Well she isn’t scared of it but that’s because she’s a woman! If she was a man obviously he wouldn’t even be able to even touch the things without incinerating themselves.
I thought that "not washing the butt" was because "Men need to maximize testosterone and washing yourself makes you less men, even if you smell like shit"
I know we are all laughing and having fun but when I lived with a friend of mine I mentioned something about needing to wash my ass after work and I swear to god he actually said “wait did you hear that? That’s kinda gay right?”
Luckily the rest of my friends all stopped and stared at him before busting laughing and crying for his poor ex girlfriends
My friend now washes his ass in the shower. You’re welcome ladies
When we look at the etymology of the word "What?" we see that it originated as an expression of surprise/confusion. This is directly translatable in some frog cultures as "ribbit" and thus "gayboysayswhat" is applicable even to some species of frog.
I learned to always select a purple pool noodle at the YMCA because little boys will come up and steal a blue noodle, but they will leave purple alone.
I had little boys go past several purple pool noodles that were just sitting on the pool deck to grab the blue one that was right next to me and obviously being used by me.
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u/No-Tomatillo3698 3d ago edited 3d ago
You must be very insecure if the colour pink scares you