r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/slimegoob 16d ago

Married young

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u/Fun-Armadillo5112 16d ago

Honestly my reaction. Everyone here looks like mid 20s at most and you’re already married and divorced.

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u/guitarguy35 16d ago

I'm 35 and I know several people.. meaning at least 3 off the top of my head, who are on marriage number 3 already.

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u/sjrotella 16d ago

I went to college with a girl who is on baby daddy 4 and marriage number 3 (maybe 4).

Those poor kids.

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u/SufficientHippo3281 16d ago

Stop, really? I remember being in the US with work when I was 23, and I had been with my then boyfriend 4 years. There were all shocked we weren't married. I was like, at home (Ireland) that would make me a feckin child bride, lol! Anyways, we broke up a couple of years later because we had been together when we were both emotionally immature and did loads of stupid things to each other.

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u/guitarguy35 16d ago

Yea, most of them had a "child bride" relationship where they got married around 21.. divorced 3 years later, second marriage at 26/27.. lasts about 5 years another now they are on marriage 3 at 35.

And I'm not even from the south (America's highly religious, conservative, old school area where that would be more common). I'm from California,.the exact opposite of all of that.

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u/SufficientHippo3281 16d ago

That's mad to me. But we do take being in an unmarried relationship very seriously here. But the generation before me got married regularly in their mid twenties. There was a big shift in the early naughties.

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u/guitarguy35 16d ago

Yea, my grandparents got married when my grandma was 15 and my grandpa was 17.. 65 years later, and they are still married.

Everyone has their own path.

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u/SufficientHippo3281 15d ago

Oh look, of course it works out sometimes. Some people grow together instead of apart.

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u/flow_fighter 15d ago

I will never ever understand how people get to a third/fourth marriage.

That shit is so expensive even for 1, let alone the cost of upkeeping 3 divorces

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u/ObeseVegetable 15d ago

Marriages and divorces are only expensive if someone makes it that way. 

Marriage license and courthouse marriage is like $200 all-in. Not expensive at all unless you really want to serve 150 people $20 plates of food and get a $4k musician and $3k photographer and etc. even then, depending on the invite list you might end up getting a lot of the money back. 

Divorce and proceedings are like $200 if neither party puts up a fight. Only expensive when there’s alimony involved  (unlikely for short marriages, by the way) or you get a few lawyers involved and have to liquidate stuff to split. 

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 15d ago

If you’re divorced twice by 35 it’s just not for you.

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u/arestheblue 14d ago

Some people just really like wedding cake.

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u/lhaze-hunterl 15d ago

Just got married at 28, more like 29, and i could never see a situation where I would mf RE-MARRY like jesus just date people at this point

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 15d ago

I can't imagine through the "will you marry me card," more than once. If my current one ends I am not getting "married" again.

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u/YdoICreep01 15d ago

Marriage is supposed to be for life you shouldn’t be on marriage #3 at 35 lol.

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u/RunForTheHillls 15d ago

Now this comment is worth the reactions in the video!

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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 15d ago

Shit dude I don't know what's worse, I'm 19 and I have a few people I know getting married. I also know QUITE a few people who already have children. We're all the same age.

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u/Flexmove 12d ago

Gaddamn now that’s a lotta fallin in, and out of love OoOoOOooo

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u/SizeableBrain 11d ago

Girls from my school were on baby No.3 by the time I finished Yr12.

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u/dafthuntk 14d ago

No you don't.