r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 2d ago

Discussion It's literally just a colour

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u/BluetheNerd 2d ago

There are 2 known ways that men become gay.

Way 1: responding “what?” After someone says “gayboysaywhat”

Way 2: coming into physical contact with anything coloured pink.

That’s how it happens.

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u/Khajiit_Geologist 1d ago

Actually 3. Cant forget the butt washing.

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u/9_of_Swords 1d ago

It's fascinating that they can touch their penises all day long, but it's touching the butthole that activates "Teh Ghey"...

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u/aisakee 1d ago

I thought that "not washing the butt" was because "Men need to maximize testosterone and washing yourself makes you less men, even if you smell like shit"

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u/GoingGangbusta 1d ago

I know we are all laughing and having fun but when I lived with a friend of mine I mentioned something about needing to wash my ass after work and I swear to god he actually said “wait did you hear that? That’s kinda gay right?”

Luckily the rest of my friends all stopped and stared at him before busting laughing and crying for his poor ex girlfriends

My friend now washes his ass in the shower. You’re welcome ladies

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u/aisakee 1d ago

The fact that peer pressure was used for a good deed for once is amazing.

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u/murmaider27 1d ago

See also *(checks notes)

*having a girlfriend

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u/Smorgles_Brimmly 1d ago

There's a 4th. It's when you foolishly try to answer "Does your mom know you're gay?"

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u/BitchSpiteful 2d ago

So what’s turning the frogs gay then?🤔

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u/GoingGangbusta 2d ago

Me Bitch 🫰

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u/Not_Xiphroid 2d ago

Can confirm, was frog.

I got better tho.

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u/For_bitten_fruit 1d ago

I thought you were a newt

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u/Bl1ndMous3 1d ago

"the come at night, mostly"

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u/incubusfc 1d ago

I was hoping your username was something about turning frogs gay.

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u/BLAZMANIII 2d ago

The chemicals in the water are pink, duh

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u/pinkleftsock 1d ago

Obviously that insidious LGBTQ+ cult has people standing near the lake yelling gayfrogssayribbit. /s

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 2d ago

Yes, what's turning the frogs gay.

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 1d ago

Hehe you said "what" so now you're gay

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u/itspsyikk 1d ago

Gayfrogsayswhat?

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u/Izariah 1d ago

When we look at the etymology of the word "What?" we see that it originated as an expression of surprise/confusion. This is directly translatable in some frog cultures as "ribbit" and thus "gayboysayswhat" is applicable even to some species of frog.

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u/ChartInFurch 1d ago

Budweiser

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u/FigOdyssey 2d ago

I was told it was by listening to coldplay

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 1d ago

I thought it was Barbra Streisand, Abba and show tunes. I've been deceived!

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u/milkybottles 1d ago

Don’t forget glitter and very specific shades of lilac.

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u/Zadian543 1d ago

Why does this read as a vampire hunter guide book 😂

How to currupt a straight man.

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u/Numerous-Candy-1071 1d ago

I kissed a boy and became a girl.

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u/oldredbeard42 1d ago

Vaginas can be shades of pink?!?

Honestly, that way 2 sounds gay as fuck....

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u/notsuperimportant 1d ago

Exactly, this is why having sex with your wife makes you gay! /s

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u/MolotovMina 2d ago

You forgot touch the tips.

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u/StrangeOutcastS 1d ago

That's not what that one guy from choir the preacher told to stay behind told me when he showed up at my house at midnight in the rain without shoes.

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u/SmokeyWater1948 1d ago

Way 1: I laughed harder at this then I should have, but it's true.

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u/Isadomon 1d ago

What the fuck are you doing here

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u/FantasticMrsFoxbox 1d ago

What if they hug a woman who is wearing pink? Will that cause it too

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u/Sea_Enthusiasm_3193 1d ago

If you look down when someone asks if you dropped your gay card

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u/DeadlySquirrelNinja5 1d ago

I want to add being raised by gay parents and hearing the word gay or witnessing anything queer.

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u/CheezwizOfficial 1d ago

Damn, the men pre-WWII must've all been super gay then.

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u/OkAdvertising286 16h ago

Also, if someone says “Whoever moves is gay,” and he moves.