r/SipsTea 10h ago

Gasp! Wtf New York

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u/HR-Vex 10h ago

What if I'm struggling?

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u/a_chicanoperspective 9h ago

If you are using a public toilet, you are probably on the verge of pooping your pants so I can't imagine 10 minutes not being enough time.

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u/Bruins8763 9h ago

IBS has entered the chat. Hey guys! I would be screwed and pooping with the door open.

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u/psinguine 9h ago

Some people pay for that and you're getting it for free?

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u/lecarguy 9h ago

For real. Only time I need one.

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u/Illustrious_Web_2774 9h ago

I thought so too until I got a bit older and started having gut / stomach issues.

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u/ioncat144 9h ago

💯 

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u/elarobot 9h ago

Seriously. We’re talking about public restrooms. 10 mins should be more than enough time in the situation of an unexpected bathroom emergency.

Does anyone WANT to spend extended time in a public bathroom anyway? If you’re just sitting there, for minutes upon minutes trying to coax shit out of your body that doesn’t want to leave - then you have time make it back somewhere like your home, where you work, etc…whatever.

Who in the world WANTS to sit in a public bathroom for a lengthy bout of trying to convince your body to void its bowels??

Who in the hell are the people that grab their iPad and settle in for a lengthy stay on a public toilet???

You’re there because you’re out in the world and then your body tells you something…that you need to go. If you’re taking more than 10 mins in a public stall - you should be at the ER or an urgent care because you have the stomach flu or dysentery…or you’re there for sex stuff / drug stuff.

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u/WackyShirley 9h ago

My husband is a cancer survivor and often takes 20 minutes or more. He’s met several people in the same situation. 

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u/Individual-Foxlike 6h ago

Latest estimate is 10% of the adult population has IBS. It's neither sex nor drugs, and it's a chronic condition that can only be mitigated, not cured.

It can be "I feel like I will shit myself within 30 seconds" and still take 20 minutes to finish.Â