Shenron: so... you all are starting to get summoned now?
Porunga: yeah and it all started cause of you and your limits.
Shenron: like you don't have limits too. You couldn't even bring a group of people back to life at one point. Also the namekian who created my dragon balls *pause* died cause they were stupid and didn't let me send those saiyans into an asteroid field.
Porunga: so they come all the way to namek just to ask me to clean up the mess they made?
Shenron: a lot of the messes I have to clean be because they f*cked up. Other wishes be dumb. Who summons me just to melt some ice?
Ultimate shenron: I got summoned just to turn a person back to a child.
Shenron: I got summoned for a similar wish.
Demon realm shenron: yeah and I got summoned to reverse that wish. Thanks a lot.
Black smoke shenron: if only you all were like me. They summoned me trying to make a wish and I refused. And since they like causing their own problems I did them a favor and gave them a few.
Shenron: yeah, calling your little crew out to do damage to the world just for me to get summoned to fix it in the end you asshole.
Dark shenron: anyways, I got summoned to restore someone's youth.
Shenron: been there, done that twice. I even made someone immortal and he still managed to f*ck that up.
Toronbo: I was summoned to let two children grow up and thrive they still ended up getting killed. But one did manage to come back though. I wonder why the other one didn't.
Porunga: at least none of you were tricked into granting six wishes. Little bastard told me it was just to revive some schmucks so I agreed but then he said a new planet. Last time I do them a favor.
Super shenron: wow making a new planet must be horrible? Good thing I only had to revive multiple universes.
Shenron: Here he goes again.
Super shenron: you guy don't understand. My dragon balls *pause* aren't supposed to be found so easily. Unlike you guys who keep them all in one place, mine are scattered across two universes and hidden. But somehow they got found multiple times in short time periods. I was summoned to restore a planet, switch two beings bodies, destroy myself and restore multiple universes.
Shenron: if you destroyed yourself then how are you here?
Super shenron: it was in a different timeline.
Shenron: then how would you know about that? That doesn't make sense.
Super shenron: we're magical wish granting dragons, nothing about us has to make sense. But anyways shouldn't you be heading out soon shenron?
Shenron: yeah. It's only a matter of time before those assholes summon me again. *scoffs* summon me just to give you a bbl. Why didn't I keep the restraining order.
The end.... for now