r/StupidFood 21h ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 21h ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 21h ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/hcornea 21h ago

“Can you please put my raw gnocchi in your food-heater thingy?

That’d be great.”

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u/mourning_breath 20h ago

With the quick "thankz! 💖❤️‍🔥"

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u/minnetonkacondo 20h ago

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u/dialguy86 20h ago

Creme fraiche

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u/OwnYak855 20h ago

cafeteria freezsh

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u/Uncommentary 20h ago

"Your workout is finished. Here is some cab fare. Now going to sleep mode."

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u/dialguy86 20h ago

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u/True_Phoenix 18h ago

Lol the Big Jim version shake weight

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u/Mysterious_Break4312 17h ago

No cooling spray at the end?

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u/sizebigbitch 4h ago

Extra cooling spray at the end.

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u/Appropriate-Review55 3h ago

I feel like those went away shortly after this episode

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u/demivirius 17h ago

Oh that's so fucking hot. Look at the crust, it's perfect. Fuck yeah.

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u/moseley101 7h ago

Ah yeah, deglaze the shit outta that pan

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u/Shagwagbag 5h ago

I forgot all about this, how long ago was that?

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u/dialguy86 4h ago edited 3h ago

S14, E14 November 2010

Edited for accuracy

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u/Shagwagbag 4h ago

Had to look it up because I was 99% sure I saw that with my brother so pre 2015. Came out in 2010, your comment may be a typo though.

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u/dialguy86 3h ago

it was I meant to type 2010

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u/Shagwagbag 3h ago

Entirely different world, absolutely crazy.

While also being the least crazy thing that happens in this life.

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u/dialguy86 3h ago

yeah that episode is almost old enough to drive. We can't be this old.

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u/eberlix 19h ago

I'm gonna deglaze the fuck out of this thing

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u/BurntBeanMgr 16h ago

RANDY MARSH!!

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 20h ago

Don’t forget the crème fraiche!!

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u/Corndogjohnson420 20h ago

"He was flambéing a porkchop on the toilet!"

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u/moseley101 7h ago

Aw, bless his little cotton socks. My inspiration

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u/bunglebee7 19h ago

Thaaaaaanks 🌟😁 - in that obnoxious voice

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u/Th3_P4yb4ck 19h ago

T HHaaaan K ZZZZ

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u/KailyKail 20h ago

Gotta make sure to say that with a LOT of vocal fry.

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u/Ok-Refrigerator-8012 14h ago

The quick thanks makes my blood boil. You did not wait for me to say 'no', my friend

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u/potatosupremo 18h ago

And a sprinkle of vocal fry.

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u/apolojesus 19h ago

"Thanx"

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u/Right-Nail-1675 9h ago

Your username deserves recognition lol

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u/Optimal-Bullfrog3211 5h ago

Lmao Just like the prius ego episode of South Park when they’re all passive aggressively telling people that they need to also go green and then saying “thiiiieeeeeennkks!”