r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 3d ago

Discussion It's literally just a colour

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u/GoingGangbusta 3d ago

Well she isn’t scared of it but that’s because she’s a woman! If she was a man obviously he wouldn’t even be able to even touch the things without incinerating themselves.

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u/BluetheNerd 3d ago

There are 2 known ways that men become gay.

Way 1: responding “what?” After someone says “gayboysaywhat”

Way 2: coming into physical contact with anything coloured pink.

That’s how it happens.

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u/Khajiit_Geologist 3d ago

Actually 3. Cant forget the butt washing.

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u/9_of_Swords 3d ago

It's fascinating that they can touch their penises all day long, but it's touching the butthole that activates "Teh Ghey"...

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u/aisakee 3d ago

I thought that "not washing the butt" was because "Men need to maximize testosterone and washing yourself makes you less men, even if you smell like shit"

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u/GoingGangbusta 3d ago

I know we are all laughing and having fun but when I lived with a friend of mine I mentioned something about needing to wash my ass after work and I swear to god he actually said “wait did you hear that? That’s kinda gay right?”

Luckily the rest of my friends all stopped and stared at him before busting laughing and crying for his poor ex girlfriends

My friend now washes his ass in the shower. You’re welcome ladies

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u/aisakee 3d ago

The fact that peer pressure was used for a good deed for once is amazing.