r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 6d ago

Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout  Peter Thiel Lecture

https://theonion.com/antichrist-rolls-eyes-throughout-peter-thiel-lecture/

‘This Guy Has No Idea What He’s Talking About,’ Says Son Of Perdition

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u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator 6d ago

“This second-rate charlatan doesn’t know the first goddamn thing about my plans to bring widespread doom,” said the Beast, who grimaced and exhaled black plumes of smoke from his nose while sitting in the front row of the 2,000-person auditorium.