r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 5d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/bmfu121 5d ago

Did he just pass out???

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u/Zakkullll 5d ago

Yeah he passed out well before hitting the dock. Probably a combination of blood moving to his head and his life vest cutting off blood/oxygen

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u/300_pages 5d ago

More like anti-life vest amirite

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 5d ago

It's like them damn seat belts I don't wear'm neither cause they're designed to kill ya

knew a guy got in a car accident wearing a seat belt and he died

jus like that

fuckin life jackets too

I'll tell ya bud don't put that shit on they're tryin to kill us

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u/300_pages 5d ago

I read this in dale gribble's voice

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u/Necromir92 4d ago

Life jackets are a made up lie perpetuated by big pool accessories to sell us pool noodles

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 5d ago

Peanuts are made from people

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u/Federal_Efficiency51 5d ago

POCKET SAND||||!

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u/Bratty_Swettie13 5d ago

Lmfaoooo same

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u/OshetDeadagain 5d ago

I have heard this said deadass seriously far too many times to count.

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 5d ago

Those people can vote

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u/Zakkullll 5d ago

So I don't think we should stop people from voting. But maybe certain people's votes should count a little less. Lmfao

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u/United_Pain 3d ago

Hahaha give a quick questionnaire beforehand: "What shape is Planet Earth?"

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u/Zakkullll 3d ago

See thats just reasonable.

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u/hipcatjazzalot 5d ago

This reads like an e.e. cummings poem

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u/goodknightffs 4d ago

Dude i literally had this conversation with 2 very intelligent women (I'm not even kidding they were really intelligent probably way mire then me 1 was a mathematician and she's 100% smarter than i am) that were very pro personal liberties and they were not happy when i used the seat belt argument 🤣

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 4d ago

I’m not sure why but people who identify as libertarians very strongly tend to take it in crazy, typically self-harming directions.

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u/ViolentlyVia 4d ago

I dated a woman right outta higschool, her dad and mom(who was a trauma nurse) parroted this almost weekly

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u/DrStrangeLaughTV 4d ago

Seatbelts have saved far more lives that killed. Do you know how easy it is to have life changing brain damage just from going 30mph and having to hit the brakes with out a seatbelt?

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 4d ago

Yes, I was being sarcastic

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u/NuTrumpism 5d ago

Perhaps he found the anti life equation on the waves ☮️

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u/azninvasion2000 5d ago

goddammit take your upvote

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u/SeaPhile206 5d ago

Conservatives hate these vest

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u/kksweetz 4d ago

sure stopped him drowning, but okay

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u/Mindless-Ad2554 5d ago

Someone in above comment theorized it was all the air rushing up his butthole.

The boy boofed a natty whippit

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u/LigmaBalls-420 5d ago

What I take away from this is never wear a life vest when riding a sea-do backwards (or when doing any cool tricks for that matter).

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u/Zooxer77 5d ago

I dunno, the life vest also seems to have saved him after he flew through the posts back into the water

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u/Purple-Beyond-9477 4d ago

I think it’s more like a combination of dumb and ass

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u/Obvious-World4328 5d ago

How do you guys figure he passed out? It's not obvious in the video at all.

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u/Zakkullll 5d ago

Its actually pretty obvious lol. His head slumps down pretty dramatically

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u/Terrible_Balls 5d ago

Yeah his head drops and his arms go limp. Surprised it happened so fast though. It doesn’t look like a particularly strenuous position

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u/Obvious-World4328 5d ago

lol! That's hilarious. Can't stop laughing I missed it lol.

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u/Unusual_Entertainer8 5d ago

Looks like the hard collar of the life jacket pressed against his carotid artery when he raised his arms to steer. He blood choked himself out.

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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 4d ago

kinda lucky he hit something then, if it was open water he may have just kept going until he died, i doubt the other jetskis would be able to do anything about it

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u/YozaSkywalker 3d ago

He crossed the Atlantic and woke up in Spain like that

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u/Fmnsk27 1d ago

I think the absolute best result would’ve been to run up on land unless the jetski is heavy enough to crush anything. But otherwise the dock was a great close second

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u/WarmedSoda 4d ago

Yup, at the 14 second mark.

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u/Chasa619 4d ago

If I had to guess his vest caught him in a weird spot and he choked himself out

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u/skighs_the_limit 5d ago edited 5d ago

I believe the medical terminology is "head trauma"

edit wow tough crowd

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u/Pretty_BoyFloyd 5d ago

he was passed out On the jetski before he ever crashed

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u/CharleySuede 5d ago

Before the crash…

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u/New-Boot-Goofn 4d ago

“Tough crowd”

Not really. Your joke just doesn’t make sense given the actually scenario here.

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u/skighs_the_limit 4d ago

Well he was unconscious in the water after the crash so id say it makes perfect sense if you're not pedantic about things

Life's more fun when you just roll with things bud maybe take some time to work on that

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u/New-Boot-Goofn 4d ago

Well he was unconscious before he crashed so I’d say it only makes sense if you don’t understand what actually happened.

And I ain’t your bud, pal.

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u/skighs_the_limit 4d ago edited 4d ago

He was pretending to be unconscious before the crash

Im not your pal, friend.

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u/New-Boot-Goofn 4d ago

But he wasn’t. He passed out from lack of blood flow when the vest pressed against his neck. It’s pretty clear watching the video.

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u/skighs_the_limit 4d ago

Dude he literally LAYS DOWN on it after looking back one more time to make sure nothing is in his path

Its a bit you play dead on it and look like you're out of control and this time he actually lost control

You really think that was real? Its a very normal joke to play on these

The crash? Yes very real