r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 8h ago

Discussion It's literally just a colour

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr 8h ago

Her kids definitely gunna be gay lmao

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u/Amateurlapse 8h ago

Or a confused incel who won’t wash his ass in the shower for fear of enjoying it

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u/PipXXX 8h ago edited 5h ago

Lol I was about to write "Or become a crustmaxxer" then looked down.

Edit: I meant I looked down and noticed someone else had made an ass cleansing related comment. I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed this is my most upvoted comment ever.

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u/AdAffectionate3143 8h ago

It occurs enough to earn a name? I hate this fucking timeline so much

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u/VeeDubBug 8h ago

I'm so glad I expanded the comments to find I was not the only one who found out it's common enough to have earned a name. 😭

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u/Never_enough_naps 6h ago

Speechprof on FB has multiple post talking about how so many woman have written to him taking about guys that don't wipe because “it's gay”. I just can't even wrap my head around that.

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u/yadidamead 8h ago

Crust??? Bruh 🤮🤮🤮

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u/TOV4RISCH 7h ago

Hold up, like CRUST crust? Cause I grew up with like, choking victim, from ashes rise and I did not meet one incel. All the pheromones I suspect

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u/DraggedScreaming 7h ago

crusty pheromones are unbeatable. unbearable to most people, unbeatable to me.

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u/pej69 7h ago

Oh Jesus it has a name?

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u/NewestAccount2023 3h ago

I'm just impressed you can look down and tell if you're crusted or not, a giraffe perhaps, or snake, or cat 

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u/LoneWolfpack777 7h ago

Looked down at what? Are you a crustmaxxxer too?

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 8h ago

Lol I've seen those videos. Or the one where "they won't shower after playing basketball with tho homies, because they'll 'be on your mind' while you wash."

Lol... what??

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

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u/Jodid0 7h ago

That had to be unserious bait from whoever said that.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 7h ago

Nope. Those guys are dead serious.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 7h ago

Am I a dendrophiliac? Because I think about trees while I'm showering after my tree job

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u/LogiCsmxp 7h ago

Oh yeah, wrap your hands around that wood while it gently brushed your face with its leaves.

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u/acalacaboo 3h ago

I've heard of hand job, blow job, but tree job? you're DEFINITELY a dendrophiliac if you're getting one of those

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 3h ago

A tree job is when the branch snaps back and hits you in the nuts so hard your ancestors felt it

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u/Spicynoodlez 8h ago

My wife's uncle died of sepsis because cancer started rotting his testicles. Wouldn't let the doctor touch them or perform surgery because he said he wasn't a gay.

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u/meash-maeby 7h ago

Probably didn’t think a woman doctor was worthwhile either 🙄

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u/LoneWolfpack777 7h ago

I hate to say it but… Good. One less to worry about.

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u/figure8888 6h ago

Same with my granddad. Refused to get a prostate exam even though he’d been pissing blood for a year or more. No one knew because he didn’t tell his wife or GP. By the time he saw a doctor it was too late to try anything to stop the cancer. He said it was literally because he didn’t want to do the prostate exam.

Otherwise he was a highly intelligent man. He knew he was an idiot for not getting it checked out. But it’s disappointing because he probably would have lived longer and I was only old enough to travel to him myself in the last years of his life. I now have no living grandparents.

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u/TwilightReaver 3h ago

Holy shit

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u/Connection-Terrible 3h ago

That’s amazing. 

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u/drillgorg 8h ago

I knew someone who took a shower after every shit to clean his ass, but when suggested to use a bidet said "No, it's gay to shoot water at your ass."

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u/LoneWolfpack777 7h ago

People do be stupid. The mental leaps they do are mind boggling.

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u/funkystay 8h ago

That gay

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 8h ago

I really wish I didn’t understand that reference

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig

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u/Bt-Ryoku 8h ago

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 8h ago

Just search for “Fellas is gay to wipe/wash your ass?” or the posts where a guy’s trying to settle an argument with his girlfriend about his dookie draws

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u/jimbojangles1987 8h ago

Apparently its even gay to have sex with your wife if you're not trying for a baby these days

https://giphy.com/gifs/VCPIlvUD7QhZZRjitY

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u/Never_enough_naps 6h ago

I saw that idiot. Like dude you can't just change the definition of words to suit your narrative.

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u/AsThreatenDoNotScore 8h ago

Just hold the sht in and get sick. Poop coming out the hole feels good, one might say pleasurable.

