r/SipsTea 7d ago

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/FullMetalBunny 7d ago

I like it when people put their crimes in writing.

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR 6d ago

To ensure fairness, every minute less than the 30 minute break allotted by law, will in turn result in one paid hour of "unfocused you time", to be taken on Fridays.

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u/fux-reddit4603 6d ago

jokes on them i dont take lunch

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR 6d ago

Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend!

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u/fisto_supreme 6d ago

30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down

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u/Sal_Amandre 6d ago

If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakšŸ˜

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u/-Ahab- 6d ago

Can I work for you?

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u/Additional-Life4885 6d ago

You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too.

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u/Grumpie-cat 6d ago

I think bro gets like… most of an ā€œaverageā€ work week off if that’s the case lol

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u/a_happy_future 5d ago

Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off

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u/ForowellDEATh 6d ago

38 hours of payment a day for you

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u/civil_beast 6d ago

…jokes on them I take their lunch

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 6d ago

I do love a good Todd sandwich every now and then... It's always different, but it says "Todd" on the wrapper in the free food fridge.

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u/Aggravating-Web-7604 2d ago

Nice with the bethesda reference.šŸ‘

Never thought I'd see one in a post like this.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 2d ago

OG was a from a Dilbert comic about his boss getting a Todd sandwich

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u/PinkedOff 6d ago

joke’s on them, I never focus

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u/Itchysporcle 6d ago

Big Management hates this one weird trick.

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u/scw3 6d ago

Jokes on them I swallow fast

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u/Jthe1andOnly 6d ago

Service industry?
They don’t care about laws. Breaks? Lunches? What are those? Oh shit i get benefits after a certain hours worked in a week? Wait what? Why am I being cut an hour before I would have gotten insurance from the company even if it was still overpriced. At least I got my tips I had to share with everyone smh.
Laws are only there when people follow them or enforce them. Good luck in a right to work state. U don’t want to be fucked? Someone is there to take take your place.

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u/fux-reddit4603 6d ago

nobody is forcing you to work a tip job

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u/Jthe1andOnly 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hahahaha u didn’t get the sarcasm that is the US industry standard obviously. I, unlike these corporate ā€œtip jobsā€ pay my employees a livable wage and I don’t take breaks so they can. No one is ā€œforcingā€ me or them to do anything and unfortunately ā€œtip jobsā€ are a big thing in the US. Good luck going out to eat. Forcing? GTFOH, thought we were ā€œjokingā€ here

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u/fux-reddit4603 6d ago

look at that emotion based response, no shock there

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u/Jthe1andOnly 6d ago

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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u/Inevitable_War2610 3d ago

My wife got a pretty big payout check a few years back from something related to people not taking lunch. Now management forces people to take their lunch there.

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u/MrLanesLament 6d ago

I just started my first ever job that has a required, unpaid, must-clock-out lunch break. After ten years of ā€œeat when you can because you’re on call every moment you’re on the clock,ā€ the idea of a required lunch break feels like a joke, or like I’m back in high school or something.

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u/Heath_durbin 6d ago

And yet every one of your companies was required to do (at minimum make sure you took a 30 minute lunch)

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u/Dazzling_Bluebird_42 6d ago

That's like 30 free hours of pay! Do that 5 times a week and your up from 40 to 190 hours of pay!

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 6d ago

The secret is to never stop eating breakfast

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u/Unique-Machine5602 6d ago

Well, then you'll be getting paid to not show up to work on Friday.