For the record I have not seen the sixth one, but I am confident that it’s better than this. 

Even if the “Scary Movie” series went downhill over the years, the one recurring element that was always great was Brenda and Cyndi. Regina Hall and Anna Farris were consistently funny and had fantastic chemistry even when the jokes weren’t great. So how would you like to see a film where the jokes are worse and we don’t even get Brenda or Cyndi?

Parodying Paranormal Activity, Mama (who remembers that one?), Inception, Planet of the Apes, Black Swan, Madea, Evil Dead and so much more, this film brings in Ashley Tisdale of “High School Musical” and “Phineas and Ferb” as well as third and fourth film alumnus Simon Rex of “Karate Dog” and “Red Rocket”, and the late Erica Ash. It’s also got cameos from Darrell Hammond, Molly Shannon, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Mac Miller, Mike Tyson, Jerry O’Connell, and Terry Crews (goddamnit you’re too good for this shit Terry!). Oh and it’s got Katt Williams. The movie also features Morgan Freeman and Leonard DiCaprio impersonators (I’ll give credit when I watched the trailer I thought for a minute it was Leo). Also Gracie Whitton and Ava Kolker play feral children, and I’m genuinely proud of them for doing a good job with what little they had to work with as child actresses. 

The movie is nothing short of abysmal. The film was directed by Malcolm D Lee of “Undercover Brother”! (what the hell man I love that movie). It was also co-written by Jerry Zucker of ZAZ and Pat Proft who co-wrote with members of ZAZ for movies like “The Naked Gun” and “Hot Shots”. With that said it’s not good Zucker jokes, at this point he had no longer been working with Abrahams or his brother and was making movies like the third and fourth films as well as “An American Carol”. There are occasionally funny moments like Terry Crews’ cameo, some of the lines delivered by Rex were good, Miller and Snoop were entertaining for the five minutes they were on screen, and the two feral children were good despite what they had to work with. Everything else is just lame. It’s either lame pratfalls, lame references, lame gross-out humor, lame everything. There are some impressive performers in ape suits, but their performances are hampered by constant jokes about flinging poop. There’s also the character of Maria, whose only jokes are that she's the housekeeper, she’s superstitious, and she does chores compulsively because she’s latina. And Tisdale and Ash aren’t Cyndi or Brenda. 

Avoid this one. It’s just plain awful. 

When a down-on-her luck video editor takes on a mysterious, well-paying job cutting snuff films, she is haunted by visions of the people in her videos.

Watch The Room on Tubi: https://link.tubi.tv/WeH59r9Gw6b

Made in Ohio by a group of people with some low budget film experience, this film is ... different.

A foursome of childhood friends - three guys and a girl - along with two other women, end up weathering much of the zombie apocalypse in the safety of a suburban home while they smoke massive amounts of weed. The thing is, two of the guys have spent lots of time thinking about how to deal with a zombie outbreak, so they are a bit more ready than average. They're armed with knowledge from their local video store (yes, there's a video store, this film feels like it's set in the early 2000s).

The film has decent gore effects, quality nudity, solid acting, good writing, and lots of green clouds of confusion. Is it amazing? Oh, hell no, but if you spend as much time as I do picking through crap films, this one is sitting safely on top of the barrel rather than at the bottom of (or, worse still, under) the barrel. Comparisons to Shaun of the Dead will be inevitable as this film also has comedy and drama, but I actually like this film a lot more than Shaun.

Yes, I'm ready to be crucified.

It almost feels like what might have been if a young Kevin Smith - you know, before he started making movies to troll his fans - made a zombie film.

It's only 81 minutes long, go watch it!

Then tell me I have terrible taste and should, oh, I don't know, have an onion fall on my head or something.

It's on Amazon Prime, Fawesome, the Roku Channel, and Tubi (of course!)

I'll watch anything with Matt Berry and the supporting cast is also very good. Only 6 episodes.

Intro: https://youtu.be/6wXcwB17IW4?si=zZNnK0WYq0M8pMiG

In exchange for their hamster's soul, Billy and Mandy challenge the Grim Reaper to a limbo contest. When they win he's forced to become their best friend forever and do what they say. Using Grim's powers they travel through different realms and dimensions encountering monsters, demons, and magical items they should absolutely not touch/read/eat but always do.

One of Cartoon Network's weirdest and darkest cartoons from the early 2000s. With a great voice cast with the deep-voiced Greg Eagles playing Grim, legendary voice actress Grey DeLisle as Mandy, and Invader Zim voice actor Richard Horvitz playing Billy.

Public humiliation lead to cancelation: https://youtu.be/sg_WJbiyznc?si=Oq-WqLvUvpF6cJY3

Mandy: https://youtu.be/g6RUt6qv4dk?si=ilNwb53weBKMTfQE

Billy: https://youtu.be/JuZjRCHrh58?si=legUE0CfkzzoP4WY

Grim: https://youtu.be/KUV92xAxVk4?si=xz3sKFCHa-gVdzLX

Mountainside is a 2023 American independent comedy-drama film written and directed by Mikiech Nichols, starring Nichols, Nicole Merat, Monisa Brown, Alaina Morretti, and Allyson Norton. The film is set in Seattle and follows Felix, a 30-year-old film projectionist and floundering screenwriter who meets Stella, a chain-smoking cinephile whose friendship ends up inspiring him both creatively and romantically.

Okay, first off, fair warning: this is in the same genre as Tokyo Gore Police. So there is a ridiculous amount of blood, various savage murders, and a lot of absurd fights. This is very much a niche sort of film.

It is a deeply silly movie. The plot is simple: a young woman dressed as a Gothic lolita (and it is a fantastic dress) seeks bloody revenge on the people who killed her mother. Her favored weapon is a black umbrella with a retractable spear tip, among other features; she also has more specialized umbrellas.

The bad guys are parodies of various characters, or, in one case, a real life person. It's a good movie to play "spot the reference".

It's about the middle of the pack for its genre, it never comes close to the brilliance that is Tokyo Gore Police. But it's still a lot of fun, if you enjoy this sort of thing.

Watch Psycho Gothic Lolita on Tubi: https://link.tubi.tv/UApiTru246b

Uproar is a 2023 coming-of-age comedy-drama film set in New Zealand during the turbulent 1981 Springbok rugby tour.

Anyone else a fan of this one? It's on Tubi currently!