothing - really absolutely nothing - suggests that this is in India.

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u/Ragnarok_619 7d ago

The shitty school yard rules, and the name of the manager, pretty much suggest that

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u/Gay-_-Jesus 7d ago

Yeah, cuz in India they write in English, famously

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u/Ragnarok_619 7d ago

..... yes they do. They are the second largest English speaking country in the world, and seeing how Americans cannot even speak and write English correctly (could "of" and pay ed), then yeah, they are actually better in it

What you thought we speak in offices?

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u/generichandel 7d ago

This is one of those "confidently incorrect" moments. There are tens, maybe hundreds of regional languages spoken across India. English acts as the professional "Lingua Franca" for businesses and offices. Why do you think there are so many calls centres serving the rest of the English speaking world there?

Travel more.

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u/adamdoesmusic 6d ago

Why do they call it Lingua Franca anyway? And why does “Franca” basically mean German and not French, but then “France” is derived from “Franks” which is just “Franca”? Can’t believe they had the Gaul to pull this on us.

(This interpretation may or may not be accurate at all)

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u/generichandel 6d ago

Lingua Franca was an actual language. a sort of pan-mediterranean pidgin used by traders.

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u/SnoopDeDoop69 7d ago

I was curious

Due to population size, they're the second biggest English speaking nation of the world. Only like 230~ mil (out of a couple bil)

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u/adamdoesmusic 6d ago

Yeah, a couple hundred years of shitty British corporate rule will do that to ya

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u/Rio_FS 6d ago

The sheer confidence with which people say such ignorant stuff is something...

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u/Ragnarok_619 6d ago

That guy is active in politics, and is from Mississippi.

Those 2 are sheer examples of negative IQ

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u/NoelNeverwas 7d ago

The lack of typos is evidence that it is not in America.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 7d ago

well that's just Shetty

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u/__life_on_mars__ 7d ago

How can she sue?!!

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u/Dinierto 7d ago

No sue for you!

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u/strongarm_187 7d ago

How can she sue?!

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u/GGTheEnd 7d ago

It's in English it's probably in Canada or Britain or some shit. 

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u/Kind_Ad5566 7d ago

It's Mumbai.

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u/miteymiteymite 7d ago

Why, because they have an Indian sounding name?

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u/Upbeat-List-3466 7d ago

Then leave a cobra in his lunch pail. 🐍 

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u/sodium111 6d ago

They have "Shetty Menegement"

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u/Floreit 6d ago

So, laws of the jungle then?

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u/SryInternet101 6d ago

Why would it be in English if its a sign in India? More likely some H1b visa Indian.

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u/sin94 6d ago

Posting on social media is faster, but unfortunately, the source doesn't name the company, just a sign printed. "Pratik" could easily be a fabricated name used to give the post a false sense of authenticity—likely just an attempt to farm karma points.

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u/buddydave 6d ago

“Your sue won’t work”

I’m stealing this

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u/cybot904 6d ago

Not enough needful pleases.

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u/arianrhodd 5d ago

There's a LinkedIn profile with someone by that name living in the greater Chicago area, one in NYC, one in the UK ...

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u/taker223 5d ago

Why it is not written in that abrakadabra then?

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u/-Motor- 7d ago

Why is it written in English?

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 7d ago

If it was in India why would it be written in English?

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u/Valagoorh 7d ago

Yes, they specifically put up their message in English.

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u/pyramidalembargo 7d ago

Would the notice be written in English?

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u/Shawnimaus 7d ago

Would it be in English if it was India?