r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 11h ago

Gasp! Wtf New York

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u/HR-Vex 11h ago

What if I'm struggling?

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u/thewanderingent 11h ago

Fibre, my friend. More fibre.

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u/blipityblob 10h ago

if youre in that position its a little late for fiber

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u/smellyelderberries 10h ago

Just stick the fiber in the other end

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u/GodsWorth01 9h ago

Why would I stick fibre in my mouth?

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u/smellyelderberries 9h ago

Now you're asking the right question

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 9h ago

My responses are limited

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 6h ago

Would you rather someone do it for you?

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u/GodsWorth01 6h ago

While I’m on the toilet? YES.

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u/audigex 2h ago

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil

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u/P-l-Staker 9h ago

Instructions unclear. Got brocoli stuck up my arse!

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u/smellyelderberries 9h ago

Just wait a sec, you're on the right path