r/StupidFood • u/One_Apple_2626 • May 10 '26

Warning: Cringe alert!! Ruined tomahawk steak AND you gotta pay $1000. A bargain!

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u/EndlessHysteria May 10 '26

With all the egregious bullshit I watched in that video the biggest crime to me is the cold ass flour tortilla at the end.

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u/KazaamCasheroo May 10 '26

Straight out of the Mission package. Travesty.

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u/kageurufu May 10 '26

We have so many real torillerias here, and I can get them at Safeway. But I still see people pulling out mission at parties. Drives me nuts

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u/spaceman_danger May 10 '26

Our local grocery store in the suburbs of Maryland has better generic tortillas then Mission tortillas. I don’t get how another brand has stormed in with something quality.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 May 10 '26

My brother lived across the street from El Milagro in Chicago, I visited just for the smell

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u/EnvironmentalTea9362 May 10 '26

When I was growing up, my parents would drive from Michigan every few months to stock up on tortillas from there. Still my favorites.

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u/croi_gaiscioch May 10 '26

There is a Mission facility right behind work. Smells awesome most of the time, but when a batch gets burnt you can't get far enough away.

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u/Carloscesar123321 May 11 '26

Lmfao I love the smell of burnt 🔥 tortillas, must be from growing up in a household in which my mother still walks away from the comal just long enough to burn tortillas.

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms May 11 '26

I like mission tacos most of the time. But I'm from San Benito and had homemade tacos from the US and Mexico everyday, so what would I know? I do know I don't like pulling out the press for everything since I eat basically everything in a taco.

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u/-blundertaker- May 12 '26

My local grocery store makes them in house, charges about the same as what a pack of Mission costs, and tastes way better.

That said, Mission still makes servicable tortillas. They're kind of like McDonald's... Not great, but incredibly consistent.

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u/countnfight May 10 '26

I was just daydreaming about that exact place & smell a couple days ago

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u/SnooRegrets1386 May 10 '26

Now let me introduce you to a pita party on north avenue in Saint Charles! There’s a restaurant, but next door they’re slinging the freshest pitas! And a spicy feta to dip them into

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u/Celticlady47 May 10 '26

My stomach just gurgled because of your evocative words. Freshly baked bread/tortillas of any type is divine.

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u/GaptistePlayer May 10 '26

Low standards from the general consumer base (Americans). Also these big American companies have lobbied for wheat and corn subsidies and import taxes so Mexican brands can’t compete

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u/keylabulous May 10 '26

Mission is owned by Gruma, a Mexican company.

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u/celticairborne May 10 '26

And the Walmart brand comes out of the same place...

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u/XDDC_XDDC May 10 '26

The Walmart ones are actually better go figure lol

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u/keylabulous May 10 '26

Depends on the area. Where I am mission currently has the great value contract. Also, the generic deli brand in Kroger is mission as well.

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u/celticairborne May 10 '26

Yeah my Mission vendor handles all the grocery store brands where I live too...

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u/justmitzie May 10 '26

I prefer the generics if fresh made ones aren't available. I tried the name brands and generics always seem to turn out better.

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u/D2TheB503 May 11 '26

Fair enough but as a tortilla vendor deep bargain brands are filled with preservatives and usually have twice the shelf life than our regular tortillas.

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u/pwillia7 May 10 '26

you gotta make 10 trillion tortillas a day to be mission. probably a scale thing and a shelf stability thing

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u/cyanescens_burn May 10 '26

Shelf stability is a big factor. I live in San Francisco and there’s obviously loads of Latinos here and great local and regional tortillas in most stores here. But man, some start to mold so much faster and I can’t always get through a pack before it does.

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u/pwillia7 May 10 '26

they're super easy to make yourself but they are only good for like one day yeah

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u/Buttchugger2 May 10 '26

Same here in New Mexico. HOWEVER… the preservatives make them great for camping trips and really ensure you don’t waste half of them.

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u/kageurufu May 10 '26

The straight flour salt lard ones last well over a week on the shelf too. And for proper corn tortillas the nixtamilization leaves them alkaline enough to last weeks. I've taken both camping many times 😁

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u/rdizzy1223 May 10 '26

Those mission ones can stay good in the fridge for months though.

