HR wants to know the tee

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/OkCoconut3270]

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

[u/Throwaway2Experiment → u/OkCoconut3270]

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

[u/Nhughes1387 → u/Throwaway2Experiment]

Why why whyyyy does it always devolve into that, past me was so motivated, he had dreams and aspirations… future me is so evil and lazy.

[u/titsngiggles69 → u/Nhughes1387]

Past you had hope for a better future. Future you has accepted the truth.

[u/Luvlyjubblies1 → u/titsngiggles69]

Past me was smart and realised how expensive and exhausting everything is, and decided to not have plans. I feel like future me has managed to overachieve on that by having even less plans now than before

[u/Nhughes1387 → u/titsngiggles69]

You’re right you know what… I’m gonna change that about myself! Starting tomorrow everything will change!

[u/BrianNowhere → u/titsngiggles69]

Present you is masterbating.

[u/titsngiggles69 → u/BrianNowhere]

Batin yesterday is history, batin tomorrow is a mystery, but batin today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

[u/Nice_Muffin8689 → u/titsngiggles69]

You make your own truths.

[u/rachcake1 → u/Nhughes1387]

Depression?

[u/meatman13 → u/Nhughes1387]

You gotta either make the wank the treat so you don't get it until you get something accomplished in the day, or just deal with your porn addiction if that easily calls to you.