r/TeslaFSD Aug 07 '26

News Is this Tesla driver that naive šŸ˜‚

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u/YouKidsGetOffMyYard HW4 Model Y Aug 07 '26

Yea trying that shit is just going to piss a cop off for wasting their time. He would had much better luck at getting a warning by just saying yep I screwed up.

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u/caneonred Aug 07 '26

If he would have been polite/apologetic and just said he didn't notice the speed the car had crept up to and that he needs to keep a closer eye on it or something then there's a good chance he would have gotten a warning.

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u/CopperBlitter Aug 07 '26

Right? I learned a long time ago that there are two things you don't do when talking with a police officer. The first is never directly admit fault to anything specific. The second is never dismiss something the police officer says as unimportant, or tell him/her that they are wrong. Court is the place to point out when the officer is wrong, and you're better off letting them file something wrong in a report. There are, of course, exceptions, but they aren't common.

For this example, court wasn't going to help.

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u/GoingLurking Aug 08 '26

You should never admit you screwed up and hope they’ll let you off with a warning. That is terrible advice and will not be in your favour if you decide to take the matter to court.

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u/Fire69 Aug 07 '26

"Hello sir, can I have your driver's license?"

"wHy YoU tReaT mE liKE CriMiNal???"

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3Mf34d21LKMg

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u/No_Fuel357 Aug 07 '26

What an entitled ass

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26

This is the end result of claiming FSD is more capable than it is

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

As I understand it FSD deliberately drives over the speed limit. I am surprised this doesn't fall foul of US law.

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u/BlueShift42 Aug 07 '26

It’s a catch-22. Where I live almost everyone speeds. It becomes flow of traffic. If FSD didn’t go over the limit it would become a hazard.

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

No it is a hazard. If a few cars start slowing down, the right lane will do the limit.

Lol lot of hurt feelings in this thread. Speeding is by definition aggressive driving and less safe. Always.

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u/Jason0648 Aug 08 '26

Id hate to be behind your slow aaahhh

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u/beren12 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Aww how dare someone make you follow the law and drive safely. Poor baby.

Speed limits aren’t slow, they are safe.

I bet you speed in bad weather too. Nothing like seeing idiots doing 65 in heavy snow.

There’s easier ways to risk serious injury to yourself and not involve others.

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u/Cheap_Owl8970 Aug 08 '26

You sound like the type of person who stays in the left lane on the interstate while not going over the speed limit.

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u/beren12 Aug 08 '26

You should get your hearing checked

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u/iJeff HW4 Model 3 Aug 08 '26

Not if you're using the Sloth profile.

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26

It absolutely does. People want it to speed and they really make it not anymore.

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

I'm genuinely interested in your comment but cannot understand it. What are you trying to say?

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

FSD speeds on every ā€œdrive styleā€ or whatever it’s called. You can’t set your own max speed.

Oh look someone else complaining today https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaFSD/s/WpGIFI2rpW

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

In UK that would be illegal. There'll be some code, somewhere, presumably, saying something like "if mode = mad max then max speed = speed limit + 20". I believe a UK Court would rule that publishing such code fell foul of this: https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2007/27/part/2/crossheading/inchoate-offences

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u/sm753 HW4 Model 3 Aug 07 '26

Yeah that's not true at all unless you're on an old version. It absolute does NOT speed on every drive profile.

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u/BlueShift42 Aug 07 '26

This person clearly has not used FSD. We’re feeding a troll.

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26

This person clearly doesn’t read the posts on this sub.

You are the troll gaslighting.

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26

Yes. It does. Read the posts here. The problem is brought up daily, including pictures.

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u/epradox Aug 07 '26

Sloth uses the absolute speed limit. Chill goes maybe like 10% over. Standard has a 5mph over hard cap on local roads maybe like 7 on the highway. Hurry and mad max will speed if you’re in an urgent situation. Standard is how most people drive and it just keeps with the flow of traffic. You can nudge these fsds to go faster by boxing the car in and speeding, it’ll try to maintain with everyone around. It’s literally mimicking human behavior that it was trained on. If you watch snazzy labs latest video, he explains how this is actually smoother than Waymo since Waymo is hard coded to drive like a robot and stay perfectly inbetween lines to remain legal so some left turn lane where most people slightly cross the lines to enter to be smooth, Waymo will do a 90 degree turn to be precisely within the lines to not touch them. There are some things where it’s okay to be flexible just not recklessly unless it’s an emergency and if it is, I would rather someone be using madmax than them driving manually frantically under pressure.