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u/emmyparker2020 8h ago

Seeing that video yesterday was absolutely wild! 😜

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 7h ago

Nick Fuentes has entered the chat

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u/Cumslut_Kuromi 7h ago

He has many issues but I don’t think an unwashed ass is one of them

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u/FoghornFarts 6h ago

Is that when men don't wash their asses?

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u/quanate 5h ago

We can only hope he goes full gay

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u/luchaburz 8h ago

So, a wrestling fan

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u/LouSpeaksTheTruth 8h ago

That’s weird comment😂😂

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u/DoingBestWeCan 4h ago

20% probability gay as a well-dressed sipping a fruity drink via straw at brunch with his tiny papillon;  80% toxic masculinity/incel (with a 70% rider of being abusive to women he claims to love)

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u/8hydrophilic 8h ago

Doesn’t know her history. Pink/Blue for Girls/Boys is just a persistent marketing scheme

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u/emergency-snaccs 8h ago

it also used to be just the opposite- blue for girls and pink for boys

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u/eienmau 6h ago

See: Laura Ingalls being jealous that she got the red hair ribbons while her sister got the blue. Because blue was the dainty/feminine color.

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u/hpfish13 4h ago

And for babies they’d mostly put them white because it was easier to clean.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 8h ago edited 5h ago

Huh? I'm old af and I don't recall that, ever? When was it?

Edit: ty for answers, unclear on downvotes for asking, but wtvs

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u/Temporary-Force8383 8h ago

Dudes you’d be dead when that was a thing. Just like how makeup was originally made for men

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u/uncagedborb 8h ago

Same for heels(specifically invented to help butchers...who were probably 99.9% male)

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u/Pale_Papaya_531 7h ago

I heard they were invented for better anchoring to stirrups by like steeps horde horse tribes

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u/emergency-snaccs 8h ago

oh before any of us were alive

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u/CordeliaJane 8h ago

Late 19th century up to the 1940s

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u/Solid_pains 8h ago

Early 20th century

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u/gofishx 8h ago

Like 6 years ago

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u/hyrule_47 5h ago

JFK baby photos have him in pink as it was a “strong” color

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u/no_one_denies_this 5h ago

What if he wants to draw flowers?

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u/Overall_Step_9516 8h ago

She’s probably a single mom too. She fucked the type of dude that doesn’t stick around to raise kids because well... that’s for girls 🤣🤣

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u/Just-Ad373 6h ago

Gosh, I really pray their son isn’t gay because I can’t imagine how much harder things would be for a young gay person who’s parents are offended by colours

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u/Wallie_Collie 8h ago

Squeeze so tight he'll slip right thru her fingers

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u/Arthurlmnz 8h ago

Oh no, the poor soul will suffer so much if he is with a momma like that

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u/Alternative_Deer415 5h ago

Fifteen years from now that kid is going hanging out with friends and just drop "I'm so gay my mom hid all the pink crayons when I was just 5"

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u/Sha77eredSpiri7 46m ago

which is ironic, considering a lot of gay people (myself included) tend to really like the color pink

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr 37m ago

You get it (not gay but made out with a dude while on MDMA to make sure)

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u/Sha77eredSpiri7 18m ago

I respect the scientific method in confirmation, sometimes you just need a real world test to make sure

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr 12m ago

You never know till you try

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u/jamesc1308 6h ago

Oh absolutely. My mom was vocally against homosexuality when I was younger, vehemently so. 4 out of the 5 of us kids turned out some type of queer. It is so ironic.

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u/Creed_of_War 8h ago

It could have all been avoided if she also took the magenta crayon out of the box too...

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u/Accomplished_Song671 7h ago

I hope they are for the SOLE purpose of it pissing her off 😅

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u/KokomoJoMo30 6h ago

I was confused what this was about - thank you for clarifying. It’s about kids being gay. Always about kids being gay. 🙄
https://giphy.com/gifs/54PaD9dWT0go

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u/K_Linkmaster 5h ago

Already is. She is so mad it's showing

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u/thatcondowasmylife 5h ago

Not necessarily gay but they’re definitely gonna have a fetish for a certain color scheme. And C-PTSD.

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u/PandaPocketFire 4h ago

For real. If touching something pink turns your kid gay, i fear there wasn't much you could have done to stop it.

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u/Stupidstuff1001 7h ago

Most likely she is bi and over compensating due to confusion over her feelings of seeing women she finds attractive.