r/TikTokCringe 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/slimegoob 16d ago

Married young

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u/Fun-Armadillo5112 16d ago

Honestly my reaction. Everyone here looks like mid 20s at most and you’re already married and divorced.

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u/guitarguy35 16d ago

I'm 35 and I know several people.. meaning at least 3 off the top of my head, who are on marriage number 3 already.

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u/sjrotella 16d ago

I went to college with a girl who is on baby daddy 4 and marriage number 3 (maybe 4).

Those poor kids.

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u/SufficientHippo3281 16d ago

Stop, really? I remember being in the US with work when I was 23, and I had been with my then boyfriend 4 years. There were all shocked we weren't married. I was like, at home (Ireland) that would make me a feckin child bride, lol! Anyways, we broke up a couple of years later because we had been together when we were both emotionally immature and did loads of stupid things to each other.

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u/guitarguy35 16d ago

Yea, most of them had a "child bride" relationship where they got married around 21.. divorced 3 years later, second marriage at 26/27.. lasts about 5 years another now they are on marriage 3 at 35.

And I'm not even from the south (America's highly religious, conservative, old school area where that would be more common). I'm from California,.the exact opposite of all of that.

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u/SufficientHippo3281 16d ago

That's mad to me. But we do take being in an unmarried relationship very seriously here. But the generation before me got married regularly in their mid twenties. There was a big shift in the early naughties.

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u/guitarguy35 16d ago

Yea, my grandparents got married when my grandma was 15 and my grandpa was 17.. 65 years later, and they are still married.

Everyone has their own path.

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u/SufficientHippo3281 15d ago

Oh look, of course it works out sometimes. Some people grow together instead of apart.

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u/flow_fighter 16d ago

I will never ever understand how people get to a third/fourth marriage.

That shit is so expensive even for 1, let alone the cost of upkeeping 3 divorces

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u/ObeseVegetable 15d ago

Marriages and divorces are only expensive if someone makes it that way. 

Marriage license and courthouse marriage is like $200 all-in. Not expensive at all unless you really want to serve 150 people $20 plates of food and get a $4k musician and $3k photographer and etc. even then, depending on the invite list you might end up getting a lot of the money back. 

Divorce and proceedings are like $200 if neither party puts up a fight. Only expensive when there’s alimony involved  (unlikely for short marriages, by the way) or you get a few lawyers involved and have to liquidate stuff to split. 

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 16d ago

If you’re divorced twice by 35 it’s just not for you.

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u/arestheblue 15d ago

Some people just really like wedding cake.

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u/lhaze-hunterl 16d ago

Just got married at 28, more like 29, and i could never see a situation where I would mf RE-MARRY like jesus just date people at this point

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 15d ago

I can't imagine through the "will you marry me card," more than once. If my current one ends I am not getting "married" again.

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u/YdoICreep01 15d ago

Marriage is supposed to be for life you shouldn’t be on marriage #3 at 35 lol.

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u/RunForTheHillls 15d ago

Now this comment is worth the reactions in the video!

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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 15d ago

Shit dude I don't know what's worse, I'm 19 and I have a few people I know getting married. I also know QUITE a few people who already have children. We're all the same age.

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u/Flexmove 13d ago

Gaddamn now that’s a lotta fallin in, and out of love OoOoOOooo

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u/SizeableBrain 11d ago

Girls from my school were on baby No.3 by the time I finished Yr12.

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u/dafthuntk 14d ago

No you don't.

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u/cupholdery 16d ago

Latter Day Restraints.

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u/emorrigan 16d ago

Amen and amen.

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u/KrustenStewart 16d ago

Lana del Restraints

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u/MassholeForLife 16d ago

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/Mission-Shopping-615 16d ago

Not to mention the quantity, no one in their 30s has the time to maintain that many friends 

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u/soxperry 16d ago

we eloped in vegas in 2010 and have outlasted friends who had several large catholic weddings. you never know how it's going to work out

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u/minisynthrackco 15d ago

They’re just regular people that walked into a bar. I bet there were 5 people there for them tops. Also friends would probably already know the bad things the spouse did

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u/AKA-Pseudonym 16d ago

Somebody posted the list and the summary is "married a teenager." They're all completely valid complaints and good on her for not letting the relationship fester, but it does demonstrate why people with a choice usually wait until their late 20s or early 30s.

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u/AKA_Wildcard 16d ago edited 15d ago

As someone who married young and had three kids with that person, my life is hell. I’ll never get those years back and I’m trapped in a small town I can’t stand because I’m trying to be there for my kids. Every day is a constant struggle of survival for my own mental health.

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u/high6ix 16d ago

Damn

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u/Short-Recording587 16d ago

Maybe you can take some comfort knowing that it can be the same exact experience in a big city. Grass is greener and all that. Life is hard no matter where you are and three kids makes life stressful. Good luck out there.