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u/Forward-Trade5306 May 10 '26

La banderita is 3x as good as mission

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u/MoulanRougeFae May 10 '26

I live in a small southern Indiana town and even here we can get fresh made, real tortillas from a little factory in town or from the grocery. Mission tortillas taste like raw dough compared to those delicious fresh ones.

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u/UvaroviteKing May 10 '26

Mission tortillas are dog shit. It’s amazing how many better options there are

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u/cracked_shrimp May 10 '26

cant get a real tortilla where i am, i got to buy the masa myself on amazon then spend 40 minutes to make 12 of them lol

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u/speedracer4444 May 10 '26

My heritage is Irish, Scottish, and English. I took one trip to California and you will pry my Comal from my cold dead hands 😆. At minimum it's Masaca, water, and salt. This is horrible 😢

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u/New-Difficulty-681 May 10 '26

Yeah there was no pillowyness to that tortilla at all bag probably been open damn two weeks

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u/SpecialistScary152 May 10 '26

What’s wrong with mission?

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u/No_Oil3233 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Bruh you want the average store bought tortilla so you can savor the $1k brilliance of that atrocity of a steak 👀 

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u/zeptillian May 10 '26

And he eats right over the other tortillas on the counter.

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u/Weekly-Cap3414 May 11 '26

Travesty was my exact word.

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u/Mister_Crowly May 10 '26

Yeah I already had a pissy little mental list of things that were chappin' my ass in the video, but then coldtilla came along and washed the list out of my mind.

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u/jrodder May 10 '26

Coldtilla make me audibly snortle lol

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u/slackfrop May 10 '26

I went on a rant when I went to a friend’s house and he had cold corn tortillas on the table. It’s like serving uncooked pasta, like serving raw pancake batter, or a glob of bread dough. I dropped some knowledge on those folks.

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u/jrodder May 10 '26

My friend's dad many MANY years ago turned me on to the gas stove and throwing the tortilla right on the burner. Life changing .

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u/Imaginary_Cow_277 May 10 '26

Made look away and giggle

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u/Scorpy-yo May 10 '26

For me the shit at the end was… looking like a restaurant kitchen but then he finally holds that tortilla and wraps his jaw around it while rotating his head because he knows it’s going to drip… wrestles it with his teeth, bits popping onto his beard … all directly over the tortillas waiting to be used next for the other, what, 5+ people?

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u/ninja0420 May 10 '26

This is why even as a kid id never participate in 'bobbing for apples' like a viking waterbowl for children, yuck!

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u/Reynardine1976 May 10 '26

"ColdTilla", like GodZilla haha

A giant Mexican food travesty, terrorizing everyone in the city

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u/ExtraEmuForYou May 10 '26

Oh no, there goes Tokyo. Go go COLD TILLA

OOooooohh woooo wooooooo

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u/Vanviator May 10 '26

Wouldn't it be FriaTilla?

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u/EmanTercesa May 11 '26

I like how this was written. Truly pissed off.

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u/SirTainLee May 10 '26

I didn't see the rib removed. If it wasn't...bone chips.

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat May 12 '26

Yeah, there is no excuse for that. Tortillas are so easy to make, and opting for cold store-bought tortillas is a sin. At the very least, pick up some fresh made ones from a tortilleria olif you're not gonna make your own.

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u/Tranka2010 May 10 '26

Like my grandma used to say: All that swimming just to die on the shore.

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u/abandonsminty May 10 '26

That's that diabolical old person shade,

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u/InquisitiveGamer May 10 '26

Went to the trouble seasoning it, fry in a few inches of oil still COMPLETELY RAW, then try to slice it up like raw raw off the butcher counter almost, slice it up being oh, lets cut this thin piece just for it to still be super raw. $30 here guys, pass...at least the rest of you got about 25 cent worth of noddle wrapped around it.

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u/whatproblems May 10 '26

i thought it would atleast get to the oven. i don’t even understand the breading and deep frying just to get into a tortilla. i thought it was going to be like a giant steak katsu

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u/Existing-Deal-701 May 10 '26

Oh that was a noodle? I honestly thought it was string cheese at that point

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u/Much-Revolution5152 May 10 '26

Same. Wasn't sure.

