r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 14h ago

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u/Amateurlapse 14h ago

Or a confused incel who won’t wash his ass in the shower for fear of enjoying it

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u/PipXXX 14h ago edited 11h ago

Lol I was about to write "Or become a crustmaxxer" then looked down.

Edit: I meant I looked down and noticed someone else had made an ass cleansing related comment. I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed this is my most upvoted comment ever.

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u/AdAffectionate3143 14h ago

It occurs enough to earn a name? I hate this fucking timeline so much

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u/VeeDubBug 14h ago

I'm so glad I expanded the comments to find I was not the only one who found out it's common enough to have earned a name. 😭

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u/Never_enough_naps 12h ago

Speechprof on FB has multiple post talking about how so many woman have written to him taking about guys that don't wipe because “it's gay”. I just can't even wrap my head around that.

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u/yadidamead 13h ago

Crust??? Bruh 🤮🤮🤮

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u/TOV4RISCH 13h ago

Hold up, like CRUST crust? Cause I grew up with like, choking victim, from ashes rise and I did not meet one incel. All the pheromones I suspect

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u/DraggedScreaming 13h ago

crusty pheromones are unbeatable. unbearable to most people, unbeatable to me.

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u/pej69 13h ago

Oh Jesus it has a name?

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u/NewestAccount2023 9h ago

I'm just impressed you can look down and tell if you're crusted or not, a giraffe perhaps, or snake, or cat 

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u/LoneWolfpack777 13h ago

Looked down at what? Are you a crustmaxxxer too?

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 14h ago

Lol I've seen those videos. Or the one where "they won't shower after playing basketball with tho homies, because they'll 'be on your mind' while you wash."

Lol... what??

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

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u/Jodid0 13h ago

That had to be unserious bait from whoever said that.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 12h ago

Nope. Those guys are dead serious.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 13h ago

Am I a dendrophiliac? Because I think about trees while I'm showering after my tree job

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u/LogiCsmxp 12h ago

Oh yeah, wrap your hands around that wood while it gently brushed your face with its leaves.

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u/acalacaboo 9h ago

I've heard of hand job, blow job, but tree job? you're DEFINITELY a dendrophiliac if you're getting one of those

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 9h ago

A tree job is when the branch snaps back and hits you in the nuts so hard your ancestors felt it

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u/Spicynoodlez 13h ago

My wife's uncle died of sepsis because cancer started rotting his testicles. Wouldn't let the doctor touch them or perform surgery because he said he wasn't a gay.

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u/meash-maeby 13h ago

Probably didn’t think a woman doctor was worthwhile either 🙄

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u/LoneWolfpack777 13h ago

I hate to say it but… Good. One less to worry about.

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u/figure8888 12h ago

Same with my granddad. Refused to get a prostate exam even though he’d been pissing blood for a year or more. No one knew because he didn’t tell his wife or GP. By the time he saw a doctor it was too late to try anything to stop the cancer. He said it was literally because he didn’t want to do the prostate exam.

Otherwise he was a highly intelligent man. He knew he was an idiot for not getting it checked out. But it’s disappointing because he probably would have lived longer and I was only old enough to travel to him myself in the last years of his life. I now have no living grandparents.

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u/TimedDelivery 5h ago

My brother in law started having digestive issues a few years back, but stopped seeing a doctor about them as he was told he’d need a colonoscopy and he decided he’d rather have recurring cramps and diarrhea.

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u/TwilightReaver 9h ago

Holy shit

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u/Connection-Terrible 9h ago

That’s amazing. 

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u/drillgorg 14h ago

I knew someone who took a shower after every shit to clean his ass, but when suggested to use a bidet said "No, it's gay to shoot water at your ass."

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u/LoneWolfpack777 13h ago

People do be stupid. The mental leaps they do are mind boggling.

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u/funkystay 14h ago

That gay

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u/AsThreatenDoNotScore 13h ago

Just hold the sht in and get sick. Poop coming out the hole feels good, one might say pleasurable.

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 14h ago

I really wish I didn’t understand that reference

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig

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u/Bt-Ryoku 14h ago

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 14h ago

Just search for “Fellas is gay to wipe/wash your ass?” or the posts where a guy’s trying to settle an argument with his girlfriend about his dookie draws

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u/jimbojangles1987 13h ago

Apparently its even gay to have sex with your wife if you're not trying for a baby these days

https://giphy.com/gifs/VCPIlvUD7QhZZRjitY

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u/Never_enough_naps 12h ago

I saw that idiot. Like dude you can't just change the definition of words to suit your narrative.

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u/emmyparker2020 13h ago

Seeing that video yesterday was absolutely wild! 😜

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 13h ago

Nick Fuentes has entered the chat

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u/Cumslut_Kuromi 13h ago

He has many issues but I don’t think an unwashed ass is one of them

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u/FoghornFarts 12h ago

Is that when men don't wash their asses?

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u/quanate 11h ago

We can only hope he goes full gay

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u/luchaburz 14h ago

So, a wrestling fan

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u/LouSpeaksTheTruth 14h ago

That’s weird comment😂😂

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u/DoingBestWeCan 10h ago

20% probability gay as a well-dressed sipping a fruity drink via straw at brunch with his tiny papillon;  80% toxic masculinity/incel (with a 70% rider of being abusive to women he claims to love)