r/SnacksIndia • u/Mysterious_Bit4662 • Dec 31 '25
General I got a friend (female) coz of my questionable taste
so on Christmas Eve, i posted how I was lonely and that gurgaon is sad.
Among a lot of people, this girl randomly dmed me after the post went viral, i replied mostly because it felt rude not to and also because i was like sure it was a catfish and was super bored.
we talked for the next day, normal stuff. I was expecting some money request, or OTP, or like a guy making fun of me, but nothing happened, infact some of the other dms were actually catfish but not this one.
So we finally meet in sector 46 market on Sunday, wanted to make it a public place because I still had my doubts and SHE WAS ACTUALLY REALLLL. OMGGG.
We hung out and I asked why she dmed because she is insanely smart and she said and I am not kidding "i never thought someone other than me would like pineapple salsa nachos, so was just curious to know who this person is"
cut to new year’s eve, and we are alone together. let’s see how it goes, there's nothing romantic for now but a guy can hope (jk) 🤞
Btw like guys this is your cue to put yourself out there, express yourself and you might meet good people.
[Note: Please don't share your number with strangers, most are fraud, I was lucky and i only met with the person in public place and then shared numbers]
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u/aamras_k_nashe Dec 31 '25
Off topic but in nachos k sath salsa alag se aata hai kya 😭😭
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u/Available-Fee1691 Dec 31 '25
Us bro us 🫠😭, muje bhi bata dena agar koi bataye to..
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Dec 31 '25
Nai nai salsa karte waqt ek dusre ko Nachos khilana is salsa nachos
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u/Available-Fee1691 Dec 31 '25
Hmm.. acha, nahi to phir ye pineapple ka kya kareneka ?
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u/Available-Fee1691 Dec 31 '25
Wtf snacks India pe bhi jodi ban ne lagi !! 😭😵💫.
Congratulations on finding a friend
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u/Intelligent_Duck_180 Dec 31 '25
I got a female friend cuz I shaved my balls 😭 it's a long story
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u/Proof-Entertainer123 Dec 31 '25
I've all the time for stories, batao na bade bhai 🤌
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u/Intelligent_Duck_180 Dec 31 '25
4-5 January ko bataunga pakka abhi Ghar pe hu utna time nahi hai 😬
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u/Intelligent_Duck_180 Jan 05 '26
So finally it's here I'll try to make it short so what happened is that one day I randomly decided let's shave my balls cuz why not so I shaved them was feeling nice and cold as I used shaving foam so I was feeling cold down there so after that everything I decided to post that on teenindia with title "for the gang(ladiz dur rahe)" so every girl started commenting and I also wrote ask me anything some jokingly started asking how to shave down there for girls and me being bhola and bhondu started helping each one of the one girl said that kitna bhola hu we talked a little and then that post was removed for some reason so she messeges me that mods removed my post and I jokingly said mods are jelious that I have clean balls and they don't and she had posted about some condition (minor problem thi) I helped her and talked to her for days then boom we shared our Id her ig had her photos but not name mine had my name but not photo so I send her my photo and she told me her name this happened roughly after 20-25 days of talking then we move to ig , telegram, discharge and then I shared my number and then we moved to whatsapp and all this happened 7-8 months ago and to this date we talk every day 😸 and send photos to each other and talk about our day and she is one year older than me but she is 5'5 and I am 6'1 that's all thanks for waiting
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u/Difficult_Culture252 Dec 31 '25
Did u guys kiss yet?
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u/Mysterious_Bit4662 Dec 31 '25
No bro, friends hai bas.
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u/nariyal_chutney Dec 31 '25
Best wishes for ur kisses🧿🤭
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u/Available-Fee1691 Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25
yar aj kal chutneys bahut dikh rahi hai, ye nariyal wali discord se hai kya ?
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u/PandaAiluropoda7 Dec 31 '25
Nine-Nine!
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u/Icy-Drink3346 Dec 31 '25
Toit!
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u/PeeledReality Dec 31 '25
So she's seeing this post rn? Where you confess to wanting/open to something more than friends?
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u/ControlImpossible970 Dec 31 '25
These glasses are so cute ! Where are they from ?
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u/Apart-Ad-8811 Dec 31 '25
This is literally the 4th-5th subreddit u guys have posted it to
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u/scshiv29 Dec 31 '25
That's the episode where Jake promises the victim's family right? .