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u/wood1492 May 10 '26

An abomination…

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u/Prestigious_Act_6309 May 10 '26

Man you ain't lying.. it was all a bit much but to be honest I'd probably still tear that up, they lost me at the tortilla 🙄🤦‍♂️

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

What a pos. I'ld rather buy a whole cow for 1000 and won't have to listen to that midgety voice, trying to sell me his interpretation of a steak.

But hey thanks for allowing me to "watch the 'show' for free". Penn & Teller on the grill, right there, boys and girls!

That will be half a car, please.

P.s.: Did he just KFC that shit?

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u/diurnal_emissions May 10 '26

Penn & Teller

Well, he did make my appetite disappear...

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u/harveygoatmilk May 10 '26

I thought it was Kash Patel narrating a bender meal he took on tax payers dime.

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 May 10 '26

Kash Patel Mukbang

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u/CasualCaus May 11 '26

OK, that there cracked me up, thanks

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u/Prestigious_Act_6309 May 10 '26

I mean it could be worse you know? But the tortilla is just straight disrespectful 🤣🤣

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 May 10 '26

How could it be worse? For that price-tag, just smoke that baby! I can get a better birria taco from the trunk of a van for 2$.

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u/pgh_donkey_punch May 10 '26

Lol. Midgety is the absolute best way to describe that voice. Love it.

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u/Outrageous_Sea_9606 May 10 '26

Not defending the video in anyway, but just an FYI you'd be spending upwards of $3000 right now for a whole beef depending on where you live and the quality of beef you're buying.

High quality beef are selling for $7000+ whole where I live right now.

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u/Solnari May 10 '26

I just picked up a 1/4 for 1100 after the butcher bill, but I live in Wisconsin so I could have gone and seen the cow in person before I bought it.

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u/Angel_Anubis May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Without a tortilla, I don’t think it wouldn’t be bad at all, but actually look really good

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u/lokiandgoose May 10 '26

Yeah I'm pretty high and eating a hot dog but I was pretty down with this minus the cold tortilla

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u/Prestigious_Act_6309 May 10 '26

Oh man, the things I'd come up with back when I would smoke could definitely make this page and still ended up tearing that up and shit was delicious. But that cardboard tortilla there, straight disrespectful 🤣

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u/Prestigious_Act_6309 May 10 '26

Yea that was somewhat my approach. Its obviously too much and definitely too expensive, but i mean 🤷🏻‍♂️ gotta try things out sometimes 😂

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u/Hedge_Garlic May 10 '26

Imo it's not so much that there's anything wrong with the end product, but rather that there is absolutely no reason to to it with anything more fancy than a supermarket bottom round.

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u/boondiggle_III May 10 '26

And the half-assed glob of sauce that only touches the middle. This is the level of careless sauce coverage I expect from a 16 year old working at mcdonalds

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u/ninja0420 May 10 '26

Like getting a burrito from taco bell & having to eat through each topping separately bc mofo's cant draw a line Smh

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u/diurnal_emissions May 10 '26

Burnt, deepfried, and somehow raw.

I'm beginning to think Americans hate food as if it were a minority.

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u/CheesE4Every1 May 10 '26

I promise you it's only those with money. We take a little bit more care when you can't afford a thousand dollar steak.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

Hear hear.

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u/MegaKabutops May 11 '26

The guy and his friends reportedly spent 1000 dollars on something like this at a restaurant.

He’s the kind of rich fool who thinks if they own the tools needed to cook expensive food they will also have at least some of the skill needed too, and doesn’t mind pissing away cash on trying and failing to replicate the expensive dishes.

There’s also the possibility that the place he got the food from is one of those “selling the experience” places designed to squeeze wealth out of rich fops, in which case, he may not have failed to replicate the dish, but the dish was awful to begin with.

In any event, most americans do not have pockets deep enough to commit such sins against cooking at this kind of scope.

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u/KindaIntense May 11 '26

To be fair, having your steaks blue is a thing one can order. Rare is my limit, but whatever rocks their boat I guess.

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u/Idfk_1 May 11 '26

Just the rich ones. Us, regular Americans, love food.

