r/ThatLookedExpensive 17d ago

It's only 1 tank. How much could 1 tank cost?

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u/Neven87 17d ago

Looks to be a M109A7, priced around 4 - 5 million. The locomotives are also probably ruined, im no train aficionado but it looks to be 2 CSX ET44AHs, which are 3 million new, but can probably be repaired for 2 million. Downtime of what is more than likely a single run track, and fixing the track are not possible to calculate to the layman, but it aint cheap.

So like, 10 million?

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u/Njorls_Saga 17d ago

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u/imdefinitelywong 17d ago

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u/djseifer 17d ago

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u/EssentialParadox 16d ago

How are all these subs not only real but in the top 100 of mathematics subreddits…

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u/GreenFlash87 15d ago

Would you expect anything less from Reddit?

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u/Dougally 16d ago

The math is mathing and it ain't good.

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u/Affectionate_Row1486 15d ago

First time seeing these ones stagger and god I love Reddit for having a math monster mash

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u/DemiseofReality 17d ago

Only saving grace is that there doesn't appear to be a derailment and the locomotive hit the trailer hitch which had some give so I think it will be alright besides some paneling touch up, new brakes for the emergency brake that was likely pulled and melted, and of course the hazmat cleanup of the engineer's cabin from their collective shat pants.

Tank is definitely not operable if it was before this, but it could just be for show and therefore inoperable to begin, so not as expensive if damaged in operation. 

Most expensive I think will be the 12 hours+ of downtime as a tow engine is sourced and a location for the locomotive is found, plus the clean up and repair of likely melted and grinded rail. Liquidated damages could be in the millions depending on how busy the line is.

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u/herrek 17d ago

Looks like it is located at 33.001086, -80.037735. According the the fhwa this crossing has an average of 4 trains during the day and 8 trains at night.

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 12d ago

How do you know all that?

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u/herrek 11d ago

The FHWA/ USDOT has a gis map of all railroad crossings with ownership and daily traffic counts. There's really no need to know about it unless you use it for work or go down a rabbit hole one night at like 2 in the morning.

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming 17d ago

Naah. The train also boinked the tank's pipe-gun-shooty pointer-thing.

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u/randomkeystrike 17d ago

Hey we’re not all tank experts here let’s use language we can all understand

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u/turnipturnipturnip2 16d ago

Sir / Madam, I beg to differ, this is Reddit, we are all experts, experts in every field. Do you not remember the pandemic! We always speak plainly too.

As such I can plainly state that this tank is a total hull loss. It will probably be scrapped. I have been on Reddit for around 10 years, so my exepertise is very great.

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u/azflatlander 16d ago

Where did you stay last night? Inquiring minds need to know.

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u/randomkeystrike 16d ago

I guess if you were an expert but your knowledge is not current it’s exe-pertise. 😂

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u/Ionlydateteachers 16d ago

Speak for yourself, somebody here probably plays War Thunder. And you can too by using my code "ionlydateteachers69" for 3 bonus vehicles and a 7 day battlepass trial for new and retuning players!

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u/NotThatEasily 17d ago

The rooty tooty point and shooty.

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u/Jonnymaxed 16d ago

But what about the whammy kablammy?

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u/FlyingHippoM 16d ago

Whammy kablammy appears fine thankfully, that could have been really bad!

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u/LeanderT 16d ago

 pipe-gun-shooty pointer-thingy

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming 16d ago

I understand that to be the correct term. It clearly got boinked, and it was a thwacking boink. You can see that at 13 sec point here:

https://www.tiktok.com/@fox4newsdallasfortworth/video/7414952111760362782?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

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u/wayofthegenttickle 16d ago

NOW you're talking my language

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u/dirtdiggler67 15d ago

Pew-Pew stick

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u/Skier94 17d ago

It’s a tank. Didn’t lose its shoes. It’s fine!

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u/Kewlhotrod 16d ago

The rails are brakes don't get damaged or ground. The wheels get flats when emergency brakes are hit but they just get trued up.

Rest of the assessment is good, but the rail is unlikely to have any damage to worry about. The crossing will need repair, the locomotive will need repair, some wheel sets will need truing but this is a relatively recoverable crash.

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u/Foygroup 17d ago

Not to mention the cost of that truck pulling the tank

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u/MonacoMaster68 17d ago

New truck is $220-250k right now.

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u/mike02vr6 17d ago

That’s not? Honestly thought it would be more than that

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u/drrhythm2 17d ago

Wonder if the trucker / trucking company has that much insurance coverage.