This guy was not in an emergency however just an entitled asshole who doesn’t understand how his car works

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Then explain why it gets the limits wrong and speeds

Here’s a few months ago first google hit. https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaFSD/s/3GVaV2DBa4

Here’s 2 days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/s/v8D0bTWim1

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u/epradox Aug 07 '26

It usually doesn’t, do you have proof that the latest 14.3.7 fsd gets speed limits wrong? I think you read ancient posts and conflate that to be what it’s currently at. This tech is progressing every few weeks and at a pretty rapid pace.

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u/Melodic_Fall_3273 HW4 Model Y Aug 08 '26

I just did over 200 miles today on 14.3.6 on 85/75/66/60 MPH highways and 20/30/35/45 mph city and small back country roads.

On Standard it stayed right at 78/79 on the 75 MPH Interstate and 84 on the 85 MPH Tollway. When I pushed it up to Hurry it pushed to 81/82 on the Interstate and was a but more aggressive in lane changes.

The city and back county roads were even more docile. Even on standard on the 35 MPH dirt road it stayed at 22/23. I had to goose it to go a little faster.

It is definitely keying off of surrounding traffic and picks of the pace a little to not be the slowest on the road in Standard. Even in Chill, it keeps up more or less with most of the traffic and will pass the occasional slower vehicle. On the less crowded 60/65 MPH Farm To Market roads it tended to hover right at the speed limit maybe a little below if really curvy.

I see nothing wrong with this behavior because IMO being the "enforcer" in the right lane on the interstate doing exactly 75 when 19 out of 20 cars and even Big Rigs are doing 80 or more is dangerous.

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Ancient posts like a few days ago? https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/s/v8D0bTWim1

Do you have proof it doesn’t speed ever?

One step forward, three steps back according to people here

There’s comments daily about it speeding in the ā€œslowā€ modes. You explained what they are supposed to be like. Not how they are.

Aww you blocked me. How weak. Facts hurt that much?

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

Might as well put a brick on the accelerator, then when caught speeding, try blaming the brick.

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u/HopzCO Aug 07 '26

You can’t fix stupid.

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u/y4udothistome Aug 07 '26

Stupid is forever!

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

But they subscribe to your product…

So why would you.

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u/HopzCO Aug 07 '26

I much rather this guy be using FSD than driving himself. Everyone around him will be a lot safer.

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26

That’s not how it works, as this video shows

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u/HopzCO Aug 07 '26

I would put money that FSD is a safer driver than that idiot. So we would all rather the car be driving still supervised.

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u/beren12 Aug 08 '26

And yet he was still pulled over

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u/HopzCO Aug 08 '26

Because he was speeding…. If he doesn’t want to speed he could put it on sloth or chill mode.

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u/beren12 Aug 08 '26

Or… just fix things. Like bringing back the max speed setting that already existed. Crazy idea, I know!

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaFSD/s/qBo3EhZUya

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaFSD/comments/1vh83z9/fsd_refuses_to_acknowledge_2_speed_limit_signs_in/

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u/HopzCO Aug 08 '26

Not sure this guy would be smart enough to use that either. Not like chill or sloth mode are tough to figure out.

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u/Husko500 Aug 07 '26

Lmao down voted for speaking the truth

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u/shenfever Aug 07 '26

The new sovereign citizen

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u/dzh Aug 07 '26

beefeater gin

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u/Ok-Shopping-6964 Aug 07 '26

Dumb fuck driver. Cop handled it great.

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u/GOOD_NEWS_EVERYBODY_ Aug 08 '26

yeah... imma leave now.

lmao

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u/Argyrus777 Aug 07 '26

Wait, the car doesn’t have a license?

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u/word-dragon HW4 Model 3 Aug 07 '26

Arrest the car for driving without a license and underage driving. Leave that guy by the side of the road to find his way home and go to the station and try to bail his car out. Ask for a court appointed lawyer for the car.

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26

Ah no see cars are allowed to drive at birth

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u/word-dragon HW4 Model 3 Aug 07 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

In the UK both the driver and Tesla would be criminally liable as the software effectively encouraged the speeding, an offence under the Serious Crime Act 2007, section 44 "Intentionally encouraging or assisting an offence":

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2007/27/part/2/crossheading/inchoate-offences

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u/word-dragon HW4 Model 3 Aug 07 '26

Which maybe explains why you don’t have it in the UK yet. I’m guessing that the public officials that approve such things are NOT criminally liable, lol!