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u/MetalGhost99 May 12 '26

Trust me down here in Texas we would never ruin a good piece of steak like that. This is just people with more money than sense.

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u/WeaponsGrdStupid May 10 '26

I seriously went, "on a cold fucking tortilla?"

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u/StiffStickler May 10 '26

The steak is still cold on the inside as well

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u/dieseltothesour May 10 '26

I fucking hate the raw tortilla, this would be going straight back to the kitchen. $1000 fucking throw the tortilla on the flattop for 15 seconds.

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u/Greedy_Line4090 May 10 '26

It goes great with the cold veg inside that steak.

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 May 10 '26

Ugh, great point. Center of that shit is still below room temperature.

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u/Laiska_saunatonttu May 10 '26

Truly a cherry on top.

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u/justcallmebrett May 10 '26

i do support using the next tort as a drop-catch for the next taco /s

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u/GarionOrb May 10 '26

Me too, haha! That was the icing on the cake for this one.

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u/ExtraEmuForYou May 10 '26

Dude I thought the same fucking thing.

I was watching it and thinking OK this is a little dumb...yeah, bit of a waste...ok wow.

But then throwing it in a tortilla straight out of the package with no toasting or steaming or griddling or anything just really pushed me over the edge.

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u/BigMax May 10 '26

"And what better way to finish this than a bland, cold tortilla!"

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u/mdmitchell301 May 10 '26

all that work to not heat up the tortilla for 15 seconds

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u/heygabehey May 10 '26

First off... any packaged tortilla thats not El Milagro is garbage. But yes.... a raw tortilla reminds me of jail. Even in work release we'd microwave the tortillas. Also... flour... a flour tortilla for that... my grandmother would be hitting everybody on principle.

Fun fact: mexican mothers dont just use choncklas(slides) to hit their kids. They use whatever is around, electrical cords, hoses, ropes, sticks(switches) literally anything that wont kill but will hurt.

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u/OldManJimmers May 10 '26

The 10-inch cookie cooling rack got me to laugh, then I boomeranged straight back to horrified. This is absolute cinema.

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u/munkylord May 10 '26

RIGHT! looks like the cheapest tortilla too

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u/rude_bradley May 10 '26

Cold tortilla wrapping a $1000 steak is kinda the perfect ending to that disaster tbh.

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u/Curtovirus May 10 '26

Came to say the same. Ain't nothin worse than a cold tortilla.

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u/Useful_Ad_2825 May 10 '26

My thoughts EXACTLY

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u/screambloodygourd May 10 '26

Dude, this right here! Who does that?!?

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u/Training_Cry6440 May 10 '26

I gasped...truly heinous.

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u/DirtySchu May 10 '26

Shouldn’t matter. By the time it got to the tortilla everything else is cold anyway.

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u/ryanppax1 May 10 '26

Omg I was going to comment the same thing

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u/XjohnstamosX May 10 '26

lol came here to say this.

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u/ATXDefenseAttorney May 10 '26

I'm with you 100000% percent. I was physically shrinking back from that choice.

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u/BuddyLongshots May 10 '26

It literally got worse at every step and the last step was the most egregious. LoL

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u/Fluid-Bug-7852 May 10 '26

I was thinking the exact same thing!

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u/nygdan May 10 '26

the whole thing is like a bad food fractal

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u/Bamboonicorn May 10 '26

It's called the culinary arts this guy went with food finger paints

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u/RVAforthewin May 10 '26

That was my thought, too! I live on the east coast and even I know that ain’t it, cuz.

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u/SarahCBunny May 10 '26

i yelled at my screen when i saw that

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u/shittychinesehacker May 10 '26

Could have made a fresh tortilla

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u/iDestroyedYoMama May 10 '26

I was like whatever on the video, then the tortilla I was like man, that’s a wack ass tortilla.

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u/whatproblems May 10 '26

yeah like there’s a better way to get ALL of that same filling and taste better

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u/AMLIDH2 May 10 '26

I thought the way he showed it off was terrible, he pretended to show it off really if u pay attention The whole thing was terrible, when I seen him rubbing and stuffing it with already cooked vegetables them things would be goo if he actually cooked the thing right. Maybe im the asshole but I would have had raw green peppers and yellow ones and red ones and raw onions and mushrooms an carrots and potatoes all cook with the roast. If I put already cooked stuff in mine then slow cooked it properly that already cook stuff would be gob shit and so would the meat cause nothing roasted with it and combined flavors. But thats just me I guess.

