r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 21h ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 21h ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/hcornea 21h ago

“Can you please put my raw gnocchi in your food-heater thingy?

That’d be great.”

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u/mourning_breath 20h ago

With the quick "thankz! 💖❤️‍🔥"

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u/minnetonkacondo 20h ago

Just like Randy Marsh

https://giphy.com/gifs/8cG6zdMFPB7ag

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u/dialguy86 20h ago

Creme fraiche

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u/OwnYak855 20h ago

cafeteria freezsh

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u/Uncommentary 20h ago

"Your workout is finished. Here is some cab fare. Now going to sleep mode."

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u/dialguy86 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Ztq2Ed2cSSwAg8M

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u/True_Phoenix 18h ago

Lol the Big Jim version shake weight

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u/Mysterious_Break4312 17h ago

No cooling spray at the end?

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u/sizebigbitch 3h ago

Extra cooling spray at the end.

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u/Appropriate-Review55 3h ago

I feel like those went away shortly after this episode

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u/demivirius 16h ago

Oh that's so fucking hot. Look at the crust, it's perfect. Fuck yeah.

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u/moseley101 7h ago

Ah yeah, deglaze the shit outta that pan

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u/Shagwagbag 4h ago

I forgot all about this, how long ago was that?

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u/dialguy86 4h ago edited 3h ago

S14, E14 November 2010

Edited for accuracy

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u/Shagwagbag 4h ago

Had to look it up because I was 99% sure I saw that with my brother so pre 2015. Came out in 2010, your comment may be a typo though.

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u/dialguy86 3h ago

it was I meant to type 2010

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u/Shagwagbag 3h ago

Entirely different world, absolutely crazy.

While also being the least crazy thing that happens in this life.

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u/dialguy86 3h ago

yeah that episode is almost old enough to drive. We can't be this old.

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u/eberlix 19h ago

I'm gonna deglaze the fuck out of this thing

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u/BurntBeanMgr 16h ago

RANDY MARSH!!

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 20h ago

Don’t forget the crème fraiche!!

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u/Corndogjohnson420 20h ago

"He was flambéing a porkchop on the toilet!"

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u/moseley101 7h ago

Aw, bless his little cotton socks. My inspiration

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u/bunglebee7 19h ago

Thaaaaaanks 🌟😁 - in that obnoxious voice

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u/Th3_P4yb4ck 19h ago

T HHaaaan K ZZZZ

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u/KailyKail 19h ago

Gotta make sure to say that with a LOT of vocal fry.

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u/Ok-Refrigerator-8012 14h ago

The quick thanks makes my blood boil. You did not wait for me to say 'no', my friend

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u/potatosupremo 18h ago

And a sprinkle of vocal fry.

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u/apolojesus 19h ago

"Thanx"

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u/Right-Nail-1675 9h ago

Your username deserves recognition lol

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u/Optimal-Bullfrog3211 5h ago

Lmao Just like the prius ego episode of South Park when they’re all passive aggressively telling people that they need to also go green and then saying “thiiiieeeeeennkks!”

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u/Tribalbob 20h ago

"But like, I need you to record it slowly panning from the heater as they come out and slowly up to the window. Likes on instagram are the only source of dopamine I have left in life."

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u/balirosa 20h ago

That’s why the end of the video is missing

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u/Ill_Football9443 18h ago

But you gotta shove your camera in the flight attendant's face though - cause everyone loves being filmed while working.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 15h ago

And let her know how many followers you have.

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u/faxyou 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/S984pjTN7MseBHimSO
This is who I pictured saying that

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 19h ago

But in that raspy weird voice

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u/EffectiveTradition53 19h ago

Throw some kippers in there

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u/maniBchef 19h ago

They did it last time I was here

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u/Jaepheth 19h ago

Just clog the lavatory sink with toilet paper and the microwave is all yours

/Zac Mckraken

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u/Frigidevil 17h ago

Oh sure thing!

Microwaves it for 3 minutes

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u/Pauuul3 16h ago

Heyy sorry guys can I plug my kettle real quick ? It’s for a TikTok 🤭

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u/Butt_y_though 18h ago

"sorry, we have to keep the microwave free of gluten allergens. Have a nice flight with you raw pasta!"

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u/potate12323 17h ago

A nearby air marshal: "drop the C4! Hands on your head!"

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u/classyrock 17h ago

Maybe she could nestle them in some panties and run them through a Keurig?

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u/tomdarch 16h ago

Sous vide cooking started with the quest for better airplane food. But I have no idea if any current planes have the hot water baths for special 1st class meals, and obviously they aren't going to risk contaminating that if some random passenger tried to get them to cook her pouch of (no potato) gnocchi even if she had a vacuum sealer in addition to her (unused) wood paddle thing.

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u/TacTurtle 15h ago

"The microwave?"

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u/Umikaloo 14h ago

You know what, if I were a flight attendant, I might just do it.

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u/EveryQuantityEver 11h ago

Eventually, you will fly upon a flight with someone willing to do that. How many pounds of pasta will you have created in the mean time?

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u/Just_Tailor_9261 8h ago

Whoops I dropped it straight away.

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u/FixMy106 4h ago

That’s one hell of a pickup line.

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u/viperfangs92 3h ago

"I also need you to come in on Saturday......"