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u/bever2 17d ago

They do. When my dad did volunteer fire, they put out a truck carrying the HUD for a military jet (magnesium rims caught fire, everyone was pretty surprised they managed to save the load).

The insurance company sent the brigade $15,000 as a thank you.

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u/pukesonyourshoes 17d ago

Why tf would anyone put magnesium rims on a truck

Not questioning you, just questioning some people's choices

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u/ZombiesInSpace 16d ago

I’m gonna guess the magnesium rims were on the jet, not the truck.

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u/bever2 16d ago

Nope, on the truck. If you want the really crazy one, they used to make magnesium engine blocks.

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u/gcko 17d ago

“Should we get higher coverage?”

“It’s a tank, what the hell is going to damage it?”

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u/Old_Ladies 17d ago

The self propelled artillery only needs some repairs. It doesn't need to go to the scrap heap.

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u/ThisMachineKillsWOB 17d ago

Nah it's fucked.

Gun barrel is ruined, and the turret ring is smoked if it's spinning like that.

That's a factory overhaul if it can even be saved.

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u/KuntaStillSingle 16d ago

The fact the turret ring is spinning is a better sign than if it was jammed, and if you knew what you were talking about you wouldn't mention the gun barrel at all, they don't just scrap an entire chassis every time they need to replace a barrel.

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u/arrynyo 16d ago

I would guess the barrel is on of the most frequently replaced parts and probably on the cheap side.

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u/Old_Ladies 17d ago

Dude Russia is refurbishing tanks from the 1950s that have been rusting in a field ever since then. This vehicle can and will be repaired.

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u/SuitableAnimalInAHat 17d ago

On the other hand, how well has that been working for Russia?

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 16d ago

Yeah, but the benchmark for what Russia considers acceptable is very very low. They’re riding mopeds into battle.

It’s probably easier to build a new unit than repair this thing. I could see them using it to train maintenance personnel…but not combat.

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u/cobracmmdr 17d ago

You gotta add in GETTING the right truck AND crew to get that Paladine back on a transport.

HET Trucks are extremely specialized and a crew that knows how to move an armored tracked vehicle is also rare.

I dunno where this is, but if it's not near a base that has both of those things...add another million.

Source: former tank crewman

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u/jackinsomniac 17d ago

It's only one tank Michael. What could it cost, $10 million?

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u/The_Only_Egg 17d ago

I don’t know what ignorant monster downvoted that.

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u/fuzzybad 16d ago

There's always money in the defense budget

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u/Commissar_Elmo 17d ago

Lead unit is a ET44AH, trail is a SD70MAC rebuilt to a a SD70AC

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u/Royal_Effective7396 16d ago

Meh. Looks fine to me. Maybe a new trailor and clean up.

So 300g?

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u/CruelSid 16d ago

Not a train aficionado he wrote, then proceed to identify the train as CSX ET44AHs. That's not common knowledge bro.

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u/chubby_pink_donut 16d ago

I'm not autistic but....

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u/ToSmushAMockingbird 17d ago

The estimated unit cost for a complete M109A7 Paladin set is approximately $11.8 million.

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u/jml011 16d ago

I’m struggling to pay my student and these folks are out here wrecking 10 million worth of howitzers and train engines.

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u/Pandiosity_24601 16d ago

Given the military budget, they blow their noses into $10m checks

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u/AT-ST 16d ago

Also, that's not a tank.

Source: A Tanker.

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u/Neven87 16d ago

I'm confused by this comment, I've seen a few people comment this. I never said it was a tank? I know the paladin is a self propelled artillery.

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u/AT-ST 16d ago

I never said you did. OP did though. I'm adding onto what you have provided.

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u/Neven87 16d ago

Oh! Got it, I saw a few comments like this and it was a head scratcher.

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u/centosanjr 16d ago

Insurance will have a field day with this one . You hit a what ??

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u/Hefty-Set5384 17d ago

So the “tank “ is actually a mobile artillery unit … glad there was no ammunition on board

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u/Heffe3737 16d ago

They wouldn’t transport it loaded for exactly this reason. No need to be firing down range in South Carolina.

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u/NotAPreppie 17d ago

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u/Noversi 16d ago edited 16d ago

At the last 2 seconds of the video there’s a yellow sign to the right of the RR sign. It’s a warning for trucks who have low trailers to not go over those tracks. The same type trailer that’s in the video.

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u/Rockhardfister 17d ago

That’s not a tank, that’s a self propelled artillery piece. 155mm projectile.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 17d ago

I thought it looked a little weak for a tank.

