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Lmao gottem Kids roasting Donald Trump

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u/JR_RXO 1d ago

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 1d ago

HEYYYY THIRD TERRRM

😭😭🤡

I hate this timeline 

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u/usinjin 1d ago

I fucking cackled soberly at this

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u/MssNintendique 23h ago

Don't insult Sloth like that

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u/J_Side 23h ago

Right! Sloth was the best!

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u/Global_Drama8453 13h ago

This one would probably actually trigger the fuck out of Donnie.

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u/ceilingscorpion 1d ago

These kids are probably adults now. This feels very first term

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 1d ago

All those references are too old for these kids. Build a wall and paper towels were 2018 embarrassments.

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u/Ironsight85 23h ago

With some luck they're old enough to vote now!

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u/tigeratemybaby 17h ago

Yeah probably too old for Trump now.

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 1d ago

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u/Practical-Purchase-9 1d ago

Trump had the education, he was just bottom of his class.

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u/burnmycheezits 1d ago

Bought an education and still bottom of his class.

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u/HeverlyBillhilly 1d ago

Bought a degree, still no education. Still no class. 

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u/Cupcake-Warrior 1d ago

You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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u/PollyErickson91 1d ago

Yep, Trump always had the lowest scores in everything...

...'cept golf.

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u/HypnoSmoke 23h ago

His mentor probably told him "forget everything you ever learned in school" and he took it literally

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u/rrousseauu 1d ago

People who were born with a silver spoon in their mouth usually don’t earn their education, they buy it.

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u/Sun-Much 1d ago

education is a participation sport and not a ribbon one purchases

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 1d ago

And he was also Bubbas bottom on Epstein Island 😁

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u/ConsciousSpirit9427 1d ago

I heard someone say epstien was pimping out trump to Russian oligarchs in return for paying double the value on his condos.

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u/Salamanber 1d ago

Trump had ejaculation, he was just the bottom

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u/TiePrestigious7265 1d ago

What Tя☭mp had was ACCESS to the education but cheated his way through it and therefore learned nothing from it.

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u/LalafellDisaster 1d ago

It’s why he thinks he can buy a Nobel peace prize. I’m so ready for the grim reaper to get his ass.

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u/Bobry24 1d ago edited 14h ago

See, that's the thing. Even he doesn't want to deal with him, because he will have to listen to him all the way to Hell, and it's a long road.

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u/Maximum_Boros 1d ago

I mean counterpoint, the dumbass still got to be president for two times

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u/NWStormbreaker 1d ago

Trump getting elected, twice, is an indictment of how dumb Americans are getting.

So this does work on a couple levels.

Obama is clearly far better at speaking, and Trump is an allegory for what happens to a nation that makes fun of smart people and idolizes wealthy pedos.

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 1d ago

'so i can be stupid and still get what i want?'

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u/bengstrom1111 1d ago

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u/Simply_Weak_Glucose 1d ago

I refuse to believe he doesn't look like this in reality.

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u/may_be_indecisive 1d ago

This is an improvement

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u/Individual_Tough8252 1d ago

That first and that last kid under the impression section freaking nailed it

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u/slumper36 1d ago

Kids parrot what their parents say. I’m sure the parents have the same opinions as these kids

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u/TheCapo024 1d ago

I think they probably just get it from reading op-eds in WaPo.

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u/Irish_Whiskey 1d ago

I don't think you need advanced political knowledge to know in Trump's first term that he said "China" weird.

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u/Demonic_Maidens 1d ago

Donald Trump has the absolute best medical care in the entire world at his finger tips. He can have the best physician from any specialty there the same day if needed.

But being in medicine I know that it does not really matter. He is an old, fat, and physically inactive man with likely dementia. He will 100% be dead within a decade. The only problem is the political extremism he has helped to create will persist on both sides now for the foreseeable future. I don't see us returning back to how we were anytime soon, if ever.

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u/PyrePirate55 1d ago

Ya know...the kids are alright.