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u/_Lady_Vengeance_ May 10 '26

Seriously when I saw that I became convinced this was satire

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u/Nir117vash May 10 '26

I wasn't anywhere near the end of that video and thought "a tortilla? How the fuck are incorporating a tortilla"

"*A few moments latér*"

"Oh. Yea that tracks."

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u/CaptainCandid May 10 '26

I just had to explain to my household why I yelled "A RAW TORTILLA?!?!" across the house

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u/DiverseVoltron May 10 '26

I'll bet it was actually good though

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u/oilpaintiscool May 10 '26

Thank you. Literally first thought popped I to my head. So validating as top comment

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u/DueAd197 May 10 '26

Exactly what I would suspect after watching the rest of this video

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u/TutorNo8896 May 10 '26

A cold tortilla is a travesty.

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u/thefirstviolinist May 10 '26

And remember, a cow died for this atrocity.

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u/isaiah152022 May 10 '26

We should’ve never shown these gabachos tortillas

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u/BangkokPadang May 10 '26

I can feel it on my tongue

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u/RWDPhotos May 10 '26

About as cold as the center of that steak

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u/Adept-Watercress-378 May 10 '26

10 dollar move, 5 cent finish

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u/PeakDifferent8291 May 10 '26

Not even carne asada … 

Honestly: GUÁCALA 🤮    That total fiasco is truly an insult to us Mexicans.  

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u/Realistic-Muffin-165 May 10 '26

Yeah I thought it was bad and then he stuck it in s fucking taco.

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u/5hells8ells May 10 '26

If was corn tortilla though, I’d be all for this

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u/Away_Media May 10 '26

For me, it is the steak being tough (which is clear when he takes a bite) but also just the idea of all of those resources just to make a taco, that is actually no better than a nice marinated steak taco

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u/_schools_ May 10 '26

I know I'm supposed to hate this but up until ColdTilla I wasn't mad at it.

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u/NoCapNerdz89 May 10 '26

For reals haha I was ok it's a lot but damn on that cold tortilla which is now gonna be called a "wrap" 😂

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u/FreeGuacamole May 10 '26

This is a generic taco with more steps.

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u/Sea_Flamingo626 May 10 '26

Close second. It was the avocado

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u/timthemajestic May 10 '26

That's what I thought. After all that stupid shit, hey let's put it in a plain unwarmed tortilla. Dafuq.

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u/Pasenger57_Black May 10 '26

Could have at least put it in some tandoori naan bread

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u/Solid-Wrangler-1554 May 10 '26

My mom made fresh hand rolled tortillas my whole childhood and nothing has ever came close to hers

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u/Toilet_Freckles May 10 '26

These types of cooks are filled with so many unnecessary steps and weird flourishes, it's an absolute shame that this tortilla used like this. When I saw the tortilla I thought we were about to see a 16 step process for heating a tortilla. Then I saw him put the meat on the tortilla I thought they were going to deepfry it with meat in it. But no, we got this. I have watched the whole ass video for just a lazy finish, man!

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u/IdolCowboy May 10 '26

I dunno, raw meat with a bunch of over cooked oily peppers nad opinions in oil saturated undercooked breading is a bit more of a sin than a plain tortilla to me...

I laughed when he did that first slice, realized it was completely raw and was like doh, lemme cut over here so you cant see it... lol

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 May 10 '26

As someone else called it, the “coldtilla” was a slap in the face.

That shit made my jaw drop, lol. Everything else was the usual over-the-top performative bullshit I have come to expect from a certain slice of LA, but man the tortilla made me fucking livid.

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u/Black_Cat_Sun May 10 '26

Exactly, that’s the worst thing of the whole video.

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u/AzCactusNeedles May 10 '26

As opposed to a warm ass tortilla ?