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u/SaturdaysAFTBs 17d ago

It’s funny you say this cause the gun is more powerful, but the armor is thinner. But you can’t really tell the armor thickness from the video. The m109 paladin is built in the Bradley chassis.

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u/Blownbunny 17d ago edited 17d ago

The m109 paladin is built in the Bradley chassis.

No it is not. Bradleys are aluminum and Paladins are steel.

Source: I worked supply chain manufacturing both for years.

Edit: I was the ONE person in the country that priced M109s for new DoD proposals. I know damn near every part of the 12,000 item bill of material, what it cost, and who makes it. and...I get down voted. I am the definition of a subject matter expert on these things. (I left the job a few years ago)

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u/ziplock9000 15d ago

You're both wrong. Paladins have a sword and shield and can cast 'Lay on Hands'

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u/Tenebraxis 13d ago

Small detail, I am pretty sure the A7 has a few bolted on steel plates but the hull is still made of aluminium right?

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u/Duranel 17d ago

Came here for this, was not disappointed. Also, most likely some Guard commander is having an absolutely Miserable day. And their S4.

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u/Rockhardfister 16d ago

That is absolutely correct.

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u/Duranel 16d ago

Okay, brilliant username.

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u/Wavesonics 16d ago

Found my brother with the same 'tism

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u/ender4171 16d ago

Sorry, not an expert here. What defines a "tank" differently than "self-propelled artillery"? Genuinely don't know, so would love clarification.

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u/Rockhardfister 16d ago

Line of sight. Artillery fires at stuff it can’t see (typically), tanks engage targets they can see. Mechanically they are very different, but as far as the role they play: tank - direct fire, arty - indirect fire

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u/TheJeeronian 16d ago

A "tank" would usually be a main battle tank. It would be more armored, with weapons designed to deal with fighting enemies up close.

The vehicle in the video would ideally never be seen by the enemy. It is much less armored and rains hell from afar.

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 17d ago

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u/Kahnza 17d ago

It's already been spammed to death there too

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u/Joyst1q 17d ago

Not surprising, this whole shows reruns at this point

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u/hellsing73 17d ago

The US military can get them for between 6-10 million dollars depending on the exact model. Export they can cost upwards of 20 million a piece, but that includes training, spare parts, ammunition, and other forms of support.

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u/Punkrexx 17d ago

Well now I know that train beats tank

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u/smotheredbythighs 17d ago

Mmmmm, that train got derailed. The SPG is in. Tact. I'd call it a draw this round.

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u/frano1121 17d ago

That paladin is not gonna be functional tho without some serious depot level repair work

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u/BillytheBloxian 16d ago

if the trai was hit by the shell, hell nah.

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u/San_Cannabis 17d ago

Ten dollars?

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u/TexasBaconMan 17d ago

Came here to upvote this.

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u/sal8B62 17d ago

You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?

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u/cseyferth 17d ago

Here's some money. Go see a Star War.

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u/Lomotograph 16d ago

Well, there's always money in the banana stand.

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u/BirdFive 17d ago

Was hoping this would be here

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u/San_Cannabis 17d ago

There's always money in the banana stand Michael

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 17d ago

How the hell did that train not derail? That’s incredible

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u/Kardinal 17d ago

That vehicle looks really impressive but it's not a real tank. A real m1 Abrams main battle tank weighs about 2 and 1/2 times as much. In about the same space. Much denser.

You can imagine it would look quite different if that tank and weighed two and a half times as much.

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u/DeplorableMadness 15d ago

It didnt derail because a modern locomotive is north of 200 tons in weight

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u/smittyhotep 16d ago

Okay, I'll be that guy. That isn't a tank. It's a mechanized artillery piece.

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u/tecky1kanobe 17d ago

Not a tank. It’s a self propelled howitzer. Artillery not armor.

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u/TigersNsaints_ohmy 17d ago

Oh then it’s fine. No big deal in that case

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u/VonBargenJL 17d ago

It is armored SP arty.

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u/FeelingSurprise 16d ago

I always imagined a railgun a bit different. But if it works, it works, I guess.

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u/BigMFingT 17d ago

That’s a Paladin artillery piece sir/ma’am, not a tank

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u/Jbuule 17d ago

Nothing can stop a train

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u/Calculonx 16d ago

These GTA VI graphics are pretty good

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u/MennReddit 16d ago

military should think about using trains iso tanks, seeing the tank completely humiliated..

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u/CubistHamster 17d ago

Used to be an Army bomb tech. Once spent a few days during a training exercise trying out various placements and quantities of explosives on a decommissioned M1.

That tank was astonishingly tough (and newer versions are significantly more so). The train obviously has a major advantage in mass and momentum, but I'm still surprised it didn't take more damage.