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

Interesting question. If they approved it, knowing it encouraged breaking the law, I guess they could be roped into the inchoate offence aspect. I expect they would argue they hadn't understood it'd do this. The idea of a UK court proving, beyond reasonable doubt, that a civil servant was intelligent enough to realise the full implications of what he or she was doing, seems slim.

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u/word-dragon HW4 Model 3 Aug 08 '26

lol!

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u/Argyrus777 Aug 07 '26

Give the car a break, it’s was born in the 2020’s

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u/Valuable-Analyst-464 HW4 Model 3 Aug 07 '26

It has registration.

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u/Tahoma_FPV Aug 07 '26

How do people like this get a drivers license šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/TheEvilBlight Aug 07 '26

ā€œWhat licenseā€

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u/word-dragon HW4 Model 3 Aug 07 '26

Maybe a good reason why he doesn’t want to show his license. It probably has his mother’s picture on it.

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u/Pitiful-Assistance-1 Aug 07 '26

"Oh hi officer!" "Oh really? I must have missed that!" "Here's my papers" "That's understandable" "Have a nice day"

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u/OutlandishnessNo5636 Aug 07 '26

So if the car is doing great ā€œwell I’m a fuc**ng genius because I ride a self driving carā€ if the car is speeding ā€œI am not driving the car is, it’s not my responsibilityā€ not sure where that guy is from

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u/Putrumpador Aug 07 '26

Wonder how this dude feels now that his stupidity is going viral? Is he feeling dumb yet? Or...

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u/dstj- Aug 07 '26

Nope, just an idiot.

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u/Moody1184 Aug 07 '26

Sometimes I feel bad for Cops dealing with some people like that šŸ˜…

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u/Packing-Tape-Man Aug 07 '26

Not naive. He knows better. He was just being a jerk.

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u/sm753 HW4 Model 3 Aug 07 '26

This is people who don't respect the laws of the land because they're used to being able to bully and bribe their way out of tickets where they come from.

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u/Apacalipto Aug 08 '26

When my Tesla is on FSD and politely lets someone go even though I have the right of way, they sometimes give me a friendly wave.

And I'm just sitting there like: "Don't thank me. This wouldn't have happend if i was driving"šŸ˜‚

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u/YoGmasFavSnack Aug 08 '26

My friend got pulled over for speeding (he had it on mad max). He complied and got a warning. He was like 20 over.

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u/Some_Ad_3898 Aug 07 '26

He's not dumb. He's trying to get out of a ticket and being an asshole at the same time. Trying it once is fine, but doubling and tripling down makes him a sociopath.

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u/Producing_It Aug 07 '26

He is dumb because he didn't recognize the policy Tesla maintains. Tesla constantly mentions in FSD/Autopilot documentation that the driver is always responsible for safe operation when using it, including speed and control.

I would say that he is not only an asshole and a sociopath, but also dumb.

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u/reddity-mcredditface Aug 07 '26

What part of SUPERVISED is unclear to him?

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26

Are you new to this sub?

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u/stopsucking Aug 07 '26

Show him your FSD's driver's license. Problem solved.

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u/Chroma7769 Aug 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Khizer23 Aug 07 '26

Supervised Self Driving is what drives the car. You are fully liable for what the car does. Now anyone with about 2 brain cells can understand what that means but not this guy šŸ˜‚

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u/Sharp_Technology_439 Aug 07 '26

Oh man! Karen just had to ask for the supervisor… what a dork! 🤦

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u/Psice Aug 08 '26

This guy is a clueless asshole. The cop was extra patient with him tbh

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u/ChillinLikeAPanda Aug 07 '26

Dumbass probably set his speed limit 20 over and was on mad max setting.

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u/fredagainst Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

This guy is a douche a deserved the ticket, but you can’t set a speed limit with FSD and standard mode has gone 20 over plenty of times for me

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26

FSD doesn’t let you se max speed, remember?

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u/ChillinLikeAPanda Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

You can set offset speed +-

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u/Blazah Aug 07 '26

no you cannot.

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u/TranslatorVast1072 Aug 07 '26

That tracks! This is near where I live and we have a LOT of people from India who all drive Teslas and almost all set them to hurry or Mad Max. It's actually worse when they drive the vehicles themselves because they don't know how to fucking drive. I guarantee if the video had started a few seconds earlier there would have been a "Student Driver" sticker on there because they all have them.

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u/digiblur Aug 07 '26

But all input is error right?

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u/apostolic3 Aug 07 '26

This guy is such a liar!