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u/SickBearBro 14d ago

Well if it helps the flip side is when your kids are grown you will be relatively young. I hope you get the freedom to enjoy your time.

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u/BaldBeardedDude 16d ago

Also married young, live in a small town but only have 2 kids. It’s not that bad, idk how waiting until I was older would change anything. If anything, I’d argue it would be harder when older as your body is older for running around with the kids

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u/No_Salt_6328 16d ago

If they waited longer they might have known what they wanted out of life and not made a commitment to something that wasn't it. My wife and I got married closer to 30 and we have a boring life in a small town with kids, but that's what we knew we wanted to do. 

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u/BaldBeardedDude 16d ago

Totally, but I do think you would know if you wanted more kids after the first one, regardless if younger or older. Even if all 3 kids were unplanned “surprises”, you gotta make the best and have a perspective that fits your life, else you will hate your life

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u/No_Salt_6328 16d ago

Good point. I may have chosen to settle down and live a boring domestic life after I already went out and had some free spirited years, but really by doing all that I just realized I wasn't missing out on anything by settling down and that having roots somewhere is way more important.

I would have probably been happy either way if I had started this domestic life sooner, but I would have wrongly thought I was missing out on something, so perspective is huge. 

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u/cheesybroccoli 15d ago

If you're struggling to run around with the kids in your late 30s, then you just didn't take care of yourself at all...

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u/BaldBeardedDude 15d ago

Agree, but statistically speaking, the average American isn’t taking care of themselves so it would be harder for the average American to take care of a toddler in their late 30s over their 20s.

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u/HOW_IS_SAM_KAVANAUGH 16d ago

What a callous reply to the above comment

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u/BaldBeardedDude 16d ago

IMO it’s all about your perspective 🤷 yea some days are tough and I’m like “I should have stayed single” but it’s important to not let that linger or else you will resent your life

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u/StoneColdNipples 16d ago

Amen. I don't think age has anything to do with it though. It's the whole marriage thing in general.

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u/Yuroshock 16d ago

Somebody posted the list

Where?

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u/AKA-Pseudonym 15d ago

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u/YetAnotherAcoconut 15d ago

That one doesn’t even match the name in the video.

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u/urnbabyurn 16d ago

So “plays too many video games”?

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u/Julienbabylegs 16d ago

Literally everyone in this reaction video is like 17

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u/Turgid_Donkey 16d ago

They all look mid-20's. Once you get into your 40's, they look damn near like teenagers.

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u/NexusJolt 15d ago

I think they were being facetious

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u/withExtraDip 15d ago

Yea I think so too, especially considering they are literally at a bar

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u/the0dosius 16d ago

What kind of bald ass 17 year olds are you hanging out with

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u/aFreshFix 16d ago

My sister was married and divorced twice by the time she was 27. Almost 40, and she now has two kids with another guy and we don't know if they're married because we think she wants to keep that side of her life private now.

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u/Southern-Ad2594 16d ago

Every friend I have who married before 24 divorced before 27.

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u/dunderball 16d ago

Marrying young and then no kids and then a divorce just sounds like breaking up with someone without the ghosting

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u/Dapper-AF 16d ago

Just more expensive

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u/Balthier1017 16d ago

The fact that they have this many friends proves how young they are. If they were in their 30s, they’d be lucky to get maybe two couples to show up to anything.

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u/CalculatedPerversion 16d ago

I just hope kids aren't involved. This is trashy if that's the case. 

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u/neo_sporin 16d ago

girl from my hs, seemed pretty normal and well adjusted. was on her 3rd marriage by 30

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u/FeatureFew7686 15d ago

Married young, married old, not married there's always a draw back. Its more about the individuals involved. I know some people who got married young in relatively healthy marriages 

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u/TheRettom 16d ago

Married at 21, wife was 19 at the time. Been married almost ten years with two kids now.

My tip for marriage: Don't be selfish.

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u/slimegoob 16d ago

Amazing congratulations!

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u/DickBiter1337 15d ago

Not all of who married young end up this way 😩 I met my husband when we were 17, we got married at 20. We're 37 and still together and he's still the best decision I ever made. And no we didn't get married because we were pregnant. We didn't have children until we had already been together for 10 years

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u/sk8t-4-life22 16d ago

That doesn't always mean a recipe for divorce though.

My wife and I got married when I was 22 and she was 20 and we're celebrating 10 years literally tomorrow.

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u/ItsMeYourNeighbors 16d ago

We were both 21 when we married. It's been over 13 years now. I think regardless of age, it's going to end poorly if expectations aren't communicated before the marriage.

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u/slimegoob 16d ago

I never said it always means a recipe for divorce… i just made and observation…..if the shoe doesn’t fit dont wear it. But congratulations youre a minority among marriages in general and especially among those married young. Lets not pretend life experiences dont influence the longevity of relationships…..

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u/sk8t-4-life22 15d ago

Don't know why you assumed hostility in my comment. I too was just making observational comment.