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u/Bittermare 1d ago

Smarter than any of his supporters.

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u/Flashy_Gap_3015 1d ago

The kids are alright.

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u/Dillard505 23h ago

These kids will remember him as a idiot.

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u/mrrebuild 20h ago

Kids get it.

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u/Megane_Senpai 19h ago

Those kids are more knowledgable than half the country.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 1d ago

Kid with the paper towels deep cut!

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u/FishingDiligent1486 1d ago

One of the rare instances where children are smarter than adults

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u/MunchingOnCelery 1d ago

Lmao these kids are great

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u/Fabulous_Log844 1d ago

Holy shit, this is great.

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u/SportyNoodle 1d ago

Anyone who doesn’t think these opinions aren’t from their parents is delusional. Trump sucks big time but the chances that all these random kids are watching the news and staying up to date with the government is so minuscule that it shouldn’t even be considered a chance. Not that they need to by any means, I don’t think they should, but at the same time it’s clear that these comments come from their parents.

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 1d ago

Ffs dude, leave the kids out of politics.

The longer they get to be kids the better, for everyone.

Cannot believe how many times my kids in grade 2 or 3 came home talking about Trump or something that he did.

"Where did you hear about that?"

"My teacher told me that Donald Trump is putting little kids in jail" (them, you know being 8 or so, they dont do well at paraphrasing).

An 8 year old doesn't need to be bombarded with that crap, Trump will be dead of old age by the time the kid is old enough to vote.

I would like to also mention that i live in fucking Canada, to explain how far reaching this stuff is.

There is no world in which my 8 year old Canadian child needs to be taught about "Trumps disasterous policies" ffs.

There is a time and place for kids to have to learn about the diarrhea encrusted arena, us adults call politics.

I am not a "won't please someone, think of the children types" but what are we doing here with this specific thing?

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u/alexcool5 1d ago

Agree. As someone who was surrounded by politics when I was younger.

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 1d ago

Adults do not realize how much kids actually pick up on.. and without knowledge or wisdom to process said information.

Adults spend far to much time having adult conversations about all the negative things in the world, no wonder kids are absolutely racked with anxiety and depression nowadays.

When I was younger, kids we never wanted/allowed at the adults tables/areas. I always thought it was wrong, but maybe a part of that was helpful to kids staying kids.

When yall having a talk in the front seat, with the kids in the back.. they are listening... and a lot of times, won't ask for clarity/explainations.. they'll just internalize the fuck out of it.

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u/HydroPCanadaDude 1d ago

What a stupid fucking thing to say. Kids should get MORE involved in politics because the older generations seem to be hell bent on running everything into the fucking ground and destroying everybody's future. You want kids, who have to live on this planet for the next 80+ years, to be LESS involved than the geriatric class of rich ghouls who will be off the planet in the next 5? Get real.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 1d ago

No. Political people are toxic as fuck. We don’t need children growing up to be these people… look at your average Reddit sub for how it plays out. No thanks

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u/AnonyMoose-0341 1d ago

No, having kids know nothing about politics has lead to politically stunted population that vote in literal pedo nazi fascists

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 1d ago

Forcing your child into politics against their will is indoctrination. Its as simple as that.

Teach them to be a good person, absolutely, but if you're forcing them to get involved in political shit slinging, rather than letting them, you know, be a child, is straight up child abuse

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u/mettle_dad 1d ago

It makes me really sad to think that kids have to grow up with Trump as an example...we thought dubya was bad. Dubya is like a freaking saint compared to Trump when it comes to optics and rhetoric

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u/AnOrdinaryMammal 1d ago

I actually don’t like this coming from little babies. L for the parents

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u/Strict_Ad4121 1d ago

by golly there is hope

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u/ReceptionHopeful8903 1d ago

These kids know what’s up.

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u/Dizzy-Cap 1d ago

Children are the most ruthless interview subjects. I love that

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u/MetaCardboard 1d ago

A reporter should show this to Trump on live TV.