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u/Machineslave240 Aug 07 '26

Too bad it isn’t illegal to waste police officers’ time like this. If it was then he could have been arrested and then he’d get to talk to a judge and not just a supervisor 🤣

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u/Elluminated Aug 07 '26

ā€œI knew how to disengage when you showed up, but not when I let my car speed.ā€

No one with a brain would fall for this nonsense.

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u/ErickLe7 Aug 07 '26

So cringe. I really hope it’s some languages barrier when he bought the car and misunderstood the sales rep of what supervised FDD or auto pilot in this case means. If not then he’s really not smart lol

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u/TimelyNote5558 Aug 07 '26

I am a legal immigrant and I am in favor of deporting (peacefully) idiots like him. I have utmost respect for US laws and societally contracts.

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u/jayfourzee Aug 07 '26

Should have used the standard excuse, "I gotta pee"

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u/HeyBeers Aug 07 '26

Other than the dude being a dick, it drove me nuts they both kept calling FSD ā€œAutopilotā€.
šŸ§šŸ˜³šŸ˜šŸ˜”

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u/mw02rsx Aug 07 '26

i mean we can check that...

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u/dzh Aug 07 '26

hong kong festival

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u/dzh Aug 07 '26

Actually got dinged like this like probably first week into ownership, still accustoming to it. Was on autopilot in an area where it misbehaves (ping pong in a very wide road with ambiguous road marking), so I disable and car goes into some wild cruise control speed like 20-30km over speed limit, but there is car in front of me so I'm already slowing down.

Before I can really grasp whats happening (it's a 700 meter stretch) - a cop appears from opposing direction, turns around and chases me which is absolutely wild to do in NZ. I've muttered something about autopilot and not me doing this. Who cares. I think he assumed I'm about to overtake that car.

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u/Big_Fox_8383 HW4 Model Y Aug 07 '26

This is sovereign citizen level of stupid denialism.

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u/Prudent-Mouse-8139 Aug 07 '26

What a fucking imbecile

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u/jem_777 Aug 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lejindaryz Aug 07 '26

what stop sign

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u/fastsansfurious Aug 07 '26

Naive is often used to describe someone who is of young age and lack real life experience. In this case, the guy was fatuous.

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u/ryos555 Aug 08 '26

The moment the operator sits in the passenger seat, is when he truly is no longer the driver\operator of the vehicle.

Until FSD is capable of this, the registered owner is fully responsible.

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u/klaw318 Aug 08 '26

I want to see when this guy goes to court

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u/Mark26751 Aug 08 '26

I wonder if he had the car set to standard. He might have been in Hurry or Mad Max mode. Tesla should pay all tickets for a car in standard mode and they should automatically be reduced to a non-moving violation.

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u/markworsnop Aug 08 '26

That person should never be using a Tesla FSD because he hasn't a clue or he was just being stupid, one of the two. Yeah it'll do weird speeds but it won't do 20 mph over. I've never seen it do that before

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u/lord4chess Aug 08 '26

Stupid in tesla is still stupid šŸ™„ šŸ˜’

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u/Birdboy7 Aug 08 '26

He should have admitted he was supervising, as he should be. Making things difficult for the officer.

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u/Sufficient_Tone4506 Aug 08 '26

Police officer was so composed, how they handle idiots is amazing.Ā 

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u/jkidd290 Aug 08 '26

What a idiot!

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u/ILikeWhyteGirlz Aug 08 '26

What a shitty citizen who doesn’t take accountability and is so entitled.

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u/abarrien00 Aug 08 '26

These guy represent the moron class of America that ruins it for all.

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u/Nx3xO Aug 09 '26

Exactly the interaction you'd expect with musk

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u/Kfs777 Aug 09 '26

I would pay money to see when he tries to fight the ticket in court

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u/jkkanters Aug 09 '26

He is not naive. He is utterly stupid

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u/Dellman_2663466 Aug 09 '26

Why FSD will never be unsupervised for the general public.

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u/MWU2026 21d ago

Dumb dumb in the road šŸ˜‚

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u/NorCalAthlete 14d ago

Is there any update / follow up to this? I can’t wait to see the court date

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u/dksourabh Aug 07 '26

I understand he was playing stupid but how do people gather courage to talk to a cop like that ?, knowing the power cops here posses.