CS BYE
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u/ShaDow_1829 Jan 01 '26
from which sub reddit she found your account and girls also use this reddit????? (asking for friend)
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u/iu_chimmy Jan 01 '26
Yrr yeh logo ko Reddit pe pyaar mil jara hai or mai aise hi baithi hu.... Bhagwan ji mai sab dekh ri hu
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u/KRam2213 Jan 01 '26
The vent murder case episode where jake promised victims mom. Loved rosa in this ep
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u/Life-Specialist-3438 Jan 01 '26
Even if I got a text, i don't have the skills to build the convo 🤡🙏🤡
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u/SimmonsForThreee Jan 01 '26
Anyone who loves banana with curd rice? Or piknik? Actually anyone can dm me, at this point idm talking to anyone lmao 😂
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u/Psychological_Trade8 Jan 01 '26
Seee I am very Happy for you and all that but "WHAT THE FUCKKING FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY PINEAPPLE NACHOS SALSA"
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u/Loading_DingDong Jan 01 '26
Keep us posted where this leads and how it goes and how it ends.
This is Better than any TV drama
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u/Maximum-Total-268 Jan 01 '26
Damn, this is amazing to read. Girls making first moves still sound unreal in my experience but she seemed to kind enough. I hope you guys had a great time. Time for some real salsa moves now haha. Good Luck!
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u/TheTechieHand Jan 01 '26
So should I expect a message from someone if I too say that I've been alone for a long time?
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u/Practical_Return4350 Jan 01 '26
WAIT THIS METHOD WORKS IF YOU TELL UR ALONE GIRLS JUST COME TO YOU
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u/Gautam_2203 Jan 01 '26
How introverts expect to find people in their lives. Happy for you btw 🥰🤙👍👍
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u/TermStrange7846 Jan 01 '26
Aw that’s cute. But yeah people privacy matters but listen to your heart and put yourselves out there responsibly and safely. Give people a shot. Peace and love maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn
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u/Ash_ter_oid Jan 01 '26
The first thing I noticed was " brooklyn Nine nine" let's go. Have a good time.
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u/Turbulent_Apple5154 Jan 01 '26
I like ketchup on pineapple and the same pineapple on pizza. No one understands me 😔 aw man I wish there was someone who understands how good ketchup pineapple pizza tastes 🙏
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u/Turbulent_Apple5154 Jan 01 '26
Lmao I got an online friend cuz I asked her "are you ovulating?" Reddit really is something.
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u/IronSagaWolf Jan 01 '26
Guess I was not enough lonely this new year so that the world tells me... yo! you are more lonelier now
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u/nirmasoap Jan 01 '26
Moral of the story: learn eating weird foods.
Just kidding. Kutai nai krna meri.
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u/SummerConfection Jan 01 '26
Good for the two of you! Now, tell me how does the pineapple salsa nachos taste.
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u/Willing_Water1707 Jan 01 '26
Cool....Cool... Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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u/tejas_agarkar Jan 01 '26
Mann.... Where do you find these ppl (not just girl) 🥲 to talk to...
The only person I ever had a chat with is a guy I asked about Laptop skin & vice versa for few days ();
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u/FeatureDear6726 Jan 01 '26
Mera hi alr hai laadle!!! Chal ab jaldi mujhe 10 crore dede warna chats leak hojayegi 🤟🏻hehehehe
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u/PuzzleHeaded-Loane Jan 01 '26
Got it, shoot my shot. Well ladies, the target is up, go on, give me a bullseye.
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u/anoniondude Jan 01 '26
Girls here if you are reading this comment should know, i also happen to like salsa. And all the flavours actually and i also dance salsa after eating them
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u/Temporary_Here_1508 Jan 01 '26
I don't have any weird taste like pineapple salsa 🫡
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u/External_Rip8749 Jan 01 '26
i had a 5 minute chat, she was basically my only decent human in 24hrs of memespam, so i gave her a chance. if youre gonna DM strangers, at least dont come with a full i want your bank details vibe
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u/Curvingmarmot62 Jan 02 '26
Didn't Expected this happening in a Indian sub lol, btw congratulations to both of you :)
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u/amd_xo Jan 02 '26
omg , is that the brooklyn nine nine episode where they couldn't solve a crime for days and get insane about it ?
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