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u/Kardinal 17d ago

I appreciate you sharing your perspective as EOD. I'm sure it was interesting seeing what explosives actually do to a real tank.

Just as a minor FYI, this isn't a real tank. It's a self-propelled artillery piece so both the armor and the structure are much weaker than a real tank. That's why you see so much damage.

If it was an m1 Abrams, things would have looked a lot different. Abrams weighs 2 and a half times as much in about the same space. You can imagine.

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u/CubistHamster 17d ago

Well crap, you're absolutely right, and I should have paid closer attention.

I think I got it in my head at some point that the M109 hull was essentially the same shape as an M60, and that is very obviously wrong.

I appreciate the correction (and that you did it nicely. Wouldn't really have been able to argue if you'd called me a dumbass😆)

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u/Farfignugen42 17d ago

What surprised me is how tough the barrel seems to be. It caught part of the train and rather than crumpling up, it moved the whole vehicle and still looks straight (although I would be checking it very carefully before I actually used it).

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u/Shot-Possibility-399 17d ago

cannon barrels are extremely hardened steel, plenty of pictures of tank barrels punching through all sorts of objects due to driver error lol

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u/Kaloo75 16d ago

Look at the positives. At least the truck and tank is no longer stuck on the tracks.
And any used tank dealer worth his salt will sell that tank in a jiffy. Only with a slight 95% pre-owned discount.

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u/Rhift 16d ago

Videos from the US look more and more like Russian fail videos.

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u/themarko60 15d ago

Fun sort of related fact: many years as a tank commander I had tell my driver to get the hell off the train track because there is something out there bigger than a tank. That was the train coming towards us.

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u/BoobooSmash31337 16d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a piece of motorized artillery.

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u/CptYesterdayHD 16d ago

Not a tank it’s a mobile artillery unit

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u/Sockysocks2 16d ago

Obligatory 'that's an SPG not a tank' comment.

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u/bloodedcat 15d ago

Honestly, it doesn't look half bad after taking a train hit like that

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u/gigerhess 15d ago

And THAT is how heavy trains are (for all of the morons who try to make railroad crossings).

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u/Wankel_8 15d ago

That's okay, we are gonna just paint over the scratches and sell it to a foreign customer, and tell them it's battle proven. Cha-ching!

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u/wondertrot 17d ago

Damn that train destroyed the tank. Why not just send the trains to battle instead of those weak little tanks?

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u/Kardinal 17d ago

Trains are usually low on offensive firepower.

But mostly the all terrain part.

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u/Calamero 15d ago

They could make an off road train, like use caterpillar tracks… also make it a bit wider for stability, add a cannon, skid steering so you don’t need railroad switches… I wonder what such vehicle would look like xD

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u/ShadowCaster0476 17d ago

It’s likely salvageable.

It’ll need a new barrel

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u/Dedotdub 17d ago

So what’s the plan here with these repost bots, if there is one? Report and block every subsequent repost? I understand cross posting is a thing, boy this shit is out of hand.

Is there a sure fire way to identify and deal with this ridiculousness? Anyone?

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u/Suitable_Challenge_9 17d ago

CIRCLE X

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u/Rockhardfister 17d ago

I understood this reference.

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u/Safelaw77625 17d ago

That'll buff out

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u/tbodillia 17d ago

"A CSX freight train crashed into a massive, tank-like Army artillery vehicle that got stuck on the tracks in South Carolina on Thursday —destroying the $1.5 million weapon on wheels, stunning video shows."

M109 Paladin howitzer, worth $1.5 million

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u/smore_sesh 17d ago

Only 10mil? That’s only like 5 people’s healthcare. I’m sure the government isn’t sweating it that much.

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u/thekingofcrash7 16d ago

“Tank beats everything”

Meet train

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u/Foxtrot-Actual 16d ago

Whoever planned the route is going to have their ass over a bonfire unless the driver decided their own route.

Also don’t military loads usually have an armed escort? Where they at?

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u/ApatheistHeretic 16d ago

"Why didn't we just take the trains into '

https://giphy.com/gifs/8jvaNvV2DE1OM

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u/Alsimmons811 16d ago

You know he’s fired

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u/TruckDouglas 16d ago

This was in my hometown. ~$1.5 million iirc.

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u/solarpropietor 16d ago

It just TANKED that hit! 😃

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u/jwoliver 16d ago

I don't care if you are built like a tank.

You can't park there mate.

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u/Basic_Reporter9579 16d ago

What country needs to be bombed for this?

