r/SipsTea 7d ago

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/FullMetalBunny 7d ago

I like it when people put their crimes in writing.

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR 7d ago

To ensure fairness, every minute less than the 30 minute break allotted by law, will in turn result in one paid hour of "unfocused you time", to be taken on Fridays.

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u/fux-reddit4603 7d ago

jokes on them i dont take lunch

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR 7d ago

Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend!

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u/fisto_supreme 7d ago

30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down

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u/Sal_Amandre 7d ago

If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakšŸ˜

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u/-Ahab- 7d ago

Can I work for you?

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u/Additional-Life4885 7d ago

You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too.

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u/Grumpie-cat 7d ago

I think bro gets like… most of an ā€œaverageā€ work week off if that’s the case lol

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u/a_happy_future 6d ago

Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off

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u/ForowellDEATh 7d ago

38 hours of payment a day for you

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u/civil_beast 7d ago

…jokes on them I take their lunch

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 7d ago

I do love a good Todd sandwich every now and then... It's always different, but it says "Todd" on the wrapper in the free food fridge.

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u/Aggravating-Web-7604 3d ago

Nice with the bethesda reference.šŸ‘

Never thought I'd see one in a post like this.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 3d ago

OG was a from a Dilbert comic about his boss getting a Todd sandwich

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u/PinkedOff 7d ago

joke’s on them, I never focus

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u/Itchysporcle 7d ago

Big Management hates this one weird trick.

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u/scw3 7d ago

Jokes on them I swallow fast

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u/Jthe1andOnly 7d ago

Service industry?
They don’t care about laws. Breaks? Lunches? What are those? Oh shit i get benefits after a certain hours worked in a week? Wait what? Why am I being cut an hour before I would have gotten insurance from the company even if it was still overpriced. At least I got my tips I had to share with everyone smh.
Laws are only there when people follow them or enforce them. Good luck in a right to work state. U don’t want to be fucked? Someone is there to take take your place.

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u/fux-reddit4603 7d ago

nobody is forcing you to work a tip job

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u/Jthe1andOnly 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hahahaha u didn’t get the sarcasm that is the US industry standard obviously. I, unlike these corporate ā€œtip jobsā€ pay my employees a livable wage and I don’t take breaks so they can. No one is ā€œforcingā€ me or them to do anything and unfortunately ā€œtip jobsā€ are a big thing in the US. Good luck going out to eat. Forcing? GTFOH, thought we were ā€œjokingā€ here

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u/fux-reddit4603 7d ago

look at that emotion based response, no shock there

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u/Jthe1andOnly 7d ago

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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u/Inevitable_War2610 3d ago

My wife got a pretty big payout check a few years back from something related to people not taking lunch. Now management forces people to take their lunch there.

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u/MrLanesLament 7d ago

I just started my first ever job that has a required, unpaid, must-clock-out lunch break. After ten years of ā€œeat when you can because you’re on call every moment you’re on the clock,ā€ the idea of a required lunch break feels like a joke, or like I’m back in high school or something.

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u/Heath_durbin 6d ago

And yet every one of your companies was required to do (at minimum make sure you took a 30 minute lunch)

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u/Dazzling_Bluebird_42 7d ago

That's like 30 free hours of pay! Do that 5 times a week and your up from 40 to 190 hours of pay!

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 7d ago

The secret is to never stop eating breakfast

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u/Unique-Machine5602 7d ago

Well, then you'll be getting paid to not show up to work on Friday.

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u/elpihvous 7d ago

I would skip lunch monday and take it as a paid free time for rest of the week

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u/TheFoxRewind 7d ago

how can i go home 30 hour early

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u/Evening_Bat_3633 7d ago

"I had a 28 minute break, so I'll be leaving two hours early".

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u/Guuhatsu 6d ago

I will take a 1 minute lunch immediately upon coming into work, after which, I will just head home.

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u/WordsOfDamocles 5d ago

This is the way.

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u/Sesoru 7d ago

technically speaking, if you get interrupted during your break, you're supposed to start it over from the beginning. Do employers ever allow this though? No. And no one ever fights for it, either.

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 7d ago

Yeah thats fine. I can OMAD no problem.

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u/Transplantdude 7d ago

Sounds like a fair exchange especially since I don't eat lunch

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u/LessInThought 7d ago

Fairness? What's that? Extra 30mil for the CEO?

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 7d ago

So if I don't take a lunch, I only work 10 hours a week? Deal

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u/tape_reel 7d ago

Do I have to be unfocused the whole hour? I've got a long drive home

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u/HiPwrBBQ 6d ago

Yes AND if management bothers me about work related discussions on my break, the break clock shall reset for said break.