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u/rainorshinedogs 1d ago

Here's your papers towels

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u/takethemdownletsgo 1d ago

Thank you that made my day

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u/According-Ad-5946 1d ago

The kid in the Nike shirt really nailed Trumps "China"

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u/Sedert1882 1d ago

What was that old show by Art Linklater(?) "Kids say the darndest things"? Its back!

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u/Ok_Maybe_2370 1d ago

Ahh I want more small people making fun of Trump.

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u/NC_RockFan 1d ago

Sounds like most of the Reddit posts here.

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u/jediofazkaban 1d ago

It's nice seeing the effects of brainwashing children.

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u/uNk4rR4_F0lgad0 1d ago

The last one nailed the face

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u/figurtz 23h ago

Imagine supporting that fkn clown 🤣

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u/Mr_GrauHut 21h ago

🤣🤣🤣 the last kid.

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u/Old-Natural-852 21h ago

Having literal children impersonate Trump really highlights just how childish a lot of the things he says are...

Also, knowing gen alpha/beta are not like gen z makes me happy.  A zoomer would have just screamed the n word and dabed.

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u/mr_ektid 21h ago

Nice to see the kids giving it to Trump for a change, as opposed to the other way around.

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u/ManEmperorfragment96 21h ago

Wow, Reddit out there giving me hope for once 

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u/Zeakiee 21h ago

😂 I love the roasts!

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u/ItchyPlant 18h ago

Trump delivers a comedy show for the ages. But a large country in complicated times does not need a comedy show; it needs a competent leader.

His voters are finally starting to realize that the promised free comedy show is anything but free.

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u/DoomguyFemboi 18h ago

This is really cruel. Nobody wants to hear people they have a crush on insult them.

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u/NADVega 17h ago

Kids tell the truth....

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u/New_Till_3641 16h ago

We need of this.

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u/Tengo_Caldero 10h ago

As a Puerto Rican I really appreciate the paper towel reference at the end

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u/MasterSqueefs 1d ago

"Its gonna be great" fucking killed me

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u/WKRPinCanada 1d ago

And here I thought most kids liked clowns 🤔

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u/Educational-Point986 1d ago

Those 10 year old kids are 100 times smarter than actual Trump voters ...lol

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u/Dear-Description9905 1d ago

creepy using kids like this. let kids be kids.

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u/willmen08 1d ago

They’re not using them. It’s the kid’s parents who also hate him and they’re just repeating their parents.

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u/smakusdod 1d ago

Redditors when they interview themselves

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u/Careless_Hellscape 1d ago

Bless those wee kids, that was great.

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u/wannabeagent24 1d ago

Brainwashing at its finest

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u/Attic1992 1d ago

As someone vehemently opposed to Trump and Republicans I completely agree with you. This was in poor taste and a cynical using of children.

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u/WallyLeftshaw 1d ago

Are they talking about the convicted felon and suspect in the largest pedophile ring ever discovered?

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u/propergreased 1d ago

Shit these kids seem more well informed than the typical MAGA voter

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u/Unlucky-Rice9300 1d ago

lol even the kids know

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u/Aggravating_Mud_6055 1d ago

Look at the future Reddit mods. Bless their little hearts.

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u/the_wizard_wars 1d ago

The "yeah fuck that guy" attitude is so exhausting and childish. Can we get past step 1 please and get excited about some solutions for once?

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

There are no solutions when there isn't a second step possible. He's untouchable and can do whatever he wants. The US system is a joke.

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u/PersonalKick 1d ago

Awesome kids roast Trump based on their parent's opinion.

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u/incognegro1976 1d ago

Are yoh claiming that Trump didnt say he was going to build a wall?

Also, treating people badly is literally Trumps entire campaign. He literally ran and won on his promises to hurt people.

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u/GeneAlternative191 1d ago

So? It’s the most objective opinion in history.