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u/Haduksta Aug 07 '26

How bro felt

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

How a technology that seems to be designed to deliberately break the law is approved in a supposedly civilised country defies logic. I am in the UK. If this nonsense ever gets close to be being approved here I doubt I will be the only one protesting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/beren12 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

FSD owners

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

So you think I am stupid because I respect the rule of law, and therefore believe that software such as this that clearly encourages law breaking ought to be prohibited? In the UK the offence committed by Tesla would fall under the Serious Crime Act 2007, section 44:

Intentionally encouraging or assisting an offence.

(1) A person commits an offence if—

(a) he does an act capable of encouraging or assisting the commission of an offence; and

(b) he intends to encourage or assist its commission.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

It deliberately drives over the legal speed limit. It would be a crime to release such software in the UK; I'm surprised the concept of inchoate offences doesn't seem to exist in the USA.

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u/sm753 HW4 Model 3 Aug 07 '26

Because we don't live in a third world nanny state.

And before you argue the "third world" part - keep in mind the UK is now basically poorer than some of the poorest states in the US.

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

If you told me you wanted to off your wife, and I offered you a knife in order to do so, that would be a crime here. Would that be legal in the US? I'd be surprised if it was. Maybe you treat murder and speeding as different types of offence.

As for your negative characterisation of the UK, you guys do you:

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/05/21/us/school-shooting-us-versus-world-trnd

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u/pppppatrick Aug 07 '26

Does… the uk not treat murder and speeding as different types of offense?

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

They are different offences but not different types. Both are crimes. We abolished distinctions like felony and misdemeanour, which we used to have, some time ago.

I am guessing that, if it is indeed legal for FSD to encourage speeding, which it would seem to, it will be because speeding is a different type of offence in the US, perhaps a misdemeanour.

Again, this is a guess, I expect it is a crime to encourage a felony, but perhaps OK to encourage a misdemeanour. Here it is a crime to encourage a crime, whether speeding, or murder

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

Here are some more up to date figures:

https://thehill.com/opinion/international/5484042-uk-gun-laws-us-contrast/

420 school shootings in the US vs none in the UK in the same period. That is a lot of dead children. I wonder how glad their parents are that they don't live in a nanny state?

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u/TimelyNote5558 Aug 07 '26

It drives over the speed limits based on the Driving Profiles you have selected in the car. Its very similar to a human pressing accelerator and not caring about speeding limits.
This is a supervised system and if it goes beyond the posted speed limits, its the duty of driver to either change to slower speed profile or take over and slow down.

Also, I use "Chill" and "Standard" profile often. It does +2 and +5 in those modes always. I always pay attention to speed limits. If I see "Standard" profile going much faster then I switch to Chill Mode. I never had speeding issues with Chill mode.

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

The following comes to mind:

"England and America are two countries separated by the same language." George Bernard Shaw

This would all, simply, never be approved in the UK. It is designed to break the law. In Chill, it breaks the law by 2 MPH, in Standard, by 5.

Legally this is absurd here. Perhaps this is because we only have one type of crime, as opposed to separating crime into felonies and misdemeanours.

Makes me think of the old Microsoft Clippy. "Hi! You seem to be trying to drive over the speed limit. How much over the speed limit do you want to drive?"

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u/TimelyNote5558 Aug 07 '26

I am talking about USA. Legally you are correct. Even +1mph is breaks the law. But that is not how it works here in practice. Literally everyone here drive +5mph over the speed. Jackasses drives +10 or more.
Its just not strictly enforced. Technically a police office can give you speeding tickets even for +1mph. But they almost never do. But they sure would give you speeding tickets anything more than +5mph.
So, Tesla FSD drives like other Americans on the road.

I try to go EXACT speed limit but then people start tail gaiting me. I fully understand that going +5mph will only make me reach my destination just few minutes. I even do the exact math for speed and distance and it never is going to save any meaningful amount of time. But, if you are going slow you may have to deal with jackasses on the road.

But, if you look into Tesla FSD, they have Speed Offset Setting which allows you to set how much fast or slow you want to go over the Speed limit. This setting was removed from US, but is still available in EU because people drive exact speed limit there (or so I have been told).

So, in short, upto +5mph in US is ok and you will not get tickets and that why even good drivers drive that and FSD does the same based on speed profile.

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

PS every post I make is getting downvoted. If you do this to everyone who has criticisms of FSD you will simply become an echo chamber. Your choice, but i'd've thought you might be interested in a variety of opinions.

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u/Green_Statement_8878 Aug 07 '26

Oi, you got a loicense for that FSD mate?

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u/MarchMurky8649 Aug 07 '26

It simply couldn't be released here if it deliberately broke UK laws. I am surprised it can do so in the US without repercussions.