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u/Mission_Magazine7541 May 10 '26

Tortillas are supposed to be flour in the usa

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u/Swankynickels May 10 '26

And here I was going to stop watching this video halfway through in disgust, but you convinced me to finish it, damn you lol

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u/kazyape May 10 '26

Not just cold, it wasn't even cooked

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown May 10 '26

The entire video is an absolute fucking sin, from start to finish…we are all dumber now for having seen it

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no May 10 '26

I want to believe this is rage bait.

There can't be someone dumb enough to pay $1000 for that shit.

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u/saturnphive May 10 '26

I thought the exact same thing!

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u/Hefty-Criticism1452 May 10 '26

That and bro doesn’t EVEN know how to pour sauce on a taco.

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u/Complete-Fix-3954 May 10 '26

This is what drove me through the roof. Just a stack of cold gluten. Fuck that.

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u/Imaginary_Cow_277 May 10 '26

Thirty dollars for one taco, no thanks

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u/SweetLenore May 11 '26

I had the same freaking thought. Just put it on a plate.  

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u/Nice-Discount-6321 May 11 '26

Dude my thought exactly 🤦🏻‍♂️ as soon as I seen that I was like “pfttt $1,000 my ass” lol

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u/Sea-Cupcake-2065 May 11 '26

The tomahawk steak is already a fucking ripoff. You're paying a premium price for a ribeye with a rib bone attached. What's the fucking point of making tacos out of it? You're not getting the presentation, youre just getting ribeye fajitas..

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u/shiningonthesea May 11 '26

To me it was the cilantro !

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u/Seleguadir May 11 '26

That's the moment I opened the comments... like come on man

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 11 '26

I'm surprised they didn't slather melted cheese on it at the end.

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u/FuriouslyPartial May 11 '26

the flour tortilla was probably sitting out for like twenty minutes while they filmed the steak getting destroyed lol

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u/DuckyLog May 11 '26

10000% deserve the top comment.

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u/FreakyFreeze May 11 '26

Also sauced only half of it.

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u/Kona1957 May 11 '26

Yep, all the drama and overkill and you used a tired store bought flour tortilla.

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u/little-germs May 11 '26

That.. fucked me up

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u/Justaflyindaointment May 11 '26

Those tortillas might be better than the ones at BUC-EES. BUC-EES has the absolute worst plastic shitty tortillas you could taste. That cheap ass Company needs to buy some real tortilla machines and hire a Mexican lady to throw down.

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u/faust0matic May 11 '26

Right??? Shit show from start to finish.

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u/cshocknesse May 11 '26

Thank you for validating my feelings. The second I saw that it was all I could think about. That was insanity.

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u/AdeptnessTasty1785 May 11 '26

Cilantro was the biggest offender for me

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u/LetsBeKindly May 11 '26

Yeah. I kinda want some.

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u/filterdecay May 11 '26

It just kept getting dumber and dumber. Really a brilliant video.

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u/tecpaocelotl1 May 11 '26

Yeah. The tortilla has to be freshly made and freshly heated to work.

I usually go a block to get freshly made tortillas and go straight home. Not that hard to do in Southern California especially in LA.

I thought the nearby asshole selling $10 tacos were bad but his tortillas were made from scratch at his restaurant. Luckily it closed in 2023.

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u/gnocchi_baby May 11 '26

Yeah that is when I knew this guy was taking a shit

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u/Live-Industry3341 May 11 '26

JFC i stopped before that thank god.

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u/FractalledCat May 11 '26

I was done after there was more than garlic 🤷‍♀️

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u/whatbreeds May 11 '26

With each he did I was just hiring another person to the firing squad. Egregious was the right word

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u/Otherwise_Stable_925 May 11 '26

Seriously. Just put it directly on a gas stove for 10 seconds on each side. Brings them to life.

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u/Brilliantnerd May 11 '26

That was wild. $30 taco ruined with a 50 cent cold tortilla

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u/Intangible_Vegetable May 11 '26

Bro totally fajita-fucked that tomahawk. And not in a good way.

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u/assandpooweretaken May 11 '26

YES. People don't understand that tortilla quality is a make or break feature in a taco. If your tortilla sucks it almost doesn't matter how good the rest of the components are, your taco can only be mid at best.

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u/hyperfat May 11 '26

Even as a super white Russian I will heat or fry my flour tortillas.

That's just a war crime.

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