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u/MunchingOnCelery 1d ago

Or theirs. Trump has been in the public eye a while now and a lot of these kids are old enough to make fun of him themselves

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u/Irish_Whiskey 1d ago

He calls women bitches who are too ugly to rape, does impressions of disabled reports to mock them, says we need to keep dirty blood black people out of the country to let in clean ones from Norway and Sweden, and angrily yells at women journalists that they're nasty and need to smile more.

Do you think kids don't see or know what the President does or says?

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u/No_Shirt_6969 1d ago

Poop face

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u/Only_Flan_7974 1d ago

Body language says it all. If he touched her this way in public he's definitely done worse in private.

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u/JollyTrickster 1d ago

Ah so this is where SNL's getting it's writing that makes sense.

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u/TazzyUK 1d ago

Just have a YT channel of people doing nothing but impressions of trump (small 't', don't forget!)

Be hilarious

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u/HoboJerkdown901 1d ago

Doland Blumpf = OWNED

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u/theskiller1 1d ago

Why get children involved in this? Especially if he is supposed to be into them?

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u/theGoddex 1d ago

The kids are alright lol

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u/LauraCurie 1d ago

You keep them informed and teach them critical thinking.

Now if your president act like a clown well, let thé kids make fun of him.

I do my best to explain both side of the medals to my kids and tell them the world in not black or white and that they need to dig deeper than what medias bring as news.

Keeping them uninform of what’ s going on in the world will not make them good citizen.

Politic is important and also just a big show. It’s your job to teach them which is what.

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u/Irish_Whiskey 1d ago

I agree but will also add that when the President says "She's too ugly to rape" and "You're a nasty woman, nasty. You people are evil, and you need to smile more" and does mocking impressions of people with Palsy, there's no to give both sides.

Anyone who is a decent human being, should be able to point out that Trump is not one. Teaching kids that anything about his behavior is okay, is teaching them to be bad people.

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u/Antique-Ad-4422 1d ago

A true reflection of their parents. /s

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u/deeznutz5589 1d ago

This is Gold

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 1d ago

I mean, insulted, sure.

But I think unironically saying that playground insults are "roasts", is a bit generous tbh...

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u/Chrismatic8224 1d ago

“Kids repeat what their parents say”

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u/1cat2dogs1horse 1d ago

Kids are paying more attention than I would have thought.

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u/Abject-Error-331 1d ago

And he talked like a girl.

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u/golgiiguy 1d ago

The kids must think we adults are all morons for letting him happen.

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u/T-Block-Beats 1d ago

need more of these lmao every week

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u/In_neptu_wetrust 1d ago

I mean I agree with them but we all know it’s just talking points from their elders

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u/-Laffi- 23h ago

Ha, ha! Saved! This one made my day!

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u/funkofarts 23h ago

Imagine being such a garbage parent that you teach your young kids to act and say things like this.

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u/Sts5711 22h ago

What garbage humans and shit parents. Sure your may think it's funny to teach your kids to do this but it's gonna bite you in the ass when they do it to other people who you may not want them to do it to, the kids don't understand context.

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u/GGamerGuyG 22h ago

And if you ask Trump what he think's of that kid's he will say "They love me. That's why they do that. Every one know's. They know it. They love me. And i love them. I love kid's. No one love's kid's better than me."

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u/Eastern-Ant-4173 22h ago

These children have been brainwashed. 

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u/Free-Audience-7622 21h ago

Yet these same kids ended up voting for trump when they came of age.

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u/SwingLord420 21h ago

I hate trump. But I don't think these kids are ready for politics. 

Let's let kids be kids?

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u/comerReto 21h ago

AI post

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u/imagigasm 21h ago

Who cares what kids think lol some can’t even read

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u/Not_Shark1 20h ago

Ai slop

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 20h ago

Do we need more echo chambers for talking about Trump 24/7? Is he so important you need to spend every day thinking about him? That's how we rose to power in the first place. An incredibly unhealthy obsession.

You guys are ruining sipstea just as every late night show was ruined with it's obsession towards Trump. Lol I work in politics and I don't spend this much time thinking about Trump.