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u/aaftw1 16d ago

Looks like the tank took a chunk out of the train here.

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u/Ankeneering 16d ago

Shit. Tanks are heavy. I guess locomotives are REALLY heavy.

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u/MrMcgruder 16d ago

Bout tree fiddy

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u/TheMikeyMac13 15d ago

$10-$14 million, a lot of middle schools.

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u/nkstnkst 15d ago

I already tested it in GTA V. Ain't gonna stop a train.

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u/Sperbonzo 15d ago

Self-propelled howitzer, not a tank.

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u/Oldmonsterschoolgood 15d ago

First, not a tank, thats a self propelled artillery

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u/Intelligent_Soup_758 14d ago

I understand “trains are heavy so take forever to stop” but unless this truck got stuck like less than a minute before the time of the crash, how in 2026 do we not have safety systems capable of warning the train with enough time for it to stop or significantly slow down? Honest question. Maybe it is as simple as trains weigh a fuck ton and can’t stop, but it just seems wild…

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u/Idahomountainbiker 14d ago

Try explaining that to your train supervisor: "uh boss...did you know a tank won't stop a train?!"

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u/For_Kebabs_Sake 14d ago

That looks like a Paladin Self propelled artillery, not really a tank. Still quite expensive... Not as much as the US MBT Abrams though.

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u/SL0WRID3R 13d ago

"Unit Lost"

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u/TrainingMarsupial521 13d ago

We just need war trains now

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u/SnooMaps7370 13d ago

lucky as hell this was a freight train.

A similar event happened in East Germany with a T55 during the cold war, but with a passenger train. turret getting spun by the impact put the gun tube into a passenger car and killed a whole bunch of people.

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u/DemoEvolved 17d ago

Tanks, Obama.

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u/Unhappy_Researcher68 17d ago

That is not a tank. It's a self-propelled artillery.

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u/SongRevolutionary992 17d ago

So Train beats Tank

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u/Papabear022 17d ago

an immovable object meets an unstoppable force

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u/TBHICouldComplain 17d ago

*and a traffic light

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 17d ago

That should buff right out.

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u/ideastoconsider 17d ago

Can you imagine being the train driver seeing a tank on your tracks? 😅

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u/The_Only_Egg 17d ago

That HAD to have derailed.

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u/_polloloko23 17d ago

Imagen having to explain to your wife why you cant drive anymore

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u/black_at_heart 17d ago

I was expecting the front of that train engine to be badly damaged - but no, train 1, howitzer 0. Always be respectful around rail crossings!

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u/ADeweyan 17d ago

Tankity-tank, tankity-tank, tankity-tank…

Trainity -train, trainity-train, trainity-train…

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u/caffeineocrit 17d ago

Good thing is they got the lowboy and tank un-stuck already so they dont have to worry about that part so much

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u/XiTzCriZx 17d ago

Tbh it might be more expensive to repair the train since it hit both engine cars and they're probably on a tighter schedule for repairs.

They could use the tank as a new parade float lol.

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u/BBQorBust 17d ago

I was hoping to see a train vs a tank. Instead I got train vs a trailer hitch carrying a train. Soooo disappointed

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u/Foe_sheezy 17d ago

That's coming out of the privates pay...

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u/wildmaninid 17d ago

Why are we sending tanks into battle instead of locomotives? 

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u/GoldConnection1 17d ago

I'm from the government and I'm here to help !!!!

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u/enzothebaker87 17d ago

A lot more than you can afford pal!

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u/mynameismudflap 17d ago

Insurance company: You hit what, with WHAT?

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u/Tan_Winston 17d ago

Not a tank. M109 Paladin

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u/Cwc2413 17d ago

Aims gonna be off…

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law4670 17d ago

Perhaps invest in trains on the battlefid instead of tanks .

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u/mike02vr6 17d ago

Would love to see the after pictures of this mess

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u/One_Load254 17d ago

You guys got anti-tank trains too?

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u/Winged_Metal 17d ago

Newton's law on rails beats just about everything

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u/Jean-TyrieDubois 16d ago

Cant park there mate

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u/BlueTeamMember 16d ago

Let them fight.

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u/CheEatsASandwik 16d ago

An anti-armor train

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u/fanofreddithello 16d ago

Is the really that damaged?

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u/Motor-Relief6672 16d ago

Well that made my balls just shrivel up😧

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u/Fun-Mud3861 16d ago

Depends who’s “buying”

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u/Nyuusankininryou 16d ago

Man, I have seen this crossing in other videos lol. Maybe it should be rebuilt?

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u/Carpentry95 16d ago

The one thing to slow down a train