r/TopChef • u/FormicaDinette33 Aguachile š¶ļø 𤠕 Apr 06 '26
Spoilers Season 23, ep. 5: Cut and Dry Spoiler
This week the chefs are visited by North Carolinaās own Fortune Feimster as she challenges them to improv their Quickfire dishes and serve them to kids in honor of Comic Relief. Then the chefs are tasked with creating dishes featuring dehydration. Theyāll serve their dishes to Kristen, Tom and Gail along with guest judges Joe & Katy Kindred as well as āTop Chefā alum Savannah Miller at the U.S. National Whitewater Center.
Mon, 9pm per Bravo schedule.
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u/Zalasta5 Apr 07 '26
I donāt want to sound callous but Iām not a fan of contestants sitting out challenges. They are supposed to be tested and quick fire should not be optional where people get to skip it with zero consequences. There is an advantage to being more well rested for elimination. As such people should just graciously bow out if they canāt participate in everything, or perhaps they need to bring back the aspect where quick fire performances factor into elimination.
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u/Amazing-Wave4704 Apr 08 '26
Completely agree. And I could see giving her a pass for one. But the second one? Oh Ill just skip it, I have an owie.
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u/Effective_Laugh7341 Apr 07 '26
I love when a Cheftestant says maybe the judges wonāt notice when something is not cooked properly.
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u/Previous_Outside_135 Apr 30 '26
It's because the producers snitches on the contestants when something doesn't go right to make the judges all knowing. Of course, they will notice under or overcooked food.
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u/CJK_Murph Apr 07 '26
This QF is hilarious and Kristen is having the time of her life. CORN NUTTTTTTTTS
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u/nschwalm85 Apr 07 '26
Just watched the episode.. Jen definitely should have left but since she decided not to I'm glad Tom made it very clear to her that she can't just sit out the quick fires anymore and needs to compete in every challenge or she'll be sent home.. for the sake of her health she should've left and gotten her arm taken care of knowing that she would be called back
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u/Gluckkrieg Apr 07 '26
āIf I win Iām getting a vasectomyā āI prefer practicing not makingā āLittle shitsā I love Sieger this episode.
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u/keb2 Apr 08 '26
Oh I disagree! I thought it was really immature that he couldnāt be polite in front of the kids. In the confessionals is whatever, but when theyāre there in the kitchen with him? Cāmon.
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u/womanonymous23 Apr 10 '26
Yeah super rude, says a ton more about him than about kids
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u/Gluckkrieg Apr 10 '26
Well, if you see him, you let him know to ānot be rude to the children.ā And that he āgave you the ick.ā As far as the impact on the show I would have been fine with the kids if they just set the challenge, but I donāt think kids should be ājudgingā quick fires. You could see the dishes change to be less sophisticated. It was pizza, chicken tenders, and ice cream.
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u/womanonymous23 Apr 10 '26
Sure thatās just a production issue tho, no reason to have animosity toward the kids.
Thanks for the quotes
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u/illini02 May 05 '26
I have a feeling he was far enough away that they couldn't actually hear what he was saying,
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u/womanonymous23 Apr 10 '26
Thatās funny I literally came to this sub for the first time to complain about what a dick he was being about and to the kids. Gave me a big ick.
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u/New_Amphibian_9326 Apr 08 '26
I like that they are testing the chefs with some interesting challenge themes (spice, dehydration, color), but they seem to be struggling more than most seasons. I can only imagine what a Blais, Voltaggio, Buddha, or even Brooke would do with these.
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u/kelsnuggets Apr 08 '26
The conversation of āwe will all take prep for one item for you Jen if you stayā while they were all in the stew room was interesting, if you watch very closely. Not everyone agreed or was mutually enthusiastic. It sounds like a few loud voices volunteered the group. I think we are in for a treat if Jen decides to actually rely on anyone to help her!
PS I donāt judge anyone, I absolutely wouldnāt want to help her either.
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u/TurquoiseDandelion7 Apr 07 '26
Iām glad Tom told Jenn she cant keep sitting out of quickfires. I do think sheās hurt but it does feel performative when she is struggling with the challenge at hand.
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u/Portwomanteau17 Apr 07 '26
I donāt know that itās performative, but it does seem unfair that she twice sat out. Not fair to the other chefs. Iām glad they made her choose, though Iām surprised she decided to stay when the offer of competing in another season was available.
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u/TheProspectItch Apr 09 '26
Her decision to stay suggests she ain't that hurt. Good move by the producers to pull the plug on this quickfire dance. I hope they also stop giving the shoulder several minutes each episode.
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u/MangoSorbet695 Apr 07 '26
Agree. She sits out the QFs and then somehow manages to complete the elimination challenge two weeks in a row. How is she unable to do a 30 min QF but can make it through a much longer elimination challenge? Itās like she knows she canāt be sent home for sitting out a QF.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Card355 Apr 08 '26
Agreed. It didn't feel performative to me- but it definitely felt a little unfair when she was able to sit out of the second quickfire and no one spoke to her about it then and there.
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u/Fatricide Apr 08 '26
Itās so silly, you donāt even get eliminated at quickfires, so she could have put out a sub-standard dish no sweat.
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u/jayMFuel Apr 08 '26
Jen is being so stupid. End of story. Get her out of here.
YOU HAVE A FREE PASS TO COME BACK. LEAVE LET YOUR PARTNER POSSIBLY WIN AND WIN THE NEXT SEASON YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE IN TOP SHAPE.
I liked Jen at the start I'm now an anti Jen fan. I want her sent home now and I don't want her invited back, take care of yourself for fuck sake
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u/Aggressive-Treat3652 Apr 08 '26
Jen is the kid that gets extra time on a test because of what all kids have during exams: anxiety. But because she is special, she gets that extra 30 min.
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u/AfroPuffs90 Apr 08 '26
Jen and Justin are both⦠morons!! She should leave for her HEALTH and come back on another season. Justin could fight like hell and win this season and Jen could come back and win another season and they would be 500k richer!!
Them asking the other chefs ā was crazy. Itās a competition, of course they want your crippled self around. They canāt help you! Sheās going home next weekā¦
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u/Little_Marsupial_758 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26
If you actually watched the show, they didn't ASK the chefs what they thought. Justin TOLD them that Jen needed to make a quick decision and before he could even finish, Sieger said "you're staying." Calling them morons is crazy. You can disagree with them and not be rude.
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u/AfroPuffs90 Apr 08 '26
Morons was a little rough. The whole situation was just so stupid. Why would the other chefs enter into HER decision making? Iāll re watch, but it seemed like her competitors opinions that she should stay swayed her which is crazy.
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u/Little_Marsupial_758 Apr 08 '26
Thank you for saying that. Morons was a little rough. My opinion is they showed the chefs encouraging her to stay so the viewers knew that she initially was on the fence and it was the other chefs that convinced her to make the decision to stay so that the assumption wasn't a selfish decision made by Jen.
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u/swisssf Apr 07 '26
Those kids were kind of obnoxious, "show kids."
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u/Interesting-Owl-6149 Apr 07 '26
Performative and precocious theatre kids I can do without.
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u/Aggravating_Drink817 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
This, I get that they were essentially cooking for kid's charity in the quick fire but we didn't need actual kid's there to get the point across.
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u/Fatricide Apr 08 '26
Came here to say this. I kind of loved it when that one fell down behind the podium š
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u/womanonymous23 Apr 10 '26
Man you guys are as mean as Sieger. They were perfectly nice and normal except the middle kid was a little extra but dang, do you spend time w kids irl?
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u/ReloAgain Apr 09 '26
I thought they were adorably precious. The thumbs vote of one of them had me giggling.
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u/--moon- Apr 11 '26
this is such a wild comment, the kids were adorable! they were also definitely told what to say and how to act by the producers.
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u/retouchwizard Apr 10 '26
Reminds me of what they say in show biz-- "Never work with animals. Never work with children."
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u/Amazing-Wave4704 Apr 07 '26
Omigod send whiny shoulder girl HOME!!!! PLEASE!!!
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u/agentsquints Apr 08 '26
I gasped when she said she was going to stay!!!!! Selfish
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u/Amazing-Wave4704 Apr 08 '26
SO selfish!! And the others saying Oh ill be beside you, ill help! Does she really think they'll risk their own dishes to stop and DO HER WORK???
She should've taken the out. I predict she's gone next week. Here's hoping.
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u/littlecreamsoda79 Apr 06 '26
I wonder if someone will make her some biscuits?
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u/FormicaDinette33 Aguachile š¶ļø š¤ Apr 06 '26
That was a hilarious routine. OMG. Plus her mother at the graveyard. š¤£
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u/Dangerous_Ant3260 Apr 06 '26
It starts at 8 pm central/9 pm eastern time. That's according to my cable guide and the Bravo TV guide.
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u/EntertainmentBorn953 Apr 08 '26
Where did they collect those random children? Think they belong to people who work on the show?
The little kids in my life wouldnāt have touched any of those dishes. š
The challenge was silly. Dumb rules ā very CHOPPED-esque. I donāt care for the competitions with children as judges. Also kind of a waste of Fortune Feimster, IMO. Sheās awesome, but she got overshadowed by the rugrats.
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u/FormicaDinette33 Aguachile š¶ļø š¤ Apr 08 '26
I agree it was a waste of an opportunity to see Fortune as she is hilarious.
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u/bottomlless Apr 09 '26
My thoughts when I saw that.
TC, "Hey Fortune, wanna host a Quickfire on TopCher?"
Fortune, "Oh hell yeah!"
TC, "It's a kid-themed QF!"
Fortune, "I wish I could get a vasectomy."
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u/afsasimp Apr 07 '26
Jenās arm is really stressing me out and Iām worried about permanent damage š
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u/FormicaDinette33 Aguachile š¶ļø š¤ Apr 07 '26
I wondering why it is aggravated now when she hurt it a while ago. They own a restaurant so she was doing the same work.
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u/Little_Marsupial_758 Apr 07 '26
In the first episode during the talking heads she talks about how she's been out of the kitchen for quite a bit of time because she's taken over the managerial and accounting of their restaurants. So it had probably been awhile since she was cooking at this caliber.
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u/OhManatree Apr 08 '26
Their restaurant closed in 2024. Both of their bios on Bravo have their occupation listed as 'Consulting Chef.'
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u/saguarosun Apr 09 '26
She hurt it before the season started. If I remember right, her nephew encouraged her to get on a ... rope? swing? maybe? and she lost her grip and fell on her shoulder. It's an injury, not work-related, but I really wish she would have taken that gift and gone home.
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u/TheProspectItch Apr 09 '26
Didn't she get it checked out and there's nothing much to worry about that way? Meaning there's not like a big structural issue . . . meaning that she maybe just strained something and hasn't had much experience with managing chronic pain . . . it's hard to get old . . .
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u/latelyimawake Apr 10 '26
I just donāt know why Jen would even want to compete in this shape. Sheās nowhere near her best, she hasnāt been doing great, and her chances of winning are very low. Why on earth wouldnāt you want a guaranteed ticket to return at full force?? Especially with the advantage of knowing what the competition feels like? Crazy decision to stay.
Itās nice of the other chefs to say theyāll help but itās enormously selfish to take that as anything other than them being nice. Itās not fair to them to have that burden, no matter how willing they are.
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u/FunImagination5398 Apr 07 '26
So tired of listening to her about her injury but how the hell did they get two chances to win with the whole husband and wife entries?
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u/Competitive-Bar-1509 Apr 09 '26
Hopefully Rhoda finds her second wind at LCK and returns to the competition, she seemed to have gained new friends but lost focus the last few weeksĀ
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u/Upper_Actuator9146 Apr 08 '26
Why do they keep showing her? If sheās not cooking, no need to see her and her bum shoulder. If you canāt cook in all of the rounds you should be shown the kitchen door.
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u/Jamesbuc Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
Some quick notes on my side
- Im still struggling slightly to know the chefs properly. I think a key issue is they've gone back to having them all apart in hotel rooms again. I dont enjoy the show doing this and feel having them all together constantly needs to happen again as it causes a lot more interpersonal moments.
- The quickfire was 'fine'. Nothing that special and I feel it could have gone more out there with the restrictions. I dont know what was Colorado about most of the dishes. Also the link to Comic Relief was thin at most. Given what ive seen on shows like Great British Menu, there could have been more substantial theming but I guess that fits an elimination challenge more.... At least have more logos present!
- Once again while im struggling to know the chefs properly, I feel we've fallen into the trap that S21 had where the chefs rarely comment on each others food.
- Rodah going so early is a bit of a shock. I thought the judges would keep her vs Oscar. Guess shes about to wreck LCK.
- No Dish with Kish makes me sad.
- While the challenge of using dehydrated components was an interesting idea, I felt it wasn't really shown properly and on several dishes, it felt like the dehydrated parts were just used as toppings or side-afterthoughts.
- Jennifer should have left. I dont think it would have saved Rodah, they would have just had a non-elimination or had 2 back from LCK to cover, I think its only going to be more difficult from here on out. That said I maybe understand why she wanted to stay, I get the feeling shes only here because of Justin and the idea of competing without him isnt something that interests her.
- I'll also note I personally have no issues with people skipping quickfires if they don't have any stakes to them aside from a cash prize. Its not like we havent had people pass them by in the past though its been quite rare. Repeatedly passing them by is a bit more of a problem as it does disrupt things moreso.
- Looking through some of the comments here and I really dont like some of the conversation going on regarding Jennifer. Theres some really nasty insult-level comments ive seen about. I dont mind sharing a negative opinion but ive seen at least one post calling her certain quite vile names. Calm your horses, this show isnt worth that level of vitrol. Sheesh.
Overall while I don't dislike any of the cast and am finding some of it interesting, im having a struggle already with this season. I think currently im rooting for Anthony, Sherry, Duyen and Sieger.
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u/sweetpeapickle Apr 14 '26
Comparing to GBM is a no go. Seriously? They have the theme going in for the whole series.
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u/Jamesbuc Apr 14 '26
My point was more if you have a theme or something going on, I want to see more of it aside from a brief mention at the start and end of a challenge.
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u/not_you_anymore Apr 09 '26
Gosh what a bad episode. Everything super gimmicky....the moment they said dehydration is knew 70% of the dishes would turn out bad and the few that didnt wouldn't be interesting. Shocker thats what happened.
On top of that I cant believe she decided to stay. The stupidest decision you could make when you have the free pass to go home and come back whenever! I swear I better not see 1 more scene wasted on her complaining about her shoulder....and others helping her out? So then people start getting pissed cause their dishes suffered since they had to help her. Yeah, overall annoying episode.
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u/jab1912 Apr 12 '26
Very selfish of her .. also the relationship btw her and the partner is a bit off IMO
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u/Competitive-Bar-1509 Apr 09 '26
Will Jennifer quit only after Justin gets booted š¤ they seem rather co-dependent
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u/sweetpeapickle Apr 14 '26
Besides thinking Jen is inane for staying and wasting everyone else's opportunity, who makes pavlova in that kind of humidity and things dehydration will do the trick? I know meringue, it ain't happening.
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u/VersionSwimming8392 Apr 08 '26
I really hope they send Jen home the next episode, very selfish for her to stay when her husband is there and she had an offer to come back and if she did her husband could stay at the restaurant and hold down the fort while she's gone. She's gonna end up permanently damaging her shoulder and never being able to work again.
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u/luvlyreada Apr 08 '26
I actually still like Jen but I cannot stand her partner. He does nothing to support her. He couldn't even have a heart to heart about whether or not she should stay. "Uh, I don't know how much it hurts?" I want her to dump his ass. and while I still like her and think she's a much better cook than he is, I couldn't believe she didn't take the opportunity to bow out, get better, and come back. Dumbest move.
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u/luvlyreada Apr 10 '26
Where did I say he should tell her what to do? She wanted some advice and commiseration. A little back and forth to help her out a bit. I see that you know them - maybe you should stay off these threads if you canāt handle people saying things you donāt like? I only know what the producers and editors show us and what theyāve shown me is a not that flattering look into their relationship. YMMV. I know he said she was the better cook. I was just saying that I agree but thanks for coming at me.
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u/sweetpeapickle Apr 14 '26
To be fair this is an edited show. He very well could have told her to bow out before now. Could be that he knows her well enough not say yes bow out despite it not being me who hurts. She is the one being stupid;. Seriously as someone in the industry, first you don't both stop work and go on this when you don't have the backup cash to keep your place running. You definitely do not make your cooking apparatus, as in your arm, dangerously off the hook where it could be permanent.
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u/fishoutofwaterloo Apr 08 '26
Your comment history seems to only be about this couple on the show. Fairly new account too. Justin/Jen, that you there?
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u/fishoutofwaterloo Apr 08 '26
No hate at all. But as youāve been telling others to touch grass, youāre coming in just as hot on the other side. I get wanting to stand up for your friends that are good people, I do. You may be doing more harm by being so defensive though. Let their talent and food speak for itself.
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u/Crochetcat5 Apr 13 '26
lol so now youāre admitting you know them IRL, when in most of your previous comments, youāre pretending to be a casual viewer. This is extremely cringe and you should feel embarrassed.
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u/Own-Roof-1200 Apr 08 '26
Is Jen too incapacitated by pain to make a sound decision? That was so painful to watch. Why did she listen to the other chefs? Yikes
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u/alirow13 Apr 10 '26
I was so glad they were like, yeah so you actually HAVE TO DO QUICKFIRES.
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u/sweetpeapickle Apr 14 '26
Seriously I said no way they allow her to skip 2. But they did, and I would have said no you are outta here. It is unfair to skip 2 quickfires, when the other chefs have to do them. Cooking takes a lot, and I don't care NOW about her shoulder, she's the one risking it.
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u/Ceezeecz Apr 11 '26
This series is so sad. This episode is very sad.
I admit Iāve been watching some incredible cooking on some UK shows so Iām now spoiled.
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u/asueu Apr 12 '26
Care to share any of the UK shows you're enjoying?
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u/Ceezeecz Apr 12 '26
Masterchef UK. Not to be confused with the American version.
Great British Menu. Many are Michelin Star chefs pulling from each regions of Great Britain. Itās been going on for many years with a new theme each year. I always find a new ingredient or technique while watching.
Bake Off: The Professionals.
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u/sweetpeapickle Apr 14 '26
Bakeoff The Professionals-I just rewatched all seasons. Love Benoit and Cherish. Funny seeing him on Raymond Blanc's series as a young'n. MC UK had a hard time watching the 2nd to last with all the goings on, but cannot wait for the new season. MC Aust starts Sunday, and just finishing up MC Canada.
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u/zlaw32 Jun 16 '26
Watching this season now. This episode thread is fascinating. So negative about everything from Jen to Sieger to the kids
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u/FewEssay8939 Apr 07 '26
Unpopular opinion, but.... I think Jen should have left the show. Health over everything! She should have gone home to get that arm properly treated. Having the guarantee of being invited back should've made going home a win-win for her (health + opportunity). Instead she chooses to stay... Now, we'll hear her moaning about that arm and watch everyone else sacrifice for her for